One of my birthday cards arrived last year.
Those kind people at Royal Mail had thoughtfully pre-opened it for me. Thus saving me time and effort.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

They also saved you the hassle of spending the tenner that was in it, innit.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:10, Reply)

No money in that one, unfortunately.
They would have been perfectly justified in taking it in return for their helpful pre-opening of the envelope. Just think, I could have spend ages looking for my letter-opener before finally giving up in disgust, attempting to open it with a finger and giving myself a vicious paper cut.

I can't thank them enough.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I bet they took the trouble to spend the enclosed money, too
They're a model of efficiency
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:11, Reply)