Al, I cannot fathom why a man would want to play that first 15 seconds
Then cut straight into the same 15 second sample on a second record. Over and over for about 5 minutes.
Not only would this mean you have to have 2 copies of a song I do not care for, but it would be easier to just DJ using MP3s and set a loop...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:43, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Well yes, that too.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:45, Reply)

When not so pissed I can barely stand
some variation and scratching is usually added for the sake of variety and entertainment. You did not see the 'routine' at its best.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I've just listened to Tom Sawyer
I have only recently been introduced to Rush, but I do like that song.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Geddy Lee is a homosexual.
His vocals ruin their music, cf Budgie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I've obviously questioned your DJing ability enough
To make you overlook the slight troll comment that you should get with the times and use MP3s.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Sorry I only ever read the first few words of your posts
as they are always so fucking dull. Sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:49, Reply)

as they are always so fucking dull. Sorry. Because I'm such a twathole with money that I can't pay for decent net access, so am using old 60 day AOL dial-up trial discs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Is this why he's always about ten minutes late with his comebacks?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Ouch.
*resigns*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 9:57, Reply)