He's all yours
as long as I can borrow him for youtube disco occasionally.
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

ha, this is like me and roota fighting over kroney
no, you have him. i insist.

nah nah, jeff is all yours.

no, really. you take him. please. take him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I can read this you know.
I'm not some piece of meat you get to trade between yourselves at some cattle-market nightclub, whilst you and Blousie get drunk on blue WKD and shots of Aftershock.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:55, Reply)

only in your dreams, eh, jeff?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Exactly Swipe.
Although in these dreams, you'd be there, drinking Malibu and pineapple, what with you being dead rich and sophisticated.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)

i am so surprised you added the last 3 words

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:06, Reply)

So am I.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:07, Reply)

pffffffft
you just didn't think of it in time
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:09, Reply)

you two flirt like teenagers

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:12, Reply)

bobby i'm really shocked
i am probably the least flirtatious person on here.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:16, Reply)

LIES ON THE INTERNET SWIPE, SHENANIGANS!!!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:17, Reply)

find one example
just one example of me flirting
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I'm 10 years too young to be seen in that type of place
and lets face it - as if you'd mind!
(berk, Tue 22 Feb 2011, 14:59, Reply)