*flops out*
Appreciate it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 10:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

S'alright chick
I'm listening to your playlist by the way.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Me too!
OMLG what are the chances

EDIT: it's deliberately designed to reflect my musical tastes in a way that provokes debate. And when I say "debate" I mean some pleb asking if he can put a CD on instead and me replying "if you want to drive, yes, I'd much rather be sleeping whilst someone else drives 300 miles"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:15, Reply)

It's a reasonable response.
I like it, anyway.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Thank you
I thought it might appeal to our commonly-shared "no, fuck YOU" sensibility
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:25, Reply)

It most certainly does.
Oh Darth, he just bloody texted me. Now he's psychic as well as everything else.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:28, Reply)

What a shitehawk
There's only one thing for it. You have to go down there and discover that he's shit in bed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:29, Reply)

But what if he's not?
I'll be done for.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Then you must force him to move to Bradford
and vanquish my hopes of ever nailing you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:34, Reply)

*sadface*
But you'd never visit if you didn't think you had a glimmer of hope of getting in my knickers.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I'll be in Bradford anyway two days after your birthday
The availability of your knickers aside, I demand a pint in your company even if Brighton Boy is Bradford Boy by this point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Good
I highly doubt he will be though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:45, Reply)

We'll see
Whatever makes you happy is fine by me, knicker access aside :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

My knickers and I thank you.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:49, Reply)