loose lips cost lives
i have to admit that i love a bit of juicy gossip. whether it's at work, socially or even on here, i like to know who is shagging whom and everything in between. but i do know when not to repeat it!

so: what's the best bit of gossip you've ever heard? and do you keep it to yourself, tell "just one person", or would it be quicker to publish it in "the sun"?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:19, 141 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm very good at keeping secrets
but I do occasionally gossip about other stuff. I've heard some really weird stuff before though!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:20, Reply)

i would definitely trust you with my secrets!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:21, Reply)

As would I

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I have done.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)

You're just angling for gossip, aren't you?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:25, Reply)

erm...
... maybe...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)

If you get anything good out of this, let me know.
Care and share alike.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Careless talk costs lives: loose lips sink ships.
A bloke I know (and detest)'s girlfriend found 'rent boy' cards and numbers in his phone. This is only funny if you know the wanker in question but I do and it's fucking glorious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Al and his missus are married
Therefore she's his wife now, not girlfriend.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Did you hear what he said about his wife's tits?
A bit 'TMI' of you ask me. Poor woman...on so many levels.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Ha! Yes I did
He's such a cunt.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

She really should divorce him immediately,
before he eats her out of house and home.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I do like a good gossip if I'm honest
I don't ever gossip about stuff that I said I wouldn't, though, I can keep a secret. (usually if I really, really have to tell someone or I'll explode I tell a friend who doesn't know any of the people involved) None of my friends are interesting enough to have any really juicy or weird gossip though.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I'm fantastic at keeping secrets.
This is great as people tell you all the gossip as they know it'll go no further.

What would you like to know?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

make it up
i won't know the difference but it will feed my lust
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Did you know that B3tan
X is seeing B3tan Y, but actually likes B3tan Z?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:31, Reply)

X - Rachel
Y - Colonel Dracula
Z - Monty
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)

It's alright, CHCB already knows about Al and Captain V

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Oh my god! And b3tan Z knows that X likes them, but they're just leading them on!
It's heartbreaking.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:34, Reply)

That b3tan Z is such a dick for that
I hate them.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:38, Reply)

This happens to me too. It's great. But then with no one to tell I forget the gossip
Rendering the whole exercise pointless.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)

This is why I'm great at keeping secrets
I forget them within minutes of being told.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

... we've had this topic before right?
Either that or my time machine works *evil laugh*

People tell me everything because I don't care enough to tell other people.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:32, Reply)

I will take a secret to my grave.
But I do like to read gossip mags.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Not gossip per se
But probably the best in-office fuck-up I've ever heard was at my last place of work, when this girl called Charlotte went on to Facebook - which was supposed to be restricted, but someone showed her a proxy - and created a group called "(name of company) is shit.com", DURING WORK HOURS, and was then mortified when it turned out that the bosses were unimpressed. Possibly the clearest-cut case of gross misconduct I've ever seen
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:34, Reply)

That's brilliantly retarded.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

We were all impressed
Once we'd finished being absolutely gobsmacked
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

The other night
I heard about a guy I know from school, who was offered a pay rise and a promotion by his boss in return for allowing his boss to take him roughly up the wrong 'un once or twice a week. Rumour is the guy's girlfriend weighed up the relative merits of her boyfriend being shagged by his boss vs the extra money, and came firmly down on the 'more money' side of the equation.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:34, Reply)

You went to school with Darth?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

This is
a possibility I hadn't considered...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Clicking this
One of the better jibes of recent times. 8/10
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Haha!
I guess if the person in question was a woman it wouldn't be so funny.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:36, Reply)

What makes it even better
was his persona in school of macho rugby type who hates teh gays.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Seems he ended up with a doozy of a girlfriend then.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:41, Reply)

I've met her, once
the best part of her ran down the inside of her mothers leg.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

It depends
Pub gossip goes around like wildfire near me, we even had our own gossip website for a bit. However, that's nothing that could really harm anyone's relationships/jobs/whatever.

I'm quite good at keeping people's secrets if it's something *serious*.

