Dump shop-bought houmous into bowl.
Liberally drizzle with QOTW olive oil, dust with paprika*.

Result: it's like freshly-home-made houmous.

*he also recommended a little lemon juice but I cannot vouch for that having never tried it. That aside it was blatant plagiarism and my legal team are working on an epic suing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Extra virgin,
I get it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Thank God you're here.
How's work on our own exclusive board going? I'm not sure how much longer I can deal with this lot. I'm really not.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

It's just a piece of paper at the moment.
It needs some work.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Don't forget what we agreed at the meeting:
we'll need an 'I really like this a lot' button, and a 'God you're clever' button too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

And your special "Its fucking shit" button

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)