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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I went to a great-aunts 90th birthday on Saturday.There was sherry and music. The 'pub singer' got a great reaction from the pensioners as he mumbled his way through the hits of yesteryear, the highlight for me? It had to be when he sang the Neil Diamond classic 'Sweet Caroline'
Scores of the living dead all got involved with the lines;
Hands, touchin hands
Reachin out
Touchin me
Touchin yooooou....
A mixture of cheap sherry and Parkinsons meant the slightly raised hands vacant expressions and arthritis (in addition to them all shaking like shitting dogs) caused them all to go into 'zombie mode'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 12:43,
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