So, what do you want to know? Because I got tons.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:35, Reply)

KEEP IT SHUT WOMAN
Sorry I lost you in the other thread. Glad you've arranged a trip to see Brighton Boy, though, especially if he's invading your brain
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Noooononono
I don't want him in my brain. This is bad. I mean, I know I'm in his brain, but he is not allowed in mine!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Bella's in LOOOOOOVE!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Hmph.
Shut uuuuuppp! I ain't in love, I don't need no nasty boys :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)

*zips back up, forlornly*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

It's OK Darth
I know you're more comfortable with your zip down. I don't mind.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

*flops out*
Appreciate it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

S'alright chick
I'm listening to your playlist by the way.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Me too!
OMLG what are the chances

EDIT: it's deliberately designed to reflect my musical tastes in a way that provokes debate. And when I say "debate" I mean some pleb asking if he can put a CD on instead and me replying "if you want to drive, yes, I'd much rather be sleeping whilst someone else drives 300 miles"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

It's a reasonable response.
I like it, anyway.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Thank you
I thought it might appeal to our commonly-shared "no, fuck YOU" sensibility
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

It most certainly does.
Oh Darth, he just bloody texted me. Now he's psychic as well as everything else.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

What a shitehawk
There's only one thing for it. You have to go down there and discover that he's shit in bed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)

But what if he's not?
I'll be done for.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Then you must force him to move to Bradford
and vanquish my hopes of ever nailing you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

*sadface*
But you'd never visit if you didn't think you had a glimmer of hope of getting in my knickers.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I'll be in Bradford anyway two days after your birthday
The availability of your knickers aside, I demand a pint in your company even if Brighton Boy is Bradford Boy by this point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Good
I highly doubt he will be though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)

We'll see
Whatever makes you happy is fine by me, knicker access aside :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

My knickers and I thank you.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Bella's in LOOOOOOVE AND Denial!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

No I'm NOT
While BB might be in my brain, there is somewhere he is not. He is not somewhere that is not a retarded distance from me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

So you're going to move down to Brighton and get married and have kids

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I am NOT having children
Or move to Brighton for some bloke. I am just going to have to hope that he doesn't invade my brain any more.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

No point fighting it
You've already chosen the colour of the flower arrangements at your wedding.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Why are you being so mean Labs?
I am traumatised here, and all you can do is be horrid.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I'm not, I'm being supportive
In a friendly-but-jokey way. Is it really that much trauma to like a guy in Brighton?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)

It's hard being in love with an uphill gardener, just ask DF's misses

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:09, Reply)

4/10
Your usual standards are much higher
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Oh dear oh dear, parents evening will no fun at all!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Not with sentence construction like that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Yes, it is.
I'm going to see him next Friday, and it's going to take 8 hours to get there. Also, given that I work 6 days a week for what may politely be called 'an absolute fucking pittance', I have no idea when I'd be able to see him again.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Can he come up and see you?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Make you...
smiiiiiiiiiiiiiile
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Oh Darth.
You're not helping yourself you know.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Too late, innit
If I drove a Honda Accord to the top of Everest, sustaining myself on a diet of huskies and sherpas whom I'd killed with my bare hands there'd still be a B3tan at the top waiting to call me a bumder.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:23, Reply)

And then, you'd fuck them too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Totally
Using a dildo constructed from huskie bones and supermodel's underwear
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

This played out a rather amusing montage in the cinema of my mind
so I clicked it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Why thank you sir
*checks popular page*

Damn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:35, Reply)

ur Steve Harley aicmfp

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I saw Steve Harley at some festival or other years ago
He handled repeated calls to play "Come Up and See Me" remarkably well, telling the crowd "look, if I play that you'll all bugger off and watch Coldplay", then treated us to 20 minutes of prog rock before closing with it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Well probably
But like I say, I work 6 days a week. This is why he's not allowed in my brain, it just makes things difficult.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Let me guess, you're not having much luck with telling your brain to not think of him
Funny that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:19, Reply)

And I'm totally not perving on his Facebook pictures
That would be stupid and counterproductive.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Hahaha!
Brains are stupid.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

He just texted me :(

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Surely that's a good thing?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Not if he texted her to say
"I want to wear your skin like a snood"

No girl wants a man who wears snoods
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:35, Reply)

That is just horrific m'dear.
I've just been a bit sick. Nah, it was a bog-standard "Morning, how are you, etc." text*.


*N.B. Before anyone makes a joke, it didn't literally say that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I was quite impressed with that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:39, Reply)

It was impressive
But seriously, snoods are disgusting.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Yes they are
The second time I met Disasterprone he was wearing a snood. Shouldn't have told you that, he is just about my favourite person in the world right now, for reasons which you will find incredibly dull
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

Oh, that's horrible.
He just texted again. I hate him for this.

On another note m'dear, Guns n' Roses? What the fuck were you thinking?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:53, Reply)

You fucking drive then
Sorry, getting ahead of myself. I grew up listening to G'n'R. Bear in mind I was 12 when that album was released, so the perfect age to find it enormously entertaining. Count yourself lucky, I was tempted to stick Estranged on there. That's 9 minutes long.

