So how have you filled your Saturday?
Alt: Disco time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:31, 129 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

THREADSTOMPER!! : (

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:36, Reply)

I fancied listening to some tunes and thought you'd not mind me asking for links.
Sorry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:36, Reply)

I want a divorce.
You're not the man I married.......online.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Blousie.
I'll change. Tell me what I need to do.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:41, Reply)

get a piercing through your bell-end
and BGB will find it within to forgive.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Do you have to be anethesethised for that?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:46, Reply)

I don't know
but I would have thought that would be a bit of a cop out.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)

If I did that, Blousie would fit a super magnetic coil.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:48, Reply)

that could rip it clean out

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Oh yes!
Zozimus, you know me so well.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:49, Reply)

the way to BGB's heart is through your old chap
with a nail gun.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Sounds a bit painful Blousie.
But for you, I'll do it!

*Goes to find the drawing pins*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Don't forget the bluetack for the other side.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)

The other side?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:54, Reply)

You're new to this peircing thing aren't you?

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:55, Reply)

Yes.
I've never been peirced.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Well I've never gone to a football match so I guess we're even.

( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:59, Reply)

Oh wow.
We've got SO MUCH in common Blousie.

You could attack me with a big needle and I can talk you through the offside rule.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:04, Reply)

I already know the offside rule.
DON'T GO OFFSIDE OR ELSE.
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Heh heh heh
And I know about peircing, 'always heat the needle over a candle before stabbing your victim'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:12, Reply)

I'm going to bed.
Goodnight hubby!
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Want me to put the cat out?
And will you warm up my side of the bed?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Yup
*spreads out*
( girlinthehole, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:16, Reply)

No more disco :(
my Saturday has been quiet and relaxed. Eaten a lot and read some oldfashioned fiction
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:36, Reply)

Tidy, read, library, pubs, interwebs
then you fuckers.

alt: Big fish, little fish, cardbord box
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I have worked
and done some other work, and then some different work. However I've scabbed a free dinner and ice cream out of being pitiful. Which isn't so bad. I'm quite in the mood for youtube disco though, you buggers better not have gone by the time I get home..
(berk, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:15, Reply)

What time will that be?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:16, Reply)

extremely shortly.
better get a tune ready for me :)
(berk, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:45, Reply)

Want a slightly different disco this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:46, Reply)

yeah, go on
something a little more quiet/slow.
(berk, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:50, Reply)

We'll have a new thread for this!
Start one up when you get back!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:52, Reply)

okidoke
back in 10.
(berk, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:55, Reply)

I was thinking 'live music only' this evening?
Woss reckon?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:59, Reply)

OT, what do you think of this lady's dating profile?
well i dont realy no wot to put here so here gos hi am lorraine from nottingham am a layed back kind of women bin on my own now for about 5 years and started to think life to short so its time to get back out there and meet some one to shear it with i love nights out trips to the pics and going out for a meal or just stopping in cuddled up on the sofa with a bottle of wine and a good film all the usual stuff realy i just miss walking down the street holding some ones hand and geting the butterflys and feeling so happy
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:23, Reply)

This lady needs an emergency punctuation infusion, stat!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:24, Reply)

Sorry Lighty, but she sounds like a retard.
Does she teach for a living?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:26, Reply)

Good Lord, I hope not
All her photos seem to suggest she works in a tanning salon

Or she sells Tango.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:27, Reply)

How can you consider e-mailing someone who doesn't know the difference between the words
'been' and 'bin'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:29, Reply)

That is understandable
the difference between "share" and "shear" is a bit harder to swallow.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:32, Reply)

I suggest you e-mail her and tell her than her profile is her one chance to make a first impression
And that OT thinks she sounds like a moron.

You'll be doing her a favour.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:35, Reply)

no no no
upload the profile to failblog, then take a screenshot of the page THEN e-mail her that
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:36, Reply)

That's so mean
I read that and figured it was you before I got to the name.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Is this the point when you reluctantly tell us you've been mailing her for months?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Christ no
that type of English is instant rejection. It was the shear sheer quantity of crapness that made me want to bring it to your attention.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:49, Reply)

What site did you find her on?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:50, Reply)

OKCupid
search for shinehi
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Surely Lorraine should be on OKStupid?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:03, Reply)

I was thinking of emailing her this:
Well, I don't really know what to put here, so here goes! Hi, I'm Lorraine from Nottingham. I'm a laid-back kind of woman and I've been on my own now for about 5 years. I've started to think that life is too short, so it's time to get back out there and meet some one to share it with.

