Hahahaha this is what my staff have to deal with all day fucking long.
That and 'they can't have attempted delivery today - I was in all day. Ah oh apart from two fucking school runs, lunch and a trip to the shops. Oh and my doorbell doesn't work and the postcode I gave you is wrong'

TNT are utter fucking wankers though. They won't wait whilst people check their goods before signing, and they tell people 'unchecked' is OK when it isn't.

/talk shop
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

So what, they just leave before they get their slip signed?

( Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:17, Reply)

They just tell people to sign anyway and it will be fine.
They are liars.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I'll watch out for this, then.
Cheers for the pro tip.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:20, Reply)

TNT are better than shittylink though who are incapable of delivering anything

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:18, Reply)

DPD are good - they give hour delivery slots in advance by email.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:19, Reply)

are they expensive?
We send a lot of heavy things
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Not really,
Max weight per carton 30kg for a standard rate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Ohhh this^
Your parcel has not been delivered and you now:

a. Have to wait 3 years for it to be returned to our "district office"
b. The district office is in Peru and its opening hours are Mondays (when it is a full moon) from 9.01am to 9.02am
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:19, Reply)

haha
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Very near the truth I feel

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:23, Reply)