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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening.................doffs cap.
I've been looking at pictures of kittums to cheer myself up. What do you do to put a smile on your face?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:33, 285 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Simples!
I hang out with Burt :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:36, Reply)
Lucky bugger : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:37, Reply)
I tend to wallow
Sunday the self-confidence goblins came to get me, but I actually did something about it and called a friend. See, I am growing
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:37, Reply)
If you want to get away then come and visit.
Lots of stuff to photograph up here : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:38, Reply)
thank you, but I only have this week 'off'
going in to work again tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:41, Reply)
I meant for future reference : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:42, Reply)
oh ok - cheers :)

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Go out with my camera
Take a huge amount of photos, come home and hope I'm in a better mood. Then I shout at morons.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:39, Reply)
photography sometimes works
but I get annoyed if the pictures aren't exaclty what I wanted. And I rarely know exactly what I wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Do any of us ever really know?
Well yes, I often do actually.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:49, Reply)
I took some by a roundabout under the motorway
not really looked at them yet - i have to wait 2 days for photoshop to activate for the digitals (took them in RAW) The rest were film, on the camera I got from a car boot. I have no idea how many I took as there's no counter
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:52, Reply)
I watch The Good Life

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:40, Reply)
watch disney movies

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:40, Reply)
Hercules is the best Disney, hands down.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:02, Reply)
No, I don't think so.
There are too many good ones to just have one best.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)
Go on then, what would you say?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:04, Reply)
I'm a fan of the old school disney, Snow White, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Robin Hood
OMG I totally forgot about Pollyanna
oh I love that one
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)
The old school is good, Robin Hood is the best of them
But I loved the 90s ones, as I grew up with them - Aladdin, The Lion King, Hercules, Mulan, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:07, Reply)
I bet you love Pocahontas too.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Can't stand it

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:50, Reply)
I go to a car boot sale and haggle aggressively over other peopele's rubbish.
Today I bought an iPod dock, BNIB, for a quid. It replaced my hopeless bathroom radio (binned) and tinny old dock (Freecycled and snapped up).

It sounds great. Can't WAIT to go for a poo.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:52, Reply)
eat more bran

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:53, Reply)
I have a 'smile' playlist specifically for that reason
I stick my tunes out LOUD and sofadance like a mong. Then I get drunk or stoned and eat some cake.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:55, Reply)
You've got the right idea.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 20:57, Reply)
8 times out of 10 it works a treat
the other 2 times might require watching a feel-good movie like Stardust or browsing foodporn (ie, bbcgoodfood.com)
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Stardust is an awesome film
And I'm clearly not gay for admitting that.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:04, Reply)
It is genuinely the only film which I prefer to the book
possibly also LOTR, but bloody Elijah Wood spoils that for me a bit. It never fails to cheer me up and make me feel all squishy inside.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:05, Reply)
LOTR is a superb film
Are you a Legolas or an Aragorn girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Aragorn
Legolas is a pansy.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)
The only Aragorn fangirl I know is my crazy sister...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Aragorn is clearly the hot one

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)
FFS, that was supposed to be Legolas fangirl
*belm*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Nup
I'm very rarely attracted to blondes. Orlando Bloom in Pirates maybe, but his eyebrows scare me.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:20, Reply)
They're a bit mental, aren't they?
Not quite Charlie Simpson bad, but pretty damn bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:21, Reply)
The first time I watched Pirates
I may have been to the pub before the cinema, and I spent half the film giggling at his and Keira Knightleys eyebrows. They're both mental.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)
The first time I saw Pirates 3, I was hideously hungover
Due to this happening the night before.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Bloody hell!

(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:31, Reply)
That was between 4 of us
The other 3 MOTHERFUCKERS got to sleep in the next day, I had to be up at 9 to go to the cinema with my then-Mrs
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Ouch.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Lies
Bummer.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Have you seen it?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Yes
'Shit' does not begin to describe it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:18, Reply)
I think it's absolutely superb

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)
don't you find the happiness and chirpiness
feels like sandpaper on your psyche?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Not really
when I'm pissed off or upset I wallow for a bit until I'm ready to be cheered up, and then I cheer myself up with one of the things above. Woe betide you if you try and cheer me up before I'm ready, but the wallowing stage doesn't usually last long.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:09, Reply)
well I'm going to drink vodka
and watch children of men

I'll cheer up tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)
That is a great film