I love nights out, trips to the cinema, and going out for a meal - or just stopping in, cuddled up on the sofa with a bottle of wine and a good film. All the usual stuff, really - I just miss walking down the street holding someone's hand, getting the butterflies and feeling so happy...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Add this to the end of it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=au8PhQ87cFw
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:43, Reply)

I'd email back
yeh bet u think ur so much betta than me now becase u ar gud wit words.

Then I'd post your profile picture to failblog, take a screenshot and attach to the above email
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Hah do that
I reckon that's a pretty original response that makes your stance clear without taking the piss too harshly. Might encourage her to read a book for once..
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:08, Reply)

*does my B-boy stance*

(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:09, Reply)

+ent

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:14, Reply)

stanceent? Bent-boy? I r fick an dunt unnerstan

(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:21, Reply)

Bent boy.
Sorry, I was going for the cheap laugh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:22, Reply)

Proper lol at the "or she sells tango"
I might be tempted to use that myself in the future, probably with reference to the orange totty with vacant heads that frequent my local dives. Nice one geezer.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:32, Reply)

This person would appear to be a grade A moron
Prognosis: Avoid. Very avoid.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:30, Reply)

Suggestion: point her in AA's direction

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:34, Reply)

How was work today TGB?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:35, Reply)

I played a lot of quizzes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:36, Reply)

Have you found any other fun online games recently?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:38, Reply)

played a lot of quizzes was racist at Poles
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:38, Reply)

HUNGARIAN
racistfail
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:42, Reply)

'They're-all-the-same' general racism

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:46, Reply)

try funtrivia.com
lots of quizzes on that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:43, Reply)

This is good fun if there's a few people playing
hodgeproj.ltc.arizona.edu/guessword/

Sadly that doesn't appear to happen any more...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Couple of standout tracks from my jog to the station and walk back earlier:
Boss Martians - Kill My Telephone
Film Noir - Gaslight Anthem
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:31, Reply)

Did somebody say disco??
This is by far the best disco tune of recent years:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4KBGn2r0yY

(Scissor Sisters - Comfortably numb)
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:13, Reply)

I've been working very hard today.
I made a square panel of stained glass recently out of scraps that I had kicking around, and have mounted it on four pieces of opalescent glass to form a shallow box.

Today I made a square shape out of scrap copper sheet that I had, drilled appropriate holes in it, mounted it on the bottom of the box as a bezel, and have taken a 16" wide board and made a square base to mount it all on. I have drilled and routered appropriately to mount a puck-type compact fluorescent fixture inside and made it so that it can either be hung on a wall or put on a flat surface. It's not done, but there will be pics tomorrow of it when it is.

And now it's time for food and beer.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:17, Reply)

What do you do with your stained glass creations?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:20, Reply)

I've been trying to sell them.
Some are on display here, while others are on display here. Crossroads has successfully sold quite a few of my things, but I'm hoping that These Four Walls will start kicking in too as they have a higher level of traffic.

With any luck I'll get a bit more publicity soon- a neighbor who writes for a posh living magazine said that she'd submit an article on me to her editor, as they do ones on craftsmen periodically.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:26, Reply)

Good luck with that!
Is it quite a lucrative hobby?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:30, Reply)

Not really.
If I break it down to an hourly wage, I'm not making more than about $5/hour. But if I consider that otherwise I'm sitting around making $0/hour, it gets a bit more appealing...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:35, Reply)

Fuck yeah
you're one of my favorites on here, saw some of your photos a while back, good shit, get on that beer yo, it's saturday evening (for you, for me it's now Sunday morning rather unsettlingly).
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:23, Reply)

Thank you!
I've been working very hard to refine my techniques and to think outside of the normal approaches to glass and come up with original things. And that's harder than one would think...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:29, Reply)

Ooh I finally saw the final episode of Doctor Who

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:24, Reply)

Which series?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:27, Reply)

whichever the latest one was

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:33, Reply)

What was the premise of the story?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:37, Reply)

The Universe is being destroyed
and the Doctor has to stop it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:41, Reply)

Not that one?
That one is the best one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:46, Reply)

I get the feeling you don't like Doctor Who haha

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:47, Reply)

I've watched (most, if not all) of the episodes since it came back on the telly.
I can take it or leave it, but I've found it quite entertaining.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:48, Reply)

Matt Smith is very good

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:51, Reply)

You love him.
He's like, your best boyfriend ever.