Oh fuck, if you didn't like Right Next Door To Hell you're going to hate the next track.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Achem
It was on The Catholic Schoolgirl OST a few friends and I made when we left school. It has a special place in my heart. However, Lady Gaga can fuck the fuck off.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Lady Gaga is mental enough to be awesome

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)

So what you had with AA meant nothing?
Are you dead inside?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Well you would be if you'd had a thing with AA

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Troo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

My work colleague told me an absolute corker of a bit of goss a couple of months back.
He's married, with 3 kids. We're oop North, and we also have an office in poncy southern poofter land. We occasionally meet up with the southern lot.

My colleague admitted that when he went down to a meeting last year, he shagged one of our southern female colleagues (also married) when they were staying over in a hotel.

There had been some online flirting in advance of the meeting, but after a night out on the lash they all adjourned to their hotel rooms (there was about 4 or 5 of them all staying at the hotel) and then 10 minutes later there was a knock at my mate's door. It was our female colleague, armed with a tube of lube and a packet of 3. Apparently she likes it up the arse.

This is a monumental piece of gossip. I was genuinely shocked. I've worked with all of these guys for years, so this is a huge piece of news, and I'm sworn to secrecy so I haven't told anyone - until now.

My mate isn't prone to lying or exaggeration, so I take him at his word. To top all this off, we went down there in January, and the whole team was having a night out on the town. Our female colleague showed up at our hotel an hour before we were all meeting up, chapped his hotel door, and went in and banged him before we went out. Fecking hell.

He's a right ugly bugger as well - older than me, smokes like a chimney, reeks of fags, and his teeth are horrible. How he does it is beyond me, because she's actually quite tidy.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:37, Reply)

It's you isn't it.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Ouch. You cut me to the quick, Ms Blouse.
I couldn't be older than me, although I might look it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Just joshing!
*winks*
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

It's Josh Wink?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Higher State Of Consciousness lolz

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Too trendy for the Reverand methinks.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Clearly
I don't have a friggin clue what you're on about. Sniff.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

* wiggles eyebrows suggestively *

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Ooo! I've got a live one here.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I'm not that easy, madam.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Yes you are.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:02, Reply)

* is rumbled *

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:13, Reply)

*knows men*

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

* ponders whether this is in the Biblical sense *

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Jimmy Hill.
Sorry to break it to you, but in every workplace in the land there's a bullshit rumour about a female employee who 'likes it up the arse'.

You might as well have added '...and after he'd finished shagging her he realised his mum had left a steaming cup of tea by his bedside'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Not in mine
because I work with 5 60 year old men.

Actually... that sounds worse...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:49, Reply)

What are you going to do when they all retire?

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

'Them all up the arse'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

*Puts kettle on*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:54, Reply)

"We were going to get you a watch as a leaving present, but instead...."

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Drink significantly
fewer cups of tea. And be exposed to less casual racism.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I appreciate that's how it might appear.
But I've worked with him for 15 years, we're good mates, and he's told me all kinds of stories over the years - quite a few that haven't exactly showed him in a good light. I completely believe him on this.

She's emailed him pics of her up to all sorts. She's a crazy lady.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Loose lips cost sensation

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:44, Reply)

clownspocketlolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:47, Reply)

wellybootrofls

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Wizardssleevechortles

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Sausage up Princes Street/Sauchiehall Street/WideStreetOfYourChoosingLols

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:58, Reply)

'Chucking a chip up the M1' is my [referred version of that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

'tossing a caber up Jordan'
Not sure I'm doing this right
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Not sure you are either.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

My brother’s just sent me this text:
‘6-film box set of Nazi sexploitation in the bag. Looks good. ‘Special Train for Hitler’ v promising’
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:51, Reply)

You are in Joy Division
AICMFP
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Lusty's in for a great weekend of film fun.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Did he get them on
VHSS?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Oh dear!

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:56, Reply)

He has purchased or he has a deal to produce?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I get told many secrets. I have a few secrets that could end relationships, marriages, etc.
But I find it's easier to keep them to myself, just not worth having them come out.

Also, I have a couple of people to whom I tell most things, as they are completely unconnected to any other of my friends, so there's no chance of any secrets spreading, if you get my meaning?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:11, Reply)

You tell your secrets to Neil Buchanan, right?
*rolls eyes*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:14, Reply)

he whispers it to the hearthstone

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:16, Reply)

No
Me and Neil keep all secrets from each other, on the off chance we're captured, and they torture me, trying to find out how he makes huge collages from nothing but a red jumper, a school bag, and 3 aubergines.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:27, Reply)

You better be careful
such a roughing up might give you a (he)art attack.

Going to have to re-leave the internet again aren't I? :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Off you pop! Byee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I'm sorry!
I haven't slept in two nights. The Relentless is addling my brain. In fact you could say I've already had enough pop
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)