Ours was
We may come last but at least we're not cheating whores like that table in the corner, yeah you blondie on your iphone we can see you too stupid to win properly are you? ARE you?!

It got shortened to "angry team" by the quizmaster
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:27, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I refused to read out "Ooh me minge is killin' me"
and changed it to "You're not funny, Mark."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)

we had a work pub quiz as part of our social day last year
I didn't go but one of the guys in the office proudly told me the next morning that his team had won. I jokingly asked if anyone had been using their phone and he just said "yes, we did". I think I swore at him, he didn't understand why I was so affronted, but using your phone in a quiz is despicable.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I allow phones in my quiz
because the prizes are so shit
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)

but that's the thing
they're not worth cheating for. The pub quiz we used to do the prizes weren't up to much, usually whatever hooch they couldn't get rid of like peach brandy or creme de cassis.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:53, Reply)