Slur
I'm even more pissed than my usual Herculean standards.

Co-op sherry and the park bushes are just around the corner.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:03, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sherry is ace for getting wrecked on
Roll on old age
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:04, Reply)

weapon of choice of my brother in his teens
£2.99 for a bottle and he'd get paralytic on it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:07, Reply)

I do feel that a career as a swearing alcoholic tramp is my calling
Although it's snowing up here again tonight. Not too appealling in this weather.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Tired and emotional after a long wee's studying!
been leaving 7am and getting home 8:30/9pm ;-(
this had better work out or HM is gonna be having words...
fettle?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Your thing that isn't Corgi any more?
No end of work round here for them - Oor kid is paying them about three times as much as sparks just to keep 'em on the books.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:25, Reply)

'tis an offaly intense procedure getting on "that" register, unlike the other one...
that was way too easy...

been in classroom and workshop 8:30-6:30 just about every day, but still not to dae onny atchul wuk, leek, petal ;-)
there's a guy on t'course from north shields and he absolutely cannut unnersand his fathah un lore, who's called bob but cos FUL comes from Ashington/Ash'nt'n he gets berb/be-erb.

going well, years of prior knowledge and 'sperience are putting me in top two nae bothahhh!
yersel'?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:02, Reply)

I've hadf a gin and tonic, in a pint glass,
I've hadf a gin and tonic, in a pint glass, well two,

Went into the kitchen to feed the cats and my back itched so I ingeniously took down a large metal serving spoon to scratch it. Luckily, from a hygiene point of view, I was too drunk to hang it up again.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Have you got a fat left index finger?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:43, Reply)

Can you send me a G and T too
I have £50 worth of Sainsbury's vouchers and I am considering spending the whole lot on gin.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:47, Reply)