I've never understood why people ruin hot choclate with marshmallows

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've never understood why people ruin their face with beards

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)

you haven't seen it without one

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)

That's because you've never shaved your face.
Maybe you should, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

After the nightmare I had with my leg I don't think I'm advanced enough to attempt my face just yet

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Use a strimmer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Who owns a strimmer??

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)

WHAT THE FUCK IS A STRIMMER

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:29, Reply)

It's something you use to cut the edges of your lawn
they are quite small and have a semi circle bit at the bottom and normally have a piece of cord that spins round which chops the grass
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)

or hedges.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

It's a hedge-trimming device.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAAND

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Lady Jungle?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Not quite yet.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Because it's beautiful.
I like sweet stuff, though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:25, Reply)

It's why you like me

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

No, you're bitter.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

No I'm not :(

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I'm surprisingly content at the moment.
If a little residually terrified from seeing Black Swan last night. I screamed. Twice.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Is it good though? I wanted to see it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

It's excellent.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

It's a good film though, isn't it?
the bit where she's getting busy in her bedroom and turns round to see her mother there...I swear to god, everyone in the cinema recoiled in horror.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

The people of Clapham are a little different.
Everyone started laughing.

I hate anything to do with nails, so her hallucination at the ball is HORRIBLE. As is the one in the hospital near the end. -gibbers-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Which hallucination with nai-
oh. Yeah. That one. *shudders*
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)

It always feels like that's going to happen. And it HURTS

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Sorry, I just get carried away and forget the lube.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)