Working, for the 15th day in a row
I'm looking after the pub while my dad's away too, so I'm twice as busy and there much, much longer than I should be.

However, I have declared the time until I have to put in an appearance there to be (another) 'wine and chips' night.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

What colour wine?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Red because that's what I had in
And I can't be fucked to go to the shop. I've had my 'three reasons to drink' for the day, so I had to drink *immediately*.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:14, Reply)

I can usually find 3 reasons before getting out of bed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Well, yes
But I have decided to stop allowing myself to count "I fucking love wine" and "I fucking love chips" as reasons.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:19, Reply)

What sort of chips are you considering?
Chips from the chippy, or home made chips?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Chips from the chinese. With gravy.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Chinky Chips!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:31, Reply)

I have them now
The BASTARDS have switched to thin-cut chips. I was not consulted about this.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Thin cut chips will soak up all the gravy.
This isn't good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:02, Reply)