My sternly worded letter has already been drafted
"Dear Snow Ombudsman,

I am writing to you re: February 19, 2011.

Seriously, what the fuck? Snow happens in December. That is it. Even that is a major concession on our part. Have you forgotten about how I was stranded in Sheffield and had to walk down the M1 in a blizzard until the Highway Maintenance Men saw me and picked me up in their digger?

Yours with hate,

Bella"
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That said it was snowing the day I was born
and that was April.
But then I was the second coming of Satan.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)

You are Damian AICMFP

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:31, Reply)

"Dear Snow Ombudsman,

I am writing to you re: February 19March 5*, 2011.

Seriously, what the fuck? Snow happens in December. That is it. Even that is a major concession on our part. Have you forgotten about how I was stranded in Sheffield and had to walk down the M1 in a blizzard until the Highway Maintenance Men saw me and picked me up in their digger?

Yours with hate,

Bella
*According to the calendar of Jeff"
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Sorry Jeff

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)