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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Blousie.
I'll change. Tell me what I need to do.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
get a piercing through your bell-end
and BGB will find it within to forgive.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Do you have to be anethesethised for that?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:46, Reply)
I don't know
but I would have thought that would be a bit of a cop out.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)
If I did that, Blousie would fit a super magnetic coil.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)
that could rip it clean out

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Oh yes!
Zozimus, you know me so well.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:49, Reply)
the way to BGB's heart is through your old chap
with a nail gun.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Sounds a bit painful Blousie.
But for you, I'll do it!

*Goes to find the drawing pins*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)
Don't forget the bluetack for the other side.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)
The other side?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)
You're new to this peircing thing aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)
Yes.
I've never been peirced.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Well I've never gone to a football match so I guess we're even.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Oh wow.
We've got SO MUCH in common Blousie.

You could attack me with a big needle and I can talk you through the offside rule.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:04, Reply)
I already know the offside rule.
DON'T GO OFFSIDE OR ELSE.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Heh heh heh
And I know about peircing, 'always heat the needle over a candle before stabbing your victim'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:12, Reply)
I'm going to bed.
Goodnight hubby!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Want me to put the cat out?
And will you warm up my side of the bed?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Yup
*spreads out*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:16, Reply)

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