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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
What colour wine?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:12,
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15 years ago)
Red because that's what I had in
And I can't be fucked to go to the shop. I've had my 'three reasons to drink' for the day, so I had to drink *immediately*.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:14,
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I can usually find 3 reasons before getting out of bed.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:18,
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Well, yes
But I have decided to stop allowing myself to count "I fucking love wine" and "I fucking love chips" as reasons.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:19,
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What sort of chips are you considering?
Chips from the chippy, or home made chips?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:22,
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Chips from the chinese. With gravy.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:28,
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Chinky Chips!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:31,
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I have them now
The BASTARDS have switched to thin-cut chips. I was not consulted about this.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 21 Feb 2011, 18:50,
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Thin cut chips will soak up all the gravy.
This isn't good.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 Feb 2011, 19:02,
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