blot it with a towel, don't rub it.

obviously it doesn't work if both your towels (you are a man, i am guessing you only have two, one large and one small and both slightly threadbare and you have no idea where you got them from, they have just always been there) are sopping, however.

The 80s are over, Simon Cowl won, girl power happened, Kurk Cabain shot himself in the head and Ryan Adam topped the charts for 16 weeks with a song that has brackets in the title.... get over it and get a hair cut, hippy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 13:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This is perhaps your best post ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:02, Reply)

+1 (80) +BCs, Switzerland is a tax haven, Raping and Pillaging is looked down upon by modern society, meed comes in a can, steal has replaced copper and bronze, and people look at your religion in the same way as the Greeks and the Romans; that it's not a religion anymore, but myths.... the viking lost, get over it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Just ruin my day, whydoncha?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Semi NSFW.
www.liquidvinylclothing.com/M1R2-1026.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:40, Reply)

*cries with laughter*
in the name of God, Gonz...WHY?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 14:42, Reply)