Careless talk costs lives: loose lips sink ships.
A bloke I know (and detest)'s girlfriend found 'rent boy' cards and numbers in his phone. This is only funny if you know the wanker in question but I do and it's fucking glorious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:26, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Al and his missus are married
Therefore she's his wife now, not girlfriend.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Did you hear what he said about his wife's tits?
A bit 'TMI' of you ask me. Poor woman...on so many levels.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Ha! Yes I did
He's such a cunt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

She really should divorce him immediately,
before he eats her out of house and home.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)