New thread that isn't about HTML, LARPING, Linux or other nerd passtimes
I am going to put all of my CD's into storage at the weekend as they are all on hard drives now, but what do you hoard that you don't need?

ALT: What does your favourite mug look like?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:34, 167 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Everything
Occasionally I throw almost all my possessions away, but then I inevitably start rebuilding.

Alt: It's a large Blackwells mug. They give you one free in your first year here
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:36, Reply)

probably clothes that don't fit anymore *cries*
ALT: he has a mohawk and lots of tattoos and he's all squishy
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

*frowns*
I guess it's better than being your least favourite mug.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Computer cables
I can't bare to throw them out, but have a growing nest of various hard drive cables I'll likely never need.

Alt: It's white, with big black letters that say "CUNT" on it. I got it at a Jim Jefferies stand-up show.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:38, Reply)

then throw them out while clothed

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Should I have used 'bear'? I have a total blindspot for that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:41, Reply)

You do indeed, it seems.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Nobody's perfect
But I'm pretty fucking close.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Pobody's nerfect lolzzl111lol!!!!!!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:46, Reply)

+ t

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I like how you posted a standard gay comment
went away then had a lightbulb moment and came running back to change it.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:55, Reply)

So do I. This version is much better.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:58, Reply)

What I don't like, however,
is the use of cheesy Americanisms like 'lightbulb moment'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Took you five minutes to decide though

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Incredibly, I was doing some work.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)

My favourite mug
says "fuck this and fuck that" on it over and over again. I have been told many times it is not appropriate for the work place but never explicitly told not to use it so I continue to do so.

I hoarded a lot of computer parts before I got married but it has nearly all been binned in the last 4 years.
( Peej, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I have a vast collection of videotapes (younger posters, ask your parents) I don't watch
and 30-odd pairs of trainers none of which I am likely to wear again as they don't suit my clothes any more. I cannot bring myself to get rid of books I'll never read again, either.

Alt: my brother has a vintage Mr T mug which I covet somewhat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:47, Reply)

My brother had a Mr.T mug when we were kids which I was jealous of
You see Monty, you and I am like one!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:51, Reply)

*kills self*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I have recently been subjected to a one in/one out rule on my DVDs by Ms Foxtrot
which is fucking killing me. The other day HMV had a 4-film Hitchcock collection for £10. I didn't own any of the films in question but knew that buying it would mean I'd have to get rid of 4 current DVDs. This is fucking appalling.

Alt: my favourite mug is on my desk in front of me, it's a Nottingham Forest mug with my (real) name on it. Don't pretend you're not all absurdly jealous. I knows you is. Innit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:03, Reply)

tell her the same applies when she buys clothes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:08, Reply)

That would be a superb idea
if she didn't have The Power Of Sexban
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Is she a heavy sleeper?
Sexban nullified!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)

You're so wrong it goes all the way back round into right
Impressive work mate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)

You get more pathetic every day

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:15, Reply)

You so want me
I assume we're throwing baseless, unkind statements at each other
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:29, Reply)

No I want to be able to buy as many DVDs as I want
oh wait I can
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)

why not try the power of "Compromise works both ways, you relentless harridan"?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:20, Reply)

^This
Why would she want you to get rid of DVDs anyway?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Because they are all frankly disturbing brutal gay porn.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)

3/10
Points lost for inaccuracy. It's all entirely consensual.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Storage, an' that
She's not a film buff and therefore doesn't understand
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)

But even if she's not a film buff
She must understand by now that you are?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:30, Reply)

The more I talk about this
the more I think I'm being hard done by here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I'd say so

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

You are
You should march home tonight, show her this thread and say "Look, bitch! The internet says I can keep my DVDs!". She can't argue with that, surely?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I actually have an absolute fuckload of boyfriend points at the minute
so now might be the time to strike. I may take a few liberties with your wording, though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I don't think you should change a thing
It'll totally work. Do it!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

OK but I'm crediting you as author
She can be in Bradford in five hours
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Assuming you finish work at 6
That would mean she arrived in Bradford when I was at work. I keep things to help me out if I'm ever attacked behind the bar. She can bring it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

She's a pacifist
That up there is possibly the emptiest threat since the French told Germany in 1919 that if they ever tried invading them again they'd kick the fuck out of them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

You're right
I'd probably just laugh.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

She can be quite scary when she loses her temper
Hard to know what you could do to provoke such a reaction though.

Well, apart from THAT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Excuse me
I am much scarier when I lose my temper.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I really doubt that. I'm sure you are, but an angry Ms Foxtrot is not something I ever want to see again
More to the point, in THAT circumstance she'd be angry and you wouldn't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

OH
I didn't understand what you were talking about. Pervert.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Couldn't you have just assumed?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

point
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Hahaha
7/10. You're on scorching form today
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

it seems to me that she doesn't care about his interests
probably because it is a sham relationship.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:31, Reply)

In all fairness you don't really need four copies of flashdance

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)

This will amaze you
but I've never actually seen Flashdance. I've seen the infamous welding/dancing sequence and heard the songs. That's all you need, isn't it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

What about Footloose?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Ah
I, er, may have seen Footloose quite recently, on the way back from a Ballroom Dancing competition in Blackpool

and I am in no way looking forward to the remake. Nope. Not even a little bit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

*sigh*
Hitch
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Right then
5/10 not bad but below your usual standards. Bonus point for acknowledging with a sigh that such pasttimes represent no challenge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)

*sigh*
DVDs bumhole
Ms Foxtrot a stream of nameless homosexuals in my local park
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:14, Reply)

This is more like it
8/10. Imaginative and witty. Click.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Like tbg, clothes that don't fit. Depressing times.
Alt: it's large with a floral Kath Kidson pattern on it. The right size for a large cup of tea without being Starbucks-large-tea which is just ridiculous. Good for hot choc with marshmallows, too.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I've never understood why people ruin hot choclate with marshmallows

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I've never understood why people ruin their face with beards

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:22, Reply)

you haven't seen it without one

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:23, Reply)

That's because you've never shaved your face.
Maybe you should, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:24, Reply)

After the nightmare I had with my leg I don't think I'm advanced enough to attempt my face just yet

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Use a strimmer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Who owns a strimmer??

