I'm never very good at the pundowns anyway.

(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Where do you stand on Half Man Half Biscuit?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:40, Reply)

I have heard of them
I don't think I know of or own any of their stuff though. I'm listening to Elbow right now.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:41, Reply)

listening to attempting to lick my
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:43, Reply)

Close but no cigar
I have a mate who has dislocate-y shoulders who can do it, though. And I can put my ankles behind my head, surely that's just as good if not better?
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:44, Reply)

*Obvious response is obvious*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Elbow?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk2xaeXnxlM

As good a live version as you'll hear.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:43, Reply)

Ahhhhh I love this song
I saw them at Latitude, they were on before Sigur Ros. I sat there with some people I'd just met, swapped some of my spliffs for their warm cider and generally had an incredible time watching the band and the sun go down. Brrr. Shivers down my spine, it was that good.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:47, Reply)

I saw them play at The Fleece in Bristol several years back
It seemed to take them ages to have sort of commercial success.

Strange.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Yes, I remember reading an interview where they said as much
I got in to them after I heard their cover of Teardrop, which I'm sure you've heard but if not:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcYdICFTJuM
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:53, Reply)

I have heard it.
But not in ages.

The singer in a strange man isn't he? Appearance of a binman, voice of an angel.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)

It's a fantastic cover
and yes, that is very fitting. I can't think of many other instances where someone looks so unlike their voice sounds - David Gray is another one.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:09, Reply)

Looks like a cunt but sounds like a cock?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:11, Reply)

No.
doesn't look like his voice sounds. I'm not a big fan but that's going a bit far isn't it?
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Welcome to B3ta
:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Pfft.

(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Good news berk.
The sun is coming out next week.

You'll get your front room back!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:20, Reply)

So I believe
double digits tomorrow. Meant to freeze again at the weekend though. Bloody weather - doesn't it know we're all bored of winter? I want it to be SPRING.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)

When are you off on your holidays?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:23, Reply)

28th April
Can. Not. Wait.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:24, Reply)

How long are you away for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:25, Reply)

10 days
I get back on 7th May. Still can't persuade anyone to come with me though :(
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)

You'll have more fun on your own.
No one telling you what to do, where to go and what to eat.

Are you moving about a bit, or staying in one place?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Well, that's how I'm selling it to myself, yes
I don't mind really, it'd just be nice to have some company. I'm flying in to Dubrovnik, staying there for a few days, hope to catch some of the towns in islands (Hvar/Stari Grad particularly) then up to Split for a few days, see Trogir and Sibenik and maybe get up to the Plitvice lakes if I can find a bus that goes and somewhere to stay.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:34, Reply)

You'll have great fun.
You might come back with a fella!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Pfft
unlikely.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:38, Reply)

Maybe you'll get together early into you holiday but then....
Split.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Don't let the door of the internet hit you in the arse on the way out.

(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Harsh berk
Very harsh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:47, Reply)

It really wasn't.

(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:49, Reply)

It was.
NO RETURNS.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:51, Reply)

Don't make me unleash the tickling finger...

(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:52, Reply)

Hmm.
*Weighs up the pros and cons*

RUNS AWAY!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:58, Reply)

Haha, like you'd get far with that cider-and-takeaway-filled body!

(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:04, Reply)

They're very NICE!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:42, Reply)

27 yards of dental floss
Is being played right now!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:43, Reply)

I only have the first two albums on vinyl.
Keep meaning to dip into the newer but never got around to it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:45, Reply)

I'll find you a newer one you might like.
EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqvCfksPc2s&feature=related

It's a short song.

And when you're done with that, you'll love this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxR0JY-FMh8
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Not bad.
Prefer the earlier stuff, although if I listened to these without the fucking annoying obvious imagery flashing on and off it might be less distracting.

I hope you didn't do these videos
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:57, Reply)

No. I don't/haven't/couldn't be arsed to do anything so crass.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)

I'm very glad, and relieved to hear it.
I'm off for a smoke and may end up going to bed so shall bid you a good night.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:03, Reply)

5 rounds rapid.
Good night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:04, Reply)

Still here, just.
Waiting for the bathroom...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Why not piss in the kitchen sink?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:29, Reply)

Too high.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Why don't you _{piss in the kitchen sink?}
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:32, Reply)

Beacuse I'm in the dining room
and my cock's not long enough.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:33, Reply)

*there there*
backs away, slowly
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:35, Reply)

The sad thing is, I live in a bedsit.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:39, Reply)

ha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:41, Reply)