said the rhyme/committed the crime.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

denied/supplied
oops sorry Jeff

He who observed it served it.
He who detected it, ejected it.
Whoever rhymed it crimed it.
Whoever spoke last set off the blast.
The smeller's the feller.
He who inculpated promulgated.
The one who said the verse just made the atmosphere worse.
Whoever's poking fun is the smoking gun
He who accuses blew the fuses.
He who refuted it, tooted it.
He who articulated it, particulated it.
He who deduced it produced it.
She who sniffed it biffed it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:23, Reply)

+p

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:26, Reply)

When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea

When it comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea

When it runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea

You know its not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:32, Reply)

More of an 'English Country Garden' kinda guy, myself

*fertilises the ants*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:34, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 14:39, Reply)