omg that's horrible
imagine drying - well, somewhere really intimate - with a HAIRDRYER!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

There was a chap at the gym the other day hairdrying his arsehole

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I believe I've documented this event on these very pages

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:44, Reply)

WHAT?????
link me up real nice?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Search functions fucked :(
I couldn't help but observe out of the corner of my eye some guy bent over with a hairdryer up his arse for a good 10 minutes in the changing rooms. I felt a bit ill, but watched with sickened fascination. So yeah, I hope birds don't get up to that sort of thing.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Yeah, mirrors really can be offputting, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:59, Reply)

....and his name was Rory Lyon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:53, Reply)

how... i mean, HOW
do you bend over and push it between your thighs, or turn round and... i mean, HOW?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Why are you asking me when the chap who did it is right here?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:57, Reply)

The last thing this place needs right now is another meme involving arseholes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I disagree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:01, Reply)