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)
I've got either happy music, or extremely agressive angry music to cheer me up
What sort of stuff is on your playlist?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Happy
it's all cheery pop and indie and songs that have a particular meaning/memory for me. It ranges from The Cure to Pixies to Mika to Erasure to The Specials etc etc etc. There's even an X Factor runner up in there /shameface.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Loath as I am to admit it, I really quite like that track by Mika - 'Happy Ending'

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:09, Reply)
It's all about Grace Kelly imo
still one of the best gigs I've ever been to.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:13, Reply)
When I worked at McDonalds, that was on the permanant soundtrack in store, drove me mental!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)
"Big Girl You Are Beautiful" was at the top of the charts when I worked at one of TK Maxx's central warehouses.
Even now I can't listen to it, it takes me right back there and it was by far worst place I have ever worked.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:31, Reply)
That song just makes me angry for the fact it increases the jiggling on any dancefloor by roughly 2350%

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)
And that's just when Lab gets up to dance.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Poor Labs
he was looking really quite slender at the weekend as well.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)
That was an optical illusion

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)
I shall find out for myself next weekend.
Mind you, he's going to be force fed copious good Greek food when he visits so he'll be back to his bloatery ways in no time.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:43, Reply)
This song makes me sad
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjWwtIlbbEE&feature=related
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)
That sounds like a dream come true.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)
I watch one of a few films
Either that, or listen to happy music, like this - www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWwRGOHJ-2A
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:01, Reply)
have 'special time' with Fiona Bruce.
Giving myself a Brucie Bone-us if you will.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:11, Reply)
I cannot believe that made me laugh as loudly as it did...

(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:13, Reply)
I wonder if Fiona knows how special she is.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)
she should do, given the number of 'photos' I have sent her.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Lucky lady : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:25, Reply)
that's not whst she described herself as to the judge.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Evening
I've just been playing with this

www.mapofmetal.com/#/home

which is superb. I have learned a lot this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Wasn't that on here a while back?
There's a cracking Carcass track on there though.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)
have I
Mentioned before that two or my favourite bands are Kyuss and Sunn O)))?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Not that I've noticed
In all honesty, they're not my listening of choice, but I'm still quite surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)
surprised by what?
Kyuss were fucking superb. Go and listen to Thumb, then Supa Scoopa and Mighty Scoop, then Tang Zizzle, then 100 Degrees and tell me Kyuss were shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)
No no, I'm not saying they're shite at all
For reasons I'm not sure of, I simply wouldn't have had you marked as a listener.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)
they are better than Green Day.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I know
I can't fucking stand Green Day. I tend to either go for seriously agressive, or pretty chilled out music these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:55, Reply)
orly?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Ya rly!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:50, Reply)
Dunno
Interestingly I was reading something today that says it's okay not to read everything on the internet, because anything that's any good will crop up again and again.

So there you are. I'm listening to Stoner Metal at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Are Superjoint Ritual in there?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Dunno
I've now moved on to the electronic equivalent:

techno.org/electronic-music-guide/music.swf
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Pets're fun too
This afternoon my longhaired kitten carefully removed a large clagnut from her tabby bum and placed it proudly on the sofa. I left it there for Mr Quar to admire on his return from work.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I remember trying to clean liquid shit from the arse of my old cat once.
She was a Maine Coone... not fun. Not fun at all. Especially after the brilliant idea of dunking her back end in a sink full of water only served to scare the hell out of her to the point that she bolted at high speed. A cat with an arse covered in liquid shit that has been rendered even more watery due to a dunking in water only serves to have the walls of your house (and yourself) also lovingly plastered in diluted effluant.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I listen to music.
Music can change any mood.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Favourite band?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:36, Reply)
In no particular order.
I'd have to say the following (and yes, I know I'm not down with the cool kids).

The Specials
The Stone Roses
The Clash
The Smiths
Half Man Half Biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Monty hates you.
You do know this, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)
*BEAMS*
Yes!

Are you wearing a black armband this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Not quite.
But still, really shit. I sat next to him for dinner at a convention once. Lovely bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Sad times indeed.
Why not make his passing with a beer?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Who died?

EDIT - oh and if you prefer The Smiths to The Cure I fear we may never be able to speak again.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Nicholas Courtney
who played the Brigadier in old school Doctor Who.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)
I've nothing against The Cure

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I've nothing against The Smiths
apart from that Morrissey is a total penis, but that you actively prefer them to The cure makes me do an epic sadface.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:49, Reply)
I never got into The Cure in a big way.
I think it's because when I was growing up, you could spot a Cure fan from 6 miles away as they all felt the need to dress like Robert Smith.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Haha, yes I can well imagine that
but Morrissey is such a flange though.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:53, Reply)
What irks you about his?
I don't have an opinion on him as such.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:55, Reply)
He's such a massive vegetarian emo whinger
and he has silly hair. I'm more annoyed with him about his recent stuff than the stuff he did with The Smiths though.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Why ponder life's complexities
when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:02, Reply)
who sung this?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Oddly, it was Morrissey.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I would go out tonight
but I haven't got a stitch to wear...

