I'm going to the pub this evening
What are you doing?

Alt: What is your favourite Colonel Gaddafi outfit?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:07, 118 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Working, for the 15th day in a row
I'm looking after the pub while my dad's away too, so I'm twice as busy and there much, much longer than I should be.

However, I have declared the time until I have to put in an appearance there to be (another) 'wine and chips' night.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:10, Reply)

What colour wine?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Red because that's what I had in
And I can't be fucked to go to the shop. I've had my 'three reasons to drink' for the day, so I had to drink *immediately*.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:14, Reply)

I can usually find 3 reasons before getting out of bed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Well, yes
But I have decided to stop allowing myself to count "I fucking love wine" and "I fucking love chips" as reasons.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:19, Reply)

What sort of chips are you considering?
Chips from the chippy, or home made chips?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Chips from the chinese. With gravy.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Chinky Chips!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:31, Reply)

I have them now
The BASTARDS have switched to thin-cut chips. I was not consulted about this.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Thin cut chips will soak up all the gravy.
This isn't good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:02, Reply)

nomming on chicken noodle soup at my parents house
not really a soup fan but she cooked it last night and it smelled uh_maze_ing

probably going to meet up with my friend to talk about moving, she said she's looking for a place too and we could get a place together
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:10, Reply)

That's positive.
Are things still a bit 'meh' where you are now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:12, Reply)

oh yeah, landlady and I got into it on my birthday
she lied in front of her mother to make me look like a douche
I was so mad I smashed my flower vase
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:14, Reply)

Bad news.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:19, Reply)

she's a crazy stupid bitch
she ruined my birthday but was nice to me the next day and drove me to my birthday dinner and to my party
but still, yeah bad times, I'm just going to stay away from her
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:25, Reply)

Well if you can make some positive plans then you'll feel a whole lot better.
Are prices quite good if you want to rent a place with a friend?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:26, Reply)

I'm not sure, I've tried to look online but there's not much online that's reasonable
the friend has a couple of places she wants to show me, may pick up a realtors paper later
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:29, Reply)

Depending on how long the minimum rental period it, is might be worth taking a place that isn't perfect
If it gets you out of the house you're in at the moment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:33, Reply)

the thing is though
even if it's a really not that great sort of place it's still expensive
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:35, Reply)

How much does rent cost on your side of the pond?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:03, Reply)

well, a 2br townhouse next to the damned homeless shelter is $850
I think this is ridic
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:08, Reply)

What other bills do you get lumbered with on a monthly basis?
We get hit with council tax, utility bills and television licence.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:12, Reply)

hmmm....depends on where you rent, it's likely that if you just get a room in someones home utilities will be free
but if you rent an apartment then they take care of trash removal and water, you take care of the electric, and sometimes heat, it may be the same at a house
if you want a phone or tv and internet service then you do contracts through seperate companies
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:15, Reply)

I'm still at work
when I have finished at work I am going home straight to bed, possibly. with wine and almost certainly with cake. Why does everything go to shit at once?
(berk, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:10, Reply)

What happened to make today shit?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:12, Reply)

You ok, love?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:12, Reply)

that's the way it works, tomorrow will be better
chin up, love
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:13, Reply)

I am having an abysmal few weeks at work
everything is going wrong, and nothing is really my fault, yet it somehow is...it's a lot of stress I could just nicely do without. Ho hum. Better than the dole I suppose.
(berk, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:28, Reply)

You are Colonel Gaddafi
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:33, Reply)

ugh, I go through those things quite regularly
just keep in mind that it will get better
have some tea and a bizkit
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:36, Reply)

:(
Not long til epic string of bank holidays, though. Keep going!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:41, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Plus he looks like he's dropped one of those 'so foul even you yourself feel sick at the smell of it' guffs. He smelt it - and certainly also dealt it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:14, Reply)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:17, Reply)

Ah but that's not really him. That doesn't count.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Looks remarkably like Andrew Eldritch would
If he was in the Village People.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:51, Reply)

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:19, Reply)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:21, Reply)

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:24, Reply)

hahahahahaha POTD
*click*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:25, Reply)

I'm going microwave an all day breakfast and sod off to bed
alt:I don't know, they all seem to have a Micheal Jackson vibe to them
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:16, Reply)

They do both have that same 'Simon Weston/my face is melting' look to them, it's true.

