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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The more I laughed, the fustrated Dad got and the more he schemed, and the happier the dog seemed. He got cardboard to chase it around the garden, told me to stand and shout the moment it ran past me (telling me to stand in a stratigic possition), waiting until the right moment to start running. Every time it would look at us quizicly and run past. Eventually a water hose got it to run away (but only stratigicly, waiting to turn it on at the right time, "Wait for it, wait for it.....NOW !").
Then in the afternoon we were watching some film with the kitchen porch open, and it came walking into the house and plonked itself down under the air conditioner and Dad said to me "Oh for fuck's sake, it's too hot, go get it a bowl of water".
HELLO, MY NAME IS PAUL, I AM 25 FROM BEVERLEY HILLS AND I DO SOMETHING WITH COMPUTERS
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