I do love that song actually.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:05, Reply)

haven't got a stitch to wear... 'm having sex with people off the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Referenced in this song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WffC03pjKqY

Opening line in fact (you'll probably like the song as well)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:08, Reply)
*pauses Jamiroquai*
ah - the record player generator people. Catchy.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:10, Reply)
'The record player generator people's' first album is full of catchy songs like that.
I think you'd like it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I thought I had it to be honest
but apparently not. I shall download it forthwith.

What I said about Morrissey still stands though, and The Cure are better.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:13, Reply)
If I agree that The Cure are better than Morrissey
Will we be friends again?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:17, Reply)

agree that The Cure are better than Morrissey Put my penis inside you
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:20, Reply)
hahahahahahaha x1,000,000,000

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:20, Reply)
I wouldn't want to deprive you
so yes, okay.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Well I don't agree.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Well you're wrong
so ner.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:22, Reply)

I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:24, Reply)
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular.

Yes yes alright. I like The Smiths, but you're still wrong.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:26, Reply)
What difference does it make?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:28, Reply)
It makes none
and now you have gone and...something...you must be looking old tonight.

Had to think about that one.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Heaven knows I'm miserable now.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:32, Reply)
You're always miserable
and so is bloody Morrissey.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:33, Reply)
You giving up on The Smiths song-title pundown?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:35, Reply)
I wasn't aware it was a pundown
I was just saying the next lyric.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:36, Reply)
It's too far to the right anyway!
Catch you on the left side?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:37, Reply)

a shyness that is criminally vulgar Cave Duck.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:27, Reply)
I quite like The Holloways
but I don't like that they are the frontrunner of dozens of other shitty bands that sound exactly like them
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:13, Reply)
I was surprised The Kooks sold more than they did.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:18, Reply)
I have wine
and five rounds rapid.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:42, Reply)
He'll always be remembered for that line.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)
It was the title of his autobiography.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)
I've never read his autobiography
Is it a good read?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Yeah, not bad.
Long out of print though.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)
I might see if I can pick up a copy of ebay at some point.
(Unless they reprint it, to cash-in on his death).

EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=unvmHPt2dt8
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Ha ha.
Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:03, Reply)
'5 rounds rapid' would be a good name for a punk band.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:04, Reply)
they all have "The" infront of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Except Half Man Half Biscuit, who don't.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:40, Reply)
yeah except that one
but it makes me feel like your entire cd collection probably has "The" as the first word except for 5 cds that don't
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:44, Reply)
hahaha
Lots of bands have 'The' in the name though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)
The The
for a start off
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:09, Reply)
This is true Lighty.
I own nothing by them though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Hmm
From what I know, I like 2 of those, and don't like the other 3.

Although I can't stand The Smiths
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:45, Reply)
What two can you tollerate?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:46, Reply)
HMHB and The Specials

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Favourite Biscuit song?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:47, Reply)
First one I heard, Vatican Broadside

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:48, Reply)
I quite like National Shite Day
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FR842KUaOw&NR=1

Purely for the line, 'There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I shall give that a listen in a little while, youtube isn't working in Firefox tonight...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 21:56, Reply)
I'm never very good at the pundowns anyway.

(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Where do you stand on Half Man Half Biscuit?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:40, Reply)
I have heard of them
I don't think I know of or own any of their stuff though. I'm listening to Elbow right now.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:41, Reply)

listening to attempting to lick my
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Close but no cigar
I have a mate who has dislocate-y shoulders who can do it, though. And I can put my ankles behind my head, surely that's just as good if not better?
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:44, Reply)
*Obvious response is obvious*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Elbow?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hk2xaeXnxlM

As good a live version as you'll hear.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Ahhhhh I love this song
I saw them at Latitude, they were on before Sigur Ros. I sat there with some people I'd just met, swapped some of my spliffs for their warm cider and generally had an incredible time watching the band and the sun go down. Brrr. Shivers down my spine, it was that good.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:47, Reply)
I saw them play at The Fleece in Bristol several years back
It seemed to take them ages to have sort of commercial success.

Strange.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:49, Reply)
Yes, I remember reading an interview where they said as much
I got in to them after I heard their cover of Teardrop, which I'm sure you've heard but if not:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcYdICFTJuM
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:53, Reply)
I have heard it.
But not in ages.