(berk, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:29, Reply)

Need a bit of help
how do I stick a pic on here?
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:42, Reply)

APARECIUM

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:45, Reply)

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:52, Reply)

My first ever b3ta pic, sadly shows my excellent paint skills

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:55, Reply)

omfg click

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Cheers!

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:02, Reply)

I have had soup and I'm still hungry.
I shall go to bed with a DVD as that is furthest away from the Kitchen.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:56, Reply)

I like this sorcerer-type effort with the accessorised amazonian bodyguards

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Maroon is so his colour.
He should wear it more often.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Hardly an original look though, is it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:01, Reply)

That's not maroon.
That is red.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:05, Reply)

I like
GOLD GADDAFI
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Why has the man in the suit behind him got a tea towel wrapped around him?
Is he a messy eater?
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:07, Reply)

It's incase Gaddafi starts feasting on the man sat directly behind him
"try to out-bling me would you"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Doctor Chaotica?

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:06, Reply)

do you think when he's overthrown
I could have his costumes for larping?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:02, Reply)

I'm having pizza
A big fuck off pizza all to myself whilst getting in my pyjamas and watching german films. Wine may be involved
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:02, Reply)

What topping?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:04, Reply)

italian spicy meats
Also look at the nose on that!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Feckin hell!
Bless her for not getting a nose job.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:06, Reply)

You know it's bad when it sticks out a mile on the image search thumbnails

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:07, Reply)

I'll bet the nose comes off when she takes the glasses off.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:10, Reply)

Hahahahaha

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:14, Reply)

who on earth is that?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:17, Reply)

LAMPERS!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:20, Reply)

AL!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:35, Reply)

HOW ARE YOU?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:39, Reply)

NOT BAD THANK YOU
I'VE CALMED DOWN A LITTLE FROM MY MAD PHONE RANTING. LIFE IS OK.

HOW ARE YOU?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)

I'm good thanks
Did you have a good time in Oxford? It looked like a good breakfast.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:50, Reply)

I was not impressed at photos being taken of me
I had hallucinations in the night and woke up convinced I had two nose piercings and that I'd lost one and trying to find it in the place I was sleeping and panicking.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:55, Reply)

haha apparantly I hallucinated a tiny bit
that people wanted breakfast and I told them to fuck off back to sleep because nothing was open.

I'm in one photo. The amount of breasts is obscene. Why did no-one tell me :( ?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:00, Reply)

where might one see such a photo?
merely idle curiosity you understand
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:04, Reply)

You wouldn't want to
it's like blubber in a black cardigan
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:07, Reply)

oh dear
I'm sure your brain is making it seem considerably worse than it actually was
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Problem is
it didn't seem that bad at the time, but the photos prove otherwise. Ignorance is bliss :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Photo from breakfast.
Dreadful.

Got my iPhone working though!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Glad your iphone is working
and yes the breakfast photo is not good. On the plus side at least you look less mongy than me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:18, Reply)

perhaps next time I bring a proper camera
and do nice portraits.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:18, Reply)

You rock so hard
I'm watching Peep Show and cataloguing my CDs as I put them away in boxes.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Wow if it wasn't for the fact my pizza is in the oven I would be round there helping

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:09, Reply)

are these special interest German films or something with less poo and moustaches?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:23, Reply)

No plans really, going to have a big tea, then go to bed methinks
Am still tired from the weekend.

