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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:48,
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I killed the last threadI'll kill this one too!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:50,
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pwned by a girl.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:54,
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I thought there was something funny-looking about her.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:58,
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He's the worst looking transvestite I've seen in a long while(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 21:59,
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She was quick to ignore you, I was impressed.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:01,
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I clearly hit a raw nerve with himStill a pb - 3 posts to lolignore and tell the internet *VICTORY LAP*
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:04,
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SlurI'm even more pissed than my usual Herculean standards.
Co-op sherry and the park bushes are just around the corner.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:03,
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Sherry is ace for getting wrecked onRoll on old age
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:04,
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weapon of choice of my brother in his teens£2.99 for a bottle and he'd get paralytic on it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:07,
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I do feel that a career as a swearing alcoholic tramp is my callingAlthough it's snowing up here again tonight. Not too appealling in this weather.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:16,
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Tired and emotional after a long wee's studying!been leaving 7am and getting home 8:30/9pm ;-(
this had better work out or HM is gonna be having words...
fettle?
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:19,
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Your thing that isn't Corgi any more?No end of work round here for them - Oor kid is paying them about three times as much as sparks just to keep 'em on the books.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:25,
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'tis an offaly intense procedure getting on "that" register, unlike the other one...that was way too easy...
been in classroom and workshop 8:30-6:30 just about every day, but still not to dae onny atchul wuk, leek, petal ;-)
there's a guy on t'course from north shields and he absolutely cannut unnersand his fathah un lore, who's called bob but cos FUL comes from Ashington/Ash'nt'n he gets berb/be-erb.
going well, years of prior knowledge and 'sperience are putting me in top two nae bothahhh!
yersel'?
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:02,
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I've hadf a gin and tonic, in a pint glass,I've hadf a gin and tonic, in a pint glass, well two,
Went into the kitchen to feed the cats and my back itched so I ingeniously took down a large metal serving spoon to scratch it. Luckily, from a hygiene point of view, I was too drunk to hang it up again.
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Have you got a fat left index finger?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:43,
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Can you send me a G and T tooI have £50 worth of Sainsbury's vouchers and I am considering spending the whole lot on gin.
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Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:47,
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I'M ON A TRAINon my mobile coming back from watching the taping of Pointless, presented by the quite amusing Alexander Armstrong and the monstrously huge Richard Osman.
It was quite entertaining, but most importantly I now have the secret code to get in the audience for QI. Woo!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:04,
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I quite enjoy PointlessAs daytime TV goes.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:19,
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I'm going to have to keep an eye on the scheduleIt was a dramatic head-to-head, plus I was in the front row. So I'm now a fan too.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:22,
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Where is it filmed?Countdown used to be filmed in Leeds and they'd give tickets away for fun.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:29,
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BBC Television Centre in LondonFigured it was worth it since I work by Bham International Station so could go straight from work.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:37,
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Relax.It's Friday night, which means no early morning tomorrow, which is tres good.
It also means I can go exploring the coast with my camera and a very waterproof jacket.
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How's work chap?(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:22,
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It's going wellHad a good week, got lots done, and starting to prove I can do what I'm there to do. Which is good.
How's things, other than walking long distances to parties?
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"long distances" is a relative term :)Fantastic cheers, flagging now but generally on the up!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:32,
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I expect you know this site but just in casewww.walkingenglishman.com/
It's more my end of the country than yours.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:37,
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Bookmarked cheers.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:41,
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I'd done a lot of the West/North Yorks walks on thereBut there's a lot of semi urban walks that I'd never even thought about.
Hopefully it'll grow - although I've submitted a couple of ideas which have been ignored.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:48,
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Relative indeedI've been walking about 40 minutes a day just back and forth through bits of factory, which can't be too bad for me.
Flagging is to be expected by Friday night. Roll on weekend.
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I am covering reception, I am bored.I want to go and read chat magazine in bed.
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wanderlust, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:34,
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Alwight!Long time. London town is much the same as usual, but slightly better as I got given a pay rise today.
The receptionist has returned so I best be off back to the bat cave.
