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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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For some strange reason one of my cats, (I suspect Gilbert), has peed and pooed on my bathroom floor.
He's never done that before : /
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Sounds like a symtom of routine cat cancer
I hope you've been keeping up with the insurance scheme
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:56, Reply)
No insurance.
If they're ill then they get put down. They've had a good innings.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:58, Reply)
I too am reliant on the trusty 'insurance' of a bag and a couple of bricks

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:02, Reply)
I figure I can stretch financially to a lethal injection from the vet.
We've been together around 13 years so it's the least I can do.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:04, Reply)
You're not thinking BGB, save yourself a few hundred quid and home euthanize them

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:09, Reply)
A bit extreme I know, but this should do the trick
www.jamescartercomedy.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Piston_Broke Pest Control.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)
It's the equilalent of nuking it from orbit

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)
I can't watch that.
Please don't make me. *whimpers*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:14, Reply)
I just can't be as much of a cunt as you Rory.
God knows I'd like to be.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)
don't tell Biscuit or Benji.
Hey diddle-diddle
The cat did a piddle
All over the bathroom mat.
The little dog laughed, to see such fun
And he piddled all over the cat.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)
*sigh*

(berk, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:00, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:03, Reply)
She doesn't understand you like I do Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:05, Reply)
I know Blousie.
Do you think if you'd left the seat up, Gilbert would have made it to the toilet?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:06, Reply)
He pooed right by the loo, bless him.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:07, Reply)
And had a slash by the bath?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Yup!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:12, Reply)
Gilbert is Norman Bates
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:13, Reply)
Bob is Master Bates
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:16, Reply)
you see that shit gilbert did? that's your dinner that is, you are going to eat that.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Welcome, to History Today.
You know a pair of pants with some cack in it? That's you that is. That's you wearing your best ever pair.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:20, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 21:04, Reply)

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