Alt:

CFB
I WANT THIS SHIRT.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Fucking hell, it's Spak!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:19, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:15, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Foe some reason that's made giggle like a loon

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:26, Reply)

watching Firefly
eating some dinner, hopefully with recognisable meat today, and then crying into my beard because I'm in the middle of nowhere in Dorset
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:23, Reply)

Which episodes you on tonight?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:26, Reply)

whichever one is on tv
they are stealing medical supplies at the moment
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:26, Reply)

I never thought Firefly was especially good
but the episode where they took River to the Core planets was amazing. I think that's the one you're watching
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:28, Reply)

I really enjoyed it
but I came across the series without hearing all the hype, which I think may have spoiled it for some. It did for a couple of my mates after me and a couple of others bigged it up to them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:32, Reply)

From the train, or the hospital?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:30, Reply)

hospital

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Cracking episode, probably my favourite one

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:50, Reply)

ah man
I totally have to get them on DVD, I miss watching them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:04, Reply)

Dinner, bad tv and relaxing

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Playing the latest Assassin's Creed.
I really don't know why I bought a Playstation.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Get Gran Turismo 5
and Motor Storm: Pacific Rift

that's what a PS3 is for
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:26, Reply)

My mate who got a PS3 a couple days before me has Gran Turismo.
I don't like it, far too slow. Plus we must be idiots because we can't work out how to play online. Besides Fifa, Call of Duty and maybe Killzone I really can't figure out what there is to buy. I'm starting to remember why I sold my old one last year.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:30, Reply)

it's only slow to start
driving a 900 bhp Lamborghini round the Nurburgring is quite challenging

I really do recommend Motor Storm though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:31, Reply)

Just looked at it, definitely getting it.
I was resenting getting the PS3 out of the box, I don't own a tele and if I opened it it meant having to invest in one as I wouldn't be able to return said Playstation. Borrowed my mate's shitty monitor and finally gave in about half hour ago and started playing AC, so a £300 Samsung flat screen will be mine tomorrow. I'm an idiot.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:36, Reply)

If you're going to pick up a telly tomorrow Barry.
Why not pop into some clothes shops and see if they've got any jackets for sale?

I don't think you've had a new one for a few days.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:37, Reply)

He'll need a big jacket to fit his big new monitor under.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt (jacket).

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:43, Reply)

passes the time though
my mate really rates Assassin's Creed. My experience of it is limited to a quick go during which I managed to run, jump on a fence, jump off the fence, clothesline a guy off his horse and steal the horse all in one smooth movement. It was enjoyable.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:38, Reply)

Thing is I've had one before, I didn't want to sell it but had to to fund going to see Fulham play in Turin.
And I haven't really missed it, because I'm not physically capable of playing it for more than half hour before getting bored. I don't know how people can sit on one for hours at a time. I'll play it for a bit, leave it, then come back an hour later and play another half hours worth. I only paid £190 for a brand new slim 160GB one so selling it on won't be that hard if it comes to that.

Oh and if anyone fancies getting battered on Fifa/COD etc, add IveGotYerKidsDan.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:45, Reply)

I really can't be fucked with Gran Turismo
if I wanted to drive realistically I would drive a car, I want to play games that let me drive like a brilliant person even though I can't actually drive like that in real life.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:39, Reply)

I thought the same
but then I got totally hooked
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Every now and again I'll have another go at Driver on my Playstation 1

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:44, Reply)

The 360 is still the console with the best exclusives.
And most multiplatform games run better on the 360.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Yeah but none of my mates have 360s.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:59, Reply)

fair point.
Why not have both?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Completely unnecessary in my opinion. I won't play one enough to justify getting it, let alone two.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:38, Reply)

I just got back from POSH GYM
does anyone else find steam rooms stop them breathing properly?

i'm so middle class!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:05, Reply)

did you get a happy ending?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:10, Reply)

well i had a nice glass of apple juice when I got home
is that what you mean?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 20:17, Reply)