Double spiral fracture of tib/fib, about an inch from the knee
On a brick barbecue.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

oooffffooooyafuckaya

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:55, Reply)

It didn't start to hurt until I got to hospital
Then it fucking caned until I had morphine.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)

My leg hurts just reading it!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Mine now aches whenever the weather changes dramatically
Stupid barbecue.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:06, Reply)

I dont think barbeques are historically correct
LARP fail
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Pretty sure people have been cooking outside with fire for a while
But I take your point. Stupid scout sites...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Fucking hell
I consider it something of a miracle that a combination of my innate clumsiness and Ballroom habit are yet to generate anything worse than a sprained ankle
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 9:58, Reply)