Look up the colostomy story in my profile.
Alt Q: Snog: I would have said LAAK, but I think they're all far too young, so I'll have to leave it blank.

Marry: Swipe and Roota are both near my age, they'll do.

Avoid: Bou. Unquestionably.
( Kroney, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

gosh how flattering
i'll fight roota for you. you can see it now:

no, you have him. no, YOU. no, he's all yours...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I didn't even get an honourable mention in yours
so don't you get snotty with me! "Best B3tan around", pshaw!
( Kroney, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)

hey
when you get a chicken AND you can answer my vat queries, then you can have his crown.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I can roast a chicken admirably

( Kroney, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:58, Reply)

and this
is why you are not the very best b3tan around!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:05, Reply)

bou?
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( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

That's her.
Grade A South African "mintelist"
( Kroney, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)