The singer in a strange man isn't he? Appearance of a binman, voice of an angel.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:05, Reply)
It's a fantastic cover
and yes, that is very fitting. I can't think of many other instances where someone looks so unlike their voice sounds - David Gray is another one.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:09, Reply)
Looks like a cunt but sounds like a cock?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:11, Reply)
No.
doesn't look like his voice sounds. I'm not a big fan but that's going a bit far isn't it?
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Welcome to B3ta
:)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:13, Reply)
Pfft.

(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:19, Reply)
Good news berk.
The sun is coming out next week.

You'll get your front room back!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:20, Reply)
So I believe
double digits tomorrow. Meant to freeze again at the weekend though. Bloody weather - doesn't it know we're all bored of winter? I want it to be SPRING.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:21, Reply)
When are you off on your holidays?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:23, Reply)
28th April
Can. Not. Wait.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:24, Reply)
How long are you away for?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:25, Reply)
10 days
I get back on 7th May. Still can't persuade anyone to come with me though :(
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)
You'll have more fun on your own.
No one telling you what to do, where to go and what to eat.

Are you moving about a bit, or staying in one place?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:30, Reply)
Well, that's how I'm selling it to myself, yes
I don't mind really, it'd just be nice to have some company. I'm flying in to Dubrovnik, staying there for a few days, hope to catch some of the towns in islands (Hvar/Stari Grad particularly) then up to Split for a few days, see Trogir and Sibenik and maybe get up to the Plitvice lakes if I can find a bus that goes and somewhere to stay.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:34, Reply)
You'll have great fun.
You might come back with a fella!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:36, Reply)
Pfft
unlikely.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:38, Reply)
Maybe you'll get together early into you holiday but then....
Split.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:42, Reply)
Don't let the door of the internet hit you in the arse on the way out.

(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:43, Reply)
Harsh berk
Very harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:47, Reply)
It really wasn't.

(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:49, Reply)
It was.
NO RETURNS.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:51, Reply)
Don't make me unleash the tickling finger...

(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:52, Reply)
Hmm.
*Weighs up the pros and cons*

RUNS AWAY!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:58, Reply)
Haha, like you'd get far with that cider-and-takeaway-filled body!

(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:04, Reply)
They're very NICE!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:42, Reply)
27 yards of dental floss
Is being played right now!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:43, Reply)
I only have the first two albums on vinyl.
Keep meaning to dip into the newer but never got around to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:45, Reply)
I'll find you a newer one you might like.
EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqvCfksPc2s&feature=related

It's a short song.

And when you're done with that, you'll love this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxR0JY-FMh8
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Not bad.
Prefer the earlier stuff, although if I listened to these without the fucking annoying obvious imagery flashing on and off it might be less distracting.

I hope you didn't do these videos
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:57, Reply)
No. I don't/haven't/couldn't be arsed to do anything so crass.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)
I'm very glad, and relieved to hear it.
I'm off for a smoke and may end up going to bed so shall bid you a good night.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:03, Reply)
5 rounds rapid.
Good night.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:04, Reply)
Still here, just.
Waiting for the bathroom...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:28, Reply)
Why not piss in the kitchen sink?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:29, Reply)
Too high.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Why don't you piss in the kitchen sink?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:32, Reply)
Beacuse I'm in the dining room
and my cock's not long enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:33, Reply)
*there there*
backs away, slowly
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:35, Reply)
The sad thing is, I live in a bedsit.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:39, Reply)
ha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:41, Reply)
I didn't notice this thread, saw the shit one above and assumed everyone was being interesting off the net.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:42, Reply)
How did you finish against Stoke?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Probably with Arsene Whinger moaning on about how there were incidents that 'he didn't see', I should wager.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:44, Reply)
What was the final score?
*Too lazy to Google*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:45, Reply)
I don't know, I didn't even know they were playing.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:46, Reply)
1-0
but we lost Fab and Theo in the carnage. Fab not to bad, Theo is out for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Lost them to major injury, or did they go off 'to be on the safe side'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)
fab precautionary, walcott stretchered off after going over on his ankle.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:51, Reply)
So you'll find out more tomorrow.
Who have you got on the weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Birmingham CC final

