I filled out a misery summary online for the CCCS
and have downloaded a patronising 23-page advice document this morning. I've yet to read it but it contains pictures of the sort of wankers you see in 'Just For Men' ads, pensively holding cups of coffee.

Never has my own death seemed so appealing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That sounds like absolute shit
I hope there is something worthwhile enough in the document to justify the pictures
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Don't die yet.
I'm pinning my hopes on you getting some sort of facial disfigurement so that I can have you at last.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Scarface lols

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Facial disfigurement is certainly something I don't wish to miss by dint of my being dead.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I knew you'd see it my way.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 13:26, Reply)