If they held their knife like a pen

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I fucking hate that
an inability to properly use cutlery is definitely a dumpable offence. See also: cutting everything up first, then discarding the knife, switching the fork to right hand and shovelling. Like an American.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I eat left handed
But have impeccable table manners. My wife hates it and insisted that when I meet her grandparents I eat "The proper way" as it will offend them. I struggled for about 5 minutes before she told me to switch back as I was making an ass of myself firing peas off my plate.
( Peej, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)

nowt wrong with eating left-handed
as long as you do it properly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 11:38, Reply)