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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've decided to start giving all the gay jibes I receive a mark out of 10
Having accepted that they're here to stay, I might as well let you all know how you're doing. Maybe we could compile a leaderboard for the best entries, or just rename the popular page.

What pleasant or unpleasant knowledge have you come to accept recently?

Alt Q: are there any good band names left unused? The Vaccines. I ask you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:07, 202 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
IS there a band called Cunt Punch?
there should be.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Radio 1 wouldn't touch them with a ten-foot clownpole
So yes, there should be
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:11, Reply)
A quick google tells me that yes, there is.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I do hope you aren't in work Googling that!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I am indeed, which is why I didn't follow the link.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Can you say Proxy Server logs?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
That means nowt
I can SAY it, but I don't know what it is.

Bit like Physics
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)
There's a drink called that, I think.
NakedApe drinks it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Actually it's your Mum's favourite sexual perversion

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)
This thread is gay
Just like the person who started it

I reckon this is worth a 2/10
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Or a bulldog, as you know it...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)
It would be worth 2/10 if it made any grammatical sense
but it doesn't. 1/10
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:14, Reply)


You could front a ballroom dancing band called "The Utter Benders" you'd be a cross between Pan's People and 4 poofs and piano.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:13, Reply)
8/10
for originality. A scarce commodity round these parts.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:15, Reply)
*takes a bow with arse to the wall*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Sorry, got distracted
5/10. Bindun.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Cockqueen must have posted

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:16, Reply)
oh I don't know, you massive bender, etc
alt: If I had a band I'd call it twatknuckle
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I am planning (as I have been for several years)
on starting a garage/psych band called The Iron Dukes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)
That's a brilliant name
Too brilliant. MUST be taken.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)

jibes I receive a mark out of 10
Having accepted that they're here to stay, I might as well let you all know how you're doing. Maybe we could compile a leaderboard for the best entries, or just rename the popular page.

What pleasant or unpleasant knowledge have you come to accept recently?

Alt Q: are there any good band names left unused? The Vaccines. I ask you.

men blowjobs 'cus there is nothing sexier than a pearl knecklace on an adam's apple.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:17, Reply)
6/10
Good creativity towards the end there.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Good creativity towards the end there.
Is a good ratio of penis to male bums
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)
Ehh... 7/10
Quite creative, but a mite bizarre
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)
I fucking hate the "Kunt and the gang" facebook campaigns for Christmas/Easter/Royal Wedding No.1
LOL KUNT SOUNDS LIKE CUNT LOLOLOLOLOL, spastics.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:21, Reply)
Same.
'I SAID A RUDE WORD!!!!!11'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I've found Al's birthday present

THIS IS A WARNING BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:18, Reply)
Surely he has enough of his own?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)
I might get lab 5 of these for his birthday
www.amazon.com/Neckline-Slimmer-Official-Version-Resistance/dp/B002ZF5J2M/ref=sr_1_3?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1298993099&sr=1-3
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)
because he has 5 chins

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Alright PsychAlChomp
Matter o'time, innit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)
That's Gonz not Al

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)
Oh christ
I cannot possibly keep up with all this name-swappery. Thank you for the tip-off, though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I love this.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)
He'll only fucking eat it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I've slept with the cousin of one of the members of The Vaccines
/monty level name dropping.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I've come to accept that only men who are already in relationships think I'm attractive.
There seems to be more good band names than bands nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:20, Reply)
pub quiz names are always hard
i would like to use "if you really loved me, you'd swallow my quiz" but have never had the guts.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:22, Reply)
that's a good one
up there with my favourites Quizlamic Fundamentalists and Born-again Quiztians
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)
ooh i like those too
we are "barely legal", which is funny until you consider how depressingly accurate it actually is.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)
I've never been in a pub quiz. Truefact.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)
I don't even know what a pub quiz is.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)
it's a quiz
in a pub
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
really? I thought it was something that was not at all related to it's name.
Like, space cheese. Or zombie scrotums.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Now THEY are a great band.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:56, Reply)
What do you think it might be K?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
one visits a pub (bar)
Forms a team and drinks ale (beer) then a host asks questions whicjh you must answer, the winner gets a prize booze/all of the entry money
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)
why must you answer them?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:32, Reply)
That's why you went to the pub, it's fun
Like being on a gameshow in your local driniking establishment
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I usually go to the pub to drink and have fun
not be forced into some shit competition I know I won't win
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
You're executed if you don't

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Guillotine?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
She's calling us French
FUCKING GET HER
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
didn't
I just think guillotines are awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Nah that's the French
if you're common then you're hung
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
you're calling me common *sniffles*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)
hanged

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Yes I am, both

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I like what you did there

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Thank you
Although I left myself open to the accusation of being French
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Hung drawn and quartered in the tower of London in front of a braying crowd
it's horrible...cockneys everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Hanged;
unless they stitch a donkey cock to you
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)
I cannot imagine a worse death, really

