Alright wankers?
Doin' owt fun today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:33, 47 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alright Jeff?
No. It's snowing and I have work. It's like a bloody anti-fun conspiracy, I tells ya.

How about you?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I'm doing some cleaning.
AND I'm thinking of having a shave in a bit. AND I'm thinking of taking my watch to the jewelers to get the stap fixed.

It doesn't get much more rock and roll than that.

How much snow have you got?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:48, Reply)

This much


Fuck that shit, I hate snow.

Sounds like you've got quite the day planned!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:54, Reply)

That's loads of snow.
It rained ovenight here, but it's starting to dry up now, it's quite mild here too.

Snow is bent.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Too fucking right it's bent
I ain't happy. I ain't happy at all. Plus, I have a really busy few days at work and I can't be arsed. Can we fast forward the next two weeks please Jeff?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Of course.
Consider today the 5th of March.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Yay!
That means it's only 4 days until I go see The Wombats, 6 days until I go to Brighton and 12 days until Paddy's day!

Thanks Jeff!!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:04, Reply)

You might want to tell The Wombats that the date has changed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Oh, I thought we'd fast forwarded the whole world.
I wondered why the snow hadn't gone.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Best day of the year bar none.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Where are you?
That is a lot of snow.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Bradford
Seems to be all over West Yorkshire, judging by my Facebook.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:18, Reply)

What the hell were they thinking?
Don't they know we have had all the snow this year?
I'm going to complain to the ombudsman and I suggest you do the same!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)

My sternly worded letter has already been drafted
"Dear Snow Ombudsman,

I am writing to you re: February 19, 2011.

Seriously, what the fuck? Snow happens in December. That is it. Even that is a major concession on our part. Have you forgotten about how I was stranded in Sheffield and had to walk down the M1 in a blizzard until the Highway Maintenance Men saw me and picked me up in their digger?

Yours with hate,

Bella"
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:27, Reply)

That said it was snowing the day I was born
and that was April.
But then I was the second coming of Satan.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:28, Reply)

You are Damian AICMFP

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:31, Reply)

"Dear Snow Ombudsman,

I am writing to you re: February 19March 5*, 2011.

Seriously, what the fuck? Snow happens in December. That is it. Even that is a major concession on our part. Have you forgotten about how I was stranded in Sheffield and had to walk down the M1 in a blizzard until the Highway Maintenance Men saw me and picked me up in their digger?

Yours with hate,

Bella
*According to the calendar of Jeff"
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Sorry Jeff

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

holy shit
it's so warm here, it feels like late spring
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Looking at guitars on that there Ebay
..'cos I haven't bought one for months and there's a couple of spare hangers on my wall. I'll be overhauling and restringing my mate's 12-string later. Fillet steak and all the trimmings (and lots of sparkling shiraz)later with G/F and daughter.
Life is good.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:44, Reply)

What are you thinking of buying?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:49, Reply)

a guitar?
obvious answer is obvious.

And, on reflection, not funny.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Sorry guys, real life got in the way of a quick answer
I'm looking at a Tanglewood for a mate of mine and lusting over 2 (count them - fucking TWO) Rainsong all - graphite guitars.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 16:13, Reply)

ugh
restringing a twelve string is a pain in the fundament.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 15:58, Reply)

off to meet internet weirdos
in about 10 minutes. What have I forgotten to put in my bag?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Cats?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I'm hoping other people will bring them

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:51, Reply)

How many kittens are you hoping to drown today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Afternoon Jeff
Nope, no real plans for today, aside from starting to build a PC. No football for me to watch either, so that's pretty dull.

Looks like a day of gaming for me!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Why not become a Crawley fan for the afternoon?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I have to say that I cannot stand football
but I might just watch Man U versus Fulchester United just because I would love to see them (Fulchester) get a goal. Won't happen, but wouldn't you just love to see it?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Especially if Billy The Fish scores.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I remember one issue when they realised that no one was reading Billy the Fish
and the manager of Fulchester said "I'm going to have a shit on my desk and the first person who complains will get £100 from Richer Sounds".
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I'm a Crawley fan for this match anyway, but that doesn't mean I want to watch it!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Because Crawley are a bunch of utter cunts.
I hope they get dicked 12-0.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I have just cut mr b3th's hair
(with his approval, I must add. I didn't just attack him with the clippers or anything). Now he has trimmed himself a comedy moustache of which he is absurdly proud. It's one of those that just hugs the top lip with a space between the moustache and the nose. I laughed at him, then gave him a stern face when he did not appear to be shaving it off.

I have no plans for today, outside of a little pottering. This is a sad reflection on my pathetic life.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Did you put a pudding basin on his head prior to the haircut?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 12:55, Reply)

And if not, why not?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Going to Boots to buy industrial amounts of drugs. The legit kind.
Then into town to look at televisions and maybe buy a t-shirt from Reiss.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I plan to spend my day cleaning, being hungover, eating chinese and embarrassing my little brother
He's coming to visit and bringing his new tiny girlfriend. Mistake.
(Charmander, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Oh, brilliant
I can't wait until my youngest sister makes the mistake of bringing a boy home.

She's only 6, so I have a while to work on my terrifying speech.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Mistake
surely thats a boys name?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 14:04, Reply)

nothing Jeff, just chilling the fuck out for a change.
Half term has allowed me some relaxing time. I will watch bad telly have a few doobies and play on the xbox.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Where have you all gone
you benders?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 19 Feb 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Hello, is it me your looking for?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 15:30, Reply)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)

on my way to oxford street for the bash.

(PsychoChomp, Sat 19 Feb 2011, 16:23, Reply)