sleepy sleepy me
I wish it wasn't windy and rainy and that I had an instant transporter
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

instant train-spotter you mean.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:50, Reply)

i do not want a trainspotter

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)

I'll bet that is what bloke you're not meeting tomorrow is doing.
I'll bet he is going trainspotting.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Where to, Guv?
Sleepy drunk naughty me too.

The dating site that my lodger signed me up to has become a source of great amusement.

Now I must do a big long sleep.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)

sleep POO!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:53, Reply)

Probably
Because I've been on the Pale Ale tonight. Don't normally drink beer so it'll be a different hangover tomorrow.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:04, Reply)

What IPA have you been on this evening?
If it's the 6x, you've got major probably ahead.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:08, Reply)

Kelham Island Pale Rider
My broadband connection is dying again so I'm about to go to bed out of frustration.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Popomatic lols

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)

last time I signed up to a website drunk
I tried to convince some guy I was an evil genius and he was my nemesis. Was going quite well
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)

That is quite a specific festish you've got there Crunchy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)

you've got to see how much weird they can put up with
unfortunately I added a picture the next day and he was no longer interested :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:19, Reply)

All I'm getting
Is LOL wanna chat!!! messages.

Mainly from women in South Yorkshire.

Single men with low expectations - head to Sheffield right now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:27, Reply)

reply with some shit about cthulu or convince them you are a robot
and see if they try to keep the conversation going
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:29, Reply)

*Books ticket*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:38, Reply)

Makes notes.
Adding photos is bad.

Any other advice? So far, I can see that being weird and not letting people know what you look like is a good thing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:43, Reply)

photos are bad when you have a face like a ripped dap*
like mine, anyway.

*favourite welshism

Acting weird weeds out the normals (that's my theory). Don't mention axe murdering (certainly not repeatedly during a date) and, um, I don't really know, it's not like I'm super successful
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:48, Reply)

I too have a face like a ripped running shoe.
However, this isn't really relevant as I've no plans, at this point, to join any of the dating sites.

But I will remember this advice. As I'm sure it's only a matter of time before I come home drunk and lonely and think.... 'that'll be a good idea'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 18 Feb 2011, 23:51, Reply)