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)
Expecting a result?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)
i've watched a miserable film
and now I feel slightly less miserable, sorry for being wingey earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:58, Reply)
What film?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)
children of men
i love a good dystopia
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)
Not seen that tbh
I think the only non-zombie Dystopian film I've seen is Akira
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:01, Reply)
you're missing out
I saw this at the cinema and didn't know what it was except for the title. It's quite dark

now I need to get hold of Brazil
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:02, Reply)
what film? when were you whingey?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)
I've just been really melancholy
all evening
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:00, Reply)
You sound like a depressed dyslexic Copper.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)
ok, I give in...what?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:08, Reply)
All evening
Evening all.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:09, Reply)
i see

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)
It wasn't that good, was it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:34, Reply)
it's not your best

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:36, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:39, Reply)
yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:41, Reply)
tomorrow is another day and all that xx

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:09, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:15, Reply)
I went out, so I had no idea you were whingey.
Unless you were a big wing-ey in which case.

You are the late Claire Rayner

AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:02, Reply)
you know she couldn't actually fly, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Well how did she get to heaven then?
Answer me THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:06, Reply)
on a cloud

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:07, Reply)
I can't imagine a cloud could support her weight.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)
it's a magic cloud - duh!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:27, Reply)
Fair enough.
A magic cloud....

How is the world of the microwave oven treating you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:29, Reply)
i've been heating up a lot of milk, lately

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:36, Reply)
Sounds a bit like this week's QOTW...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:41, Reply)
Filled with the menstrual blood of a hundred angels.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:29, Reply)
Or 'angel delight' as they call it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:33, Reply)
boik

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:37, Reply)
Hahahaha!
I've offended you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:37, Reply)
not offended
so much as made me a little queasy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:38, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)
Is that how hoverboards will be powered?
used angelic tampons? Urgh.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:35, Reply)
Will the speed of the hoverboard be based on the weight of the 'flow'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:37, Reply)
GRIM
I was disgusted with myself for even thinking what I typed, and now you've gone and made it worse.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:39, Reply)
What did you expect?
Honestly. What did you expect?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)
From you?
pretty much what I got.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:43, Reply)
*BEAMS*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:47, Reply)

A L
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:48, Reply)
Is that the best you can do?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:52, Reply)
No, she can lick her own clam as well.
if Al is to be believed
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:56, Reply)
Al is very wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:58, Reply)
Why is Al like a menstruating woman?
Because he's a bloody cunt...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:59, Reply)
He's quite funny.
He plays his character well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:00, Reply)
He was really nice when I met him
but sometimes on here I really feel the need to break his face.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:02, Reply)
I find him funny.
He can't be a cunt if he turns up at socials and gets away with his online comments.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:03, Reply)
You've just got to separate the person from the behaviour.
He's a sweetheart, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:03, Reply)
If you tickle him under the chin
Does he purr?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:05, Reply)
No, he just belms.
'Night Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)
5 rapid rounds!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:07, Reply)
As I say, seemed like a lovely chap in real life
but on here, personally I believe he takes jokes too far.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)
Nature of the site isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:07, Reply)
I wouldn't deliberately be a cunt in real life
so why be one online? I do realise I am in the minority on here with that attitude however.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:10, Reply)
I try not to be a cunt
But then I acknowledge that shit jokes and puns can be as annoying as someone taking things a comment too far.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:11, Reply)
Some people do.
But if you know them, it kind of takes the edge off a bit and you know they don't mean stuff, really.

Definitely off to bed now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:09, Reply)
As Darth said the other day
if I was capable of that then I would not spend as much time on here as I do.
(berk, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:04, Reply)
Hahaha!
Right, I'm off to bed bed. Play nicely, you two.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)
And you'd have to change your login name to Ali Bongo

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 0:06, Reply)
Bloody hell...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:40, Reply)
My work is done.
Ova and out.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:44, Reply)
there's no womb for that kind of talk here

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:46, Reply)
Period.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:47, Reply)
You're right
it just isn't sanitary towel.
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:48, Reply)
You're winging it a bit, berk.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:49, Reply)
I should probably throw in the towel at this point...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:50, Reply)
I'm just stringing you along...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:51, Reply)
You're a silly clot
bleurgh!
(berk, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:53, Reply)
You DISGUST me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:54, Reply)
You disGUSSET me!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:55, Reply)
Of all the things I'd like to do with my life DG
That isn't one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:57, Reply)
it would be better if he
were just muterus
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:50, Reply)
Why do girls in Liverpool cut the strings off their tampons?
To stop the crabs from bungee jumping...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:53, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:53, Reply)
night chaps

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:45, Reply)
They're like leather, half trouser pyjamas, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:46, Reply)
means the cock can swing free

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:46, Reply)
with a perfect hole in the bum area.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 23 Feb 2011, 23:50, Reply)

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