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Perhaps if they played Celine Dion is they did it?
but that's going too far
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:46, Reply)
don't be ridiculous
death would then be a welcome release
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)
It would also scare the crowd away
They've come to see blood curdling horror, not hear it
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)
Michael Bolton would probably be worse. Or Kenny G

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)
They spit in your beer if you don't.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
It's an old British custom involving Worcester sauce and the Royal family

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)
awww
i fucking love pub quizzes. it's a combination of having a stupidly retentive memory, so i know a lot of pointless trivia, and being a competitive lawyer. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I know useless trivia, but don't know how many Kings we've had called James. Or Henry.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)
5 and 8?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I still don't know so it's pointless asking

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)
someone here must know

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Monty.
They all went to school with his grandad.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
2 and 8
unless you're Scottish, because James I became King following the 1707 Act of Union, but he was James VI of Scotland
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Your arse is in a right '2 & 8'. I'll warrant.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
3/10
On the grounds that if you have to explain it, and you will, it's not funny
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
It's not my fault you don't know 'entry level'* Cockney rhyming slang.


*I simply cannot stop being funny, here
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
4/10
Two marks deducted for undeserved self-congratulation
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)
But 4 added for your inability to detect self-deprecating sarcasm.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)
Based on previous form,
I could hardly be blamed for thinking that it was arrogance
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I need a straight answer
but I guess I'm barking up the wrong'un with you.
(Sorry, I shouldn't have even tried...)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Ordinarily that would be 1/10
but you get 4/10 because you do this so infrequently
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
And you provoked me, by mentioning the scoring system in the first place.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I say a strong 7/10
Don't listen to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Oh thanks
The word wrong'un helped, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)
It was the clencher...sorry, clincher.
*pisses pants at own genius*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)
a successful team needs people with all sorts of shite though
i fall down badly on geography and sport.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I fail on geography, sport and soaps unfortunately
was playing trivial pursuit the other night and I had about 5 questions in a row about cricket. was fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Howzat?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Better than the pub quiz is the IT Box
Especially if your local is full of stupid people who like the pretty pictures and are happy throwing pound after pound into it just to pick boxes on Deal or no Deal, with no comprehension of any of the questions.

It makes it so much easier for anyone with half a brain to win money!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Once upon a time a few of us competed as "Everything's Coming Up Daisy"
cos one of our members was called Daisy. She looked mortified. She had no right, two team members were shagging her at the time.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:24, Reply)
If Bobby and Al formed a team
they could be the 'King-size Quizlas'


Mine would be the 'Vidkuns'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)
*sighs*
Does anyone get this?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)
No, no one is old enough

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
The Quislings eh?

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vidkun_Quisling
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
yep

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
You don't count.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Pineapple makes my quiz taste nice

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Team names at my pub quiz are usually aimed at me.
At our alumni quiz it's always puns that win, so I came up with Love Don't Trivia Anymore and we won.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Your sister let me quiz on her face

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Ours was
We may come last but at least we're not cheating whores like that table in the corner, yeah you blondie on your iphone we can see you too stupid to win properly are you? ARE you?!

It got shortened to "angry team" by the quizmaster
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I refused to read out "Ooh me minge is killin' me"
and changed it to "You're not funny, Mark."
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
we had a work pub quiz as part of our social day last year
I didn't go but one of the guys in the office proudly told me the next morning that his team had won. I jokingly asked if anyone had been using their phone and he just said "yes, we did". I think I swore at him, he didn't understand why I was so affronted, but using your phone in a quiz is despicable.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)
I allow phones in my quiz
because the prizes are so shit
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)
but that's the thing
they're not worth cheating for. The pub quiz we used to do the prizes weren't up to much, usually whatever hooch they couldn't get rid of like peach brandy or creme de cassis.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:53, Reply)
The big problem comes when you start a band with a stupid joke name because you aren't planning on gigging or anything
and then get stuck with the fucking thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:25, Reply)
like Dumber than the Average bear?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
THAT'S THE JOKE

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
this slogan doesn't count if you have actually punctuated it correctly

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:28, Reply)
I can't win

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
exactly like that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Hahahha thank God you didn't fall into that trap.
'Gaylord and and Bandits' still sounds as fresh as the day you formed.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Gaylord and the Bandits would be a much better name

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:27, Reply)
Didn't do Oasis any harm
And your lot MUST be better than them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:26, Reply)
That whining and being useless
sometimes means you end up with better stuff, than just carrying on with it.

Alt: I read that as the Vaticans. Probably also a good name
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:29, Reply)
They were good, I saw them on Top of the Popes.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:33, Reply)
Oooooh

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Could have only been better if the band in question was "The Mitres"

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I think you've done just fine

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
haha
you're puntastic today, young lady
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Merci buckets.
I however am feeling bitchy and catty. I will have a warm bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I'm feeling really narky

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
-pats-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
-eddie-

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
From the day he was born, he was trouble.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I had to look that up so I lose

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)
It's a great film/show/song

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Ever seen it live?

