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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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No, "got drunk, think I pulled"
I have a horrible suspicion of who it was too.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:42, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Surely it's "got drunk, got raped"

(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Nah, my vajayjay remains untouched.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:43, Reply)
So you think, they might just have been as small as AA

(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Was he gone by the time you woke up?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Yup
Which is why I have a random phone and NO IDEA TO WHOM IT BELONGS.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Why not flick through the phone and see if you can find any photos or useful numbers?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Or, send it to Mazuma Mobile

(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:48, Reply)
If I don't find out who's it is over the weekend, I will
It's a nice phone, I reckon I'd get a bit for it.

And since I spent some of my holiday savings last night, it's only fair.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Part of me wants her to find a pict of chompy holding two thumbs up

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:50, Reply)
HAHA
And a note in the pocket of her jeans saying "If you start itching then you might want to borrow some cream off me"
(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Aw *sadface*
If it's who I think it is, he's probably too young to have anything infectious*. Plus, I didn't fuck anyone.

*I MEAN 18.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Now I want Chompy to enter with his typical
"I log on and find this"
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:59, Reply)
He's too busy disposing of the evidence as last nights raping activities

(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:03, Reply)
YES
Just spoke to The Housemate. I came home alone. Apparently I'm just a phone thief. It's an iphone too.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)
You are Barry
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:22, Reply)
*gives TGB £5 from the profits of selling the phone*

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:24, Reply)
i log on and find this???
/Bella gaz me the number I should be able to get a name.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 12:26, Reply)
The battery's dead and I ain't got a charger.
I've just messaged the suspect on FB.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 10:51, Reply)
You must have an interesting catalogue of STI's
What are crabs like?
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Alright really
It's like having lots of pets.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Poor AA :((

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Yeah, not only has he been cuckolded by a rapist
he's also gone and contracted their STI's
(Bazongaloid, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:08, Reply)
He'll have to crank the volume up on Green Day another few notches once he gets wind of this

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 11:11, Reply)

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