*History today lol*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:55, Reply)

see that pile of sick, that's your mum that is, you love her.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:57, Reply)

You know those workmens tent?
That's your house that is. That's where you go on holiday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:58, Reply)

You know those 3d glasses you get from the cinema? they're your raybans they are, you think they make you look cool.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:00, Reply)

You see your bike? It's a girls bike. It's FOR GIRLS.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:03, Reply)

You know that girl you speak to on the internet? that's your girlfriend that is,
that's the closest you'll ever come to getting off with a real girl.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:07, Reply)

See one of those boxes, with a drawing of a cow on it? And when you turn it upside down it goes 'Moo!'?
That's your stereo that is, that's your Hatachi.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:09, Reply)

Now then children
behave.
(berk, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:10, Reply)

Owww. berk. We were having fun.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:11, Reply)

Were you?
well, I suppose you don't have to behave if you don't want to.
(berk, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:12, Reply)

Yay!
Green light to play!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:13, Reply)

*raises eyebrow*

(berk, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:15, Reply)

You are Roger Moore
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:15, Reply)

I can waggle my eyebrows quite well as it happens
but I'm really not as hairy as he is. (or is it Connery that's the hairy Bond?)
In any case, hie thee to a new thread. I want tunes.
(berk, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:20, Reply)

What did you think about a live-performances-only disco?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:21, Reply)

*scrolls up*
aha. Erm, can do - but I'm not really in the mood for anything particularly lively. Something like this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIDdwl2Ns70&feature=related

(I was there!)
(berk, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:28, Reply)

I don't know what I'm in the mood for music wise.
Nothing too lively, nothing too dull.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:32, Reply)

try this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkx5mACvfZg
(berk, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:35, Reply)

this is ace!!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:12, Reply)

You see Stephen Hawking in his chair? That's you running that is. That's you running your fastest on sports day.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:10, Reply)

You see that Eddie 'the eagle' Edwards? That's you that is.
That's your mum.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:12, Reply)

You know John Prescott? that's you that is, that's you on the pull. That's you being charming

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:13, Reply)

You see this link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOdhGUEoq30&feature=related

That's you that is. That's you debating your best.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:15, Reply)

You see Bristol Rovers? that's your team that is, you love them, that's where you spend your saturday afternoons.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:23, Reply)

hahaha
Winner!

Let's put some tunes on for berk!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:24, Reply)

watched way of the gun, match of the day and argued with my stupid friends
also watched a bit of the nme awards but the people made me angry.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:44, Reply)

Why are your friends stupid?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:46, Reply)

too many reasons to list.
Just a bit thick that's all.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:48, Reply)

Are you excited about the match tomorrow?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:56, Reply)

Nervous really,
I just want the jinx to be over.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:57, Reply)

I think you'll be fine.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:00, Reply)

I bloody hope so
Bham are good so will be an exciting game
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:01, Reply)

alright JeffTheDogFucker
I've been relaxing and looking forward to a week off work that's come about due to lots of spare holidays and extreme disorganisation.

Also, I've had a hefty dose of deeply unfashionable early-70s prog lately.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 0:58, Reply)

www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2011/02/26/2370745/ashley-cole-shot-and-wounded-work-placement-student-with-air
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:27, Reply)

Guess you've got to put up with a bit of physical abuse when you become a slave - sorry, intern.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:29, Reply)

i filled it with wine
and bitching about people we knew from uni
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:36, Reply)

Alright Crunch Face?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:41, Reply)

GBAAAAAHH!
yeah. Got that bit of a headache when you've had a bit too much wine and really need to sleep. Debating whether to have a cup of tea, but I think that would make me not sleep

why are you up so late?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:43, Reply)

Because I am not remotely tired
stupid effing body.
(berk, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:45, Reply)

Because that's how I roll, innit.
What have you done today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:48, Reply)

For someone who has a joint on the go and who is trying to relax
I am being remarkably impatient at the speed of the replies. Come on the pair of you, I need stuff to read and/or listen to *clicks fingers*
(berk, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:52, Reply)

Well you need A NEW THREAD THEN.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:53, Reply)

i think I have to sleep now, sorry.
I'll be back tomorrow when I'll be trying to finish writing lesson plans for monday :(

night night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:53, Reply)

Night Crunchy
I think it's just us again, Jeff. We need lives or sleep or something.
(berk, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:54, Reply)

Sleep well.
I hope the room doesn't spin too much.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 1:54, Reply)