(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)
No, I really really want to.
Definitely would dress up as Colombia. Charms is a ready-made Magenta, after all...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:51, Reply)
You totally should
it's a really good laugh.
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)
I only saw the film but I don't like it.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Me too
It was fucking shit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:53, Reply)
I'm in a really good mood

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I've stolen your misanthropy

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Alright Tanita Tikaram, that's enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:55, Reply)
whatever happened to her, eh?
i just remember seeing "twist in my sobriety" on TOTP when i was about 9 and feeling like killing myself.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Ghastly po-faced shitarse she was.
Her brother played a bum-bandit in 'This Life' which was simply atrocious and I bet you loved it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)
never seen it
i have never seen any tv or films
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:14, Reply)
It was about lawyers and was utterly gay.
That witless spastic from 'Teachers' that everyone on here but me rates was in it, playing a total cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Was '30 Something' more or less bent than 'This Life'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)
you mean the fit one with the nice arse
who is in "love actually" ?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Glad to hear it hotstuff.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I liked it
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
I'm in pain.
FUCKING KIDNEYS

How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
FUCKING KIDNEYS?
'flicking bean' I'll wager
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Annoyed
This is my perpetual state though.

Taking some painkillers?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
It's abating, thank god. This morning I could barely move.
Might take them before bed so it doesn't stop me sleeping.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Glad it's getting a bit better!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)
hoorah
i have a murderous headache, right behind my eyeballs, so i am also in a bad mood.

let's bitch about some people.

*gazzes*
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)
'0 unread messages'
*feels left out* :(
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:51, Reply)
Me too
I call bullshit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:54, Reply)
sorry
i am still wading through all the valentines gazzes.

i'll aim to get back to you in 6-8 weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Oh, rub it in why don't you?
*pouts*
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:59, Reply)
somewhere
AA is reading this and his head is exploding at that image
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Swipe LIES.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)
i'm sorry
i'm just not THAT much of a bitch.

well, not about "people" anyway. just the odd one or two.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)
I forgive you -snogs-

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)
somewhere
AA is reading this and his head is exploding at that image
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)
Ew.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:13, Reply)
If all it would take to make AA's head explode
is a berk-Lampito-swipe threeway...would it be worth it?

I'm joking, I don't actually have a problem with him...
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:17, Reply)
I'd fuck you two even if it'd make him happy.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:18, Reply)
interesting
i wonder how much a video of this threeway would sell for?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)
Hmm, my car needs MOT-ing and I'm going on holiday soon
extra funds WOULD be welcome...
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Haha, cheers!
If only I was gay, I'd get laid way more often :(
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:21, Reply)
*Applauds*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
I think my follow-up pun is even better.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
And I agree.
*Reads the bitchy and catty comment^ and doesn't want to get punched*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Ha.
Don't worry, you're a bit too far awya to be punched.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
LOOK LAMPERS YOU GOT APPLAUSE FROM JEFF

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:36, Reply)
Nice to know I'm appreciated around here.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:38, Reply)
Applause from Jeff is not a good thing,
that's like Gaddafi saying you're a good leader.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)
I bet you highlight jokes from that book.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)

applause dog AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I use Bob Martins branded condoms.
There is no dog AIDS in me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)
tell me
when does the dog-fucking meme get old? i just want to put a red letter in my diary...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:43, Reply)
It's not so much of a meme as a way of life for Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I suppose when he changes his name to Jefftheswipefucker

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)
at least this implies i am not a dog, so i'll take it

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:47, Reply)
Leave the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
for making a better joke than any you have ever made in your life?
seems a little harsh
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:42, Reply)
Oh /search how I miss you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Ironic title is ironic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:35, Reply)
The album's cover was very cheap and thin.
It was all papery.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:39, Reply)
I See what you did there.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Hehe.
Next you'll be speaking Latin, Rite?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)
ita vero.
I've got this Pater down.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:49, Reply)
floccio non facio

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:51, Reply)
quid?

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Rem acu tetigisti.
*touches nose and points finger, all while wearing a fetching toga*
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)
Oooh, a new idiom. Thank you.
I'd like to think I was important concerning baptisms, but I'm afraid it's all a font.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:56, Reply)
I've finally got round to watching The Thick Of It.
Which has been very pleasant, I've come to accept it's one of the funniest thing I've seen in ages.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)
It's pretty good isn't it?
I was suprised to find I greatly enjoyed 'In Bruges' last night. I thought it was really not bad at all. The chap playing opposite Colin Farrell really reminded me of Benny Hill, which helped.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:19, Reply)
I was pleasantly surprised by that as well
and it's Brendan Gleeson, I believe.
(berk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)
In Bruges is a great film
The abuse of over-weight Americans amused me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:25, Reply)
In America it was changed to fat English jokes.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Excellent film
avoided it for years because I cant stand Colin Farrell. Turns out he's an excellent comic actor.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Same here. De leetle cont.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:43, Reply)

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