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:28, Reply)

WHAT THE FUCK IS A STRIMMER

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:29, Reply)

It's something you use to cut the edges of your lawn
they are quite small and have a semi circle bit at the bottom and normally have a piece of cord that spins round which chops the grass
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:32, Reply)

or hedges.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

It's a hedge-trimming device.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAAND

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Lady Jungle?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Not quite yet.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Because it's beautiful.
I like sweet stuff, though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:25, Reply)

It's why you like me

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

No, you're bitter.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

No I'm not :(

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I'm surprisingly content at the moment.
If a little residually terrified from seeing Black Swan last night. I screamed. Twice.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Is it good though? I wanted to see it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

It's excellent.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

It's a good film though, isn't it?
the bit where she's getting busy in her bedroom and turns round to see her mother there...I swear to god, everyone in the cinema recoiled in horror.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

The people of Clapham are a little different.
Everyone started laughing.

I hate anything to do with nails, so her hallucination at the ball is HORRIBLE. As is the one in the hospital near the end. -gibbers-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Which hallucination with nai-
oh. Yeah. That one. *shudders*
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)

It always feels like that's going to happen. And it HURTS

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Sorry, I just get carried away and forget the lube.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I've got about 100 pairs of shoes
A good 75 pairs of these I am unlikely to ever wear again. I would never throw them away though, I just couldn't bring myself to do it.

Alt: I don't have a special mug, but now I want one.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:16, Reply)

The spunk-filled bodies of deceased ladies of the night.
And their entrails.

Alt: A little shy of 6' tall, gay hair, daft piercings and is an anal telecommunications analyst from Norwich.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:26, Reply)

bodies of deceased ladies of the night condoms I find hanging out of my 'Paul Gadd' each morning
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)

"Paul Gadd" is the most tenous rhyming slang for arsehole I've ever heard.
I can see the path of it, but it's pretty far removed.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)

If his garden path is obscured
You should use a strimmer.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:43, Reply)

confusionlolz

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

It's only two stages:
Paul Gadd: Gary Glitter = shitter

The tradition slang for arse is much more convoluted: 'your aris'


Aris = Aristotle: bottle. Bottle and glass = arse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Libyan state TV just said 37 billion haluciogenic pills have been seized
have you got anything to do with this?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Who, sir, me, sir?
No sir.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

pretty much everything
books, videos, CDs, DVDs (especially boxsets of series I like), clothes & shoes that I will never wear, letters I received when I was at school & university...

Alt: I have a very large collection of mugs with my starsign on - about 60 so far, arranged on special shelves in the study.

My favourite mug to use is a cunting huge one with 'sports direct' on it. I like a nice big cup of tea, I do.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

We have some of those at work
I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to destroy the star sign ones under the witch craft act of 1689.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to fuck off and die
I've been collecting these since 1996, and I fucking love them. Everyone in my family is under strict instructions to buy me a Sagittarius mug if they see one on their travels. I have quite a few duplicates that don't go in the collection, and a lot of 'slight variations' that do.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

as long as you don't actually believe in that crap then that's all that is really important

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

in what way is that important?
I once had a personal birth chart done, and was told by family members that it was incredibly accurate. Even the bits I didn't like.

I don't believe the horoscopes in the paper can tell you the future, though.

I also use tarot cards, if you want to heap scorn on those too...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Well, I wouldn't call it heaping scorn
but they are demonstrably bollocks.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)

heh, this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

*CLICK*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I think the thing with tarot cards
is that when you use them, you are basically meditating. Whatever you think they're telling you is what your intuition was trying to tell you anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

So really, if you were a rational human being,
you could just have a bit of an old 'think' instead, and stop wasting your time with silly pieces of cardboard that do nothing?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Yes
However, most of us aren't rational beings, and sometimes the process can be interrupted by lots of things. Stress, unwillingness to face inevitable facts, distraction by shiny objects...

cf. male potency
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Actually he just doesn't love you any more. He's knobbing Happybara's missus on the sly.
Sorry to be the bearer and all that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

is it because my arse isn't musky enough?
or because it's too musky?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

It's a 'thigh thing', he tells me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Don't go applying tags like "rational human being"
to people who use tarot cards.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

You're a Sagittarius?
No wonder you're so lovely.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

It's true
I am lovely.

As are you, you big lump of womanhood, you.

*ensnuggles*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I have no less than 3 broken swivel chairs
I really should take all the stuff off them and go down the tip.

My favourite mug is a fetching hand-thrown one I got on holiday in Boscastle. Next favourite is one that says "Same Shit Different Day" on it in big letters.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I've thrown away a lot of stuff
because I don't have room for it. These days I am mostly hoarding plasterboard and wood.

Hard choice between favourite mugs. Probably the one with the picture of a load of wolves with lawnmowers pushing them over the Mona Lