Never
How the fuck dare you go to Bristol at the same time as me without telling me so that I could respond "that's nice, I doubt I'll have any spare time to meet up though"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

i'm just wild and independently-minded like that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I'm not sure I can keep up with this sort of behaviour
It's over, Rachel. I'm sorry, but this sort of hellraising absolutely will not do.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Morning RSwipe (32DD)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:50, Reply)

hey
that's only my height if i lie down.

which i never do on a first date. it guarantees fumbly painful sex.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Your thighs are too long, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:04, Reply)

i wish
i don't mind being 5'6, it's only annoying in sales when all the normal length trousers/jeans/skirts have already been sold because it's so average. but i would like to have longer legs please. can you stretch them?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

yes Dopey, yes you can.
arstechnica.com/civis/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=2941
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Yeah, cos it's really easy to find trousers when you're 6' and female
I've spent longer than I care to recount in Long Tall Sally, feeling positively Liliputian by comparison to all the shoppers, waiting for Ms Foxtrot and her sisters to find clothes that fit them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I'll have a good time trying.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:12, Reply)

this is the best answer
/swoons
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:15, Reply)