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wanderlust, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:49,
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sleepy sleepy meI wish it wasn't windy and rainy and that I had an instant transporter
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:46,
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i do not want a trainspotter(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:56,
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I'll bet that is what bloke you're not meeting tomorrow is doing.I'll bet he is going trainspotting.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:07,
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Where to, Guv?Sleepy drunk naughty me too.
The dating site that my lodger signed me up to has become a source of great amusement.
Now I must do a big long sleep.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:52,
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ProbablyBecause I've been on the Pale Ale tonight. Don't normally drink beer so it'll be a different hangover tomorrow.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:04,
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What IPA have you been on this evening?If it's the 6x, you've got major probably ahead.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:08,
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Kelham Island Pale RiderMy broadband connection is dying again so I'm about to go to bed out of frustration.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:24,
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last time I signed up to a website drunkI tried to convince some guy I was an evil genius and he was my nemesis. Was going quite well
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:55,
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That is quite a specific festish you've got there Crunchy.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:07,
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you've got to see how much weird they can put up withunfortunately I added a picture the next day and he was no longer interested :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:19,
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All I'm gettingIs LOL wanna chat!!! messages.
Mainly from women in South Yorkshire.
Single men with low expectations - head to Sheffield right now.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:27,
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reply with some shit about cthulu or convince them you are a robotand see if they try to keep the conversation going
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:29,
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Makes notes.Adding photos is bad.
Any other advice? So far, I can see that being weird and not letting people know what you look like is a good thing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:43,
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photos are bad when you have a face like a ripped dap*like mine, anyway.
*favourite welshism
Acting weird weeds out the normals (that's my theory). Don't mention axe murdering (certainly not repeatedly during a date) and, um, I don't really know, it's not like I'm super successful
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:48,
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I too have a face like a ripped running shoe.However, this isn't really relevant as I've no plans, at this point, to join any of the dating sites.
But I will remember this advice. As I'm sure it's only a matter of time before I come home drunk and lonely and think.... 'that'll be a good idea'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:51,
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I've just got inHad a couple of chocolates and poured myself a glass of wine.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:43,
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City lost this evening Lighty.I'm going to drink even more than I'd originally planned.
You off the the Wolves match on Sunday?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:44,
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I am yesGot my ticket from the original match.
EDIT: Now I'm wondering if I was supposed to rebook or contact them or something. Shit. I'll phone up tomorrow.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:49,
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Can't you just check the website?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:51,
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I haveit says nothing (now) about people with tickets from the original date, just talks about if you want to buy them now.
I'm sure it said at the time of the postponement that they'd be valid for the re-arranged fixture but I don't know if in the meantime I've missed a "contact the club to receive your replacement ticket with the new date on" announcement.
*frets*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:58,
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Just turn up.You'll be fine.
Worse case, you pick up a spare in the pub.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:01,
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Not the sort of game to be casual aboutI've heard several people say they're not getting the train as the normally would because there might be trouble.
Fortunately I catch the train in the opposite direction so I should be alright - but I won't be wearing my shirt.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:08,
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We had Leeds at home last weekendAnd the usual rumours of 'aways fans in the home sections' that are generally rubbish turned out to be true.
There were a number of ejections and unfortunately a bit of trouble as a result of that.
Further proof that the club needs a new stadium so they accommodate those who want to watch the game in a safe environment.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:12,
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I sort of amI'm still making stuff for tomorrow. My flat smells yummy.
How's your evening been Jeff?
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Shit berk.My favourite (well, only) football team lost.
On the plus side, I've got cider.
What treats have you made for your bash buddies?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:45,
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Well if you will support a silly team in a silly sport...I've made chicken liver and wild mushroom paté and a bakewell tart.
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I support my local team in a silly sport!There is a big difference.
Can you post photos of both?
EDIT: Also, the strap on my watch broke this evening as well, that has fucked me off.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:52,
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OM NOM NOMThis just did my head in: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v2xnl6LwJE&feature=player_embedded
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:54,
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I'd google how they do that, I'm assuming it is smoke and mirrors, but I'm too impressed by it to want to check.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:57,
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There's a diagram somewhere explaining itsomething about two models and video of one superimposed on the other. *shrug*
I like it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:09,
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Are you expecting 3 points on Sunday?And are you happy with the change in management?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:13,
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I am expecting a cagey affair between two teams terrified of losingbut think we might edge it.
Regarding the manager, I've stopped thinking "why sack Di Matteo? We haven't been in the drop zone since the first week of the season, we've never managed that before" and started thinking "lost 13 out of 18 games, no sign of the defence improving, time for a change". And if you're going to change it, might as well go for Manager of the Year, eh?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:21,
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That makes some sense.But I can't help but think he had you playing good stuff.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:43,
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midfield and attack maybebut our defence got worse as the season went on.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:49,
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It's really is very clever isn't it?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:16,
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It's just an optical illusionand I know that, but my brain is still going aagh, aaaagh, stop breaking the laws of physics, it's sore!
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I have the same brain pain.What time are you off on your travels tomorrow?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:19,
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Erm about midday-ish?I said I'd pick Labs up around 1pm and get to Oxford for about 2pm.
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exciting exciting!i wanna be less tired and go now!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:22,
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I really need to go to bed soonbut the cake doesn't come out for another 45 min or so.
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I can keep you company for 45 minutes.I'm all alert and stuff. :(
Any further communications with Hot Bloke from Christmas?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:26,
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But you've got Tennis Coach Hot Bloke (TCHB) to woo now!So all isn't lost.
Have you made a plan for getting to 3rd base(line) with him?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:29,
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Pffft.it's all window shopping, you realise, I'm never going to do anything about it. Besides, I could never encourage him to be so unprofessional as to sleep with his students. *virtuous*
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You want to make a racket with him(I'm not sure if that is supposed to be racket with a 'q' or not?)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:34,
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Racquet, yesI'm not punning Jeff, it's too late and my brain has gone manky, it's been a long week.
Also, I'm really not going to do anything other than flirt and windowshop with cute tennis coach. He probably likes slim trendy blonde girls.
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So what is your plan for love then?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:42,
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There is no plan as suchthe closest to a plan that I have is 'wait and see'.
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The best of all the plans is to wait and see how things pan out.You've chosen wisely youngster.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:48,
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Pffft, you'll be calling me grasshopper nextI'm no youngster, Jeff-san.
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Watch thisAnd think of Monty: www.reelzchannel.com/trailer-clips/16871/forgiving-dr-mengele-trailer/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:26,
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I meant to go to sleep toobut then I ended up in an exchange of messages with that guy I'm not meeting
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:26,
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And are you still not meeting him?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:27,
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yeswe won't be in the same place at the same time
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:30,
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Oh man, you might totally be in there. Or not.This could just run and run, or walk and fade!
What are your feelings about the situation?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:32,
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I have no ideaI am enjoying conversing with him, but he lives bloody miles away. Plus, he could be a dick in real life for all I know
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:34,
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But he might not be a dick in real life.He might be alright.
Is he also a LARPer?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:37,
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no, but I think he does warhammerthis is never a good sign
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:39,
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you've seen those games workshopplaces full of stinky nerds? It's the game they do there
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:43,
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It is.The models are quite cool, and I like painting things, but when you get in to playing the game and stuff that's way too geeky and dull.
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Sounds fucking bent.See you both on the left?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:48,
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totally, but I am still sleepy(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:31,
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yeah, indeedy-hay hoptical hequation, no less.saw the pics and vid "over there, somewhere!"
**points "over there, somewhere!"**
incredibly accurate joinery/carpentry/measuring!
i've had too much gin, the staying sober has taken a sabbatical, so to speak.
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:29,
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read this back to yourself tomorrow(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:35,
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I see a new tag like for berk'Asking OT posters about their wanking habits since....'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:31,
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I refer you to my several earlier videosspecifically "weird brain melter" and "forgiving Dr Mengele" and ask that these be counted as credit towards my /links quota for the evening.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:17,
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It totally ismy ex used to play them, in fact spent ALL the money on them. And little bits would stick in your feet and he'd winge if you stood on one
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:50,
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and OH GODthe army lists! bloody everywhere
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:51,
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So warhammer is as gay as it gets?What is the point of the game?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:56,
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it's a war gameyou have an army each (which you select and paint) then they have a battle (which takes too damn long) which has a particular objective, ie destroy the other dude's tank, kill all the other army, etc.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 0:58,
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Most of my male friends from homehave rediscovered Warhammer and 'Magic: The Gathering'. Whenever I go back I invariably end up sat in a room watching them play, bored out of my mind. Which is why I ended up reading Bizarre magazine at new years, and then got shouted at for being antisocial. *facepalm*
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I don't mind games, as long as they're inclusive and 'geek points' aren't a factor.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:02,
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I've not played scrabble is ages.I'm going to bed shortly. How is the cake looking?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:09,
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Slightly burnt :(my stupid oven is stupid, sometimes it goes really slow and then other times it goes like a rocket and charcoalifies everything. This was one of those times :(
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Electric, there's no gas at all in the flathence the storage heaters. It's a fairly old oven though.
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Would your landlord change it if you complained?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:16,
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Almost certainly not, noit's perfectly useable, it just has it's foibles. Such as burning my cake one day but undercooking it another, using exactly the same temp/settings etc.
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Bad times.You know what you should do, is get yourself to a shop that bakes cake, buy one, put it in a tin and claim it's your own creation.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:20,
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That;s cheating, I couldn't do that!I'm sure it's edible, just a bit burnt. I shall sample it in the morning adn if it's horrible I shall very quickly make another.
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i, for one, am not that fussy :)(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:24,
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It's more the principle of the thingI've been tooting my own trumpet about cake making and now I'm going to rock up with something blatantly overcooked!
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Is that a euphemism?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:34,
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We've recently played a lot of"Last Night on Earth" which is a boardgame with different scenarios of a zombie apocalypse. One (or two) players control the zombies and the rest control the heroes and there's a specific objective.
It's damn good fun.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:33,
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I quite liked magicwhen I played, but then I met all the people who spend all their time building decks :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:07,
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magic the gatheringa collectable card game
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:09,
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magic came firstpokemon and yu gi oh are more recent. And I've seen 'grown' men playing them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:13,
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I haven't.If they want to play cards, what is wrong with a proper card game?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:15,
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Crucnhy.I hereby suggest you don't date anyone who engages in such activities. In the long run, you'll be happier.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:29,
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It's the collecting Jeffit fires up the Nerd gene.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:34,
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It just sounds a bit gay to me Lighty.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:36,
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That sounds really fucking shit.Not just the fact you've got to paint your army, but the fact you've got to destroy a fake tank.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:00,
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I think it's how obssessed the people whoplay them get. Also, for some reason anyone playing them starts smelling within minutes. I have seen this phenomenon with otherwise ordinary individuals who've had showers. By the end of the first turn, they stink. Must be pheremones or something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:09,
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All the more reason why I don't like the idea of this 'game'I've avoided such people for years, I'll make sure things stay that way.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:13,
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I can't.I think I have a throat infection. What are the odds that the day I become a millionaire I'm ill as fuck. I might comfort myself and buy a plasma screen, if only I knew anything about teles.
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I've had a horrible cough for ages and my asthma has been playing silly buggers the last couple weeks.That went away yesterday and now the back of my throat feels like it's three times its normal size. On the plus side at least I can't be an idiot with my new found wealth in town tonight, and unlike me I'm going to be sensible with it (minus buying a Playstation and flat screen tomorrow). Already paid off my student credit card in it's entirety and will be closing the account tomorrow, it feels utterly fantastic.
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My grant finally came in. I've only been waiting six months.Been living like a peasant since September and had to get a credit card which I desperately wanted to avoid. I've received September and January's grants both at the same time so I now have more money than I know what to do with. I can finally live like a normal human being.
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Does this mean that theft from your local convenience store is a thing of the past?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:34,
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I think you need to explain how you suddenly became a millionaire.Did you win the lottery?
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Is STILL superior to you autisms.:/
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 19 Feb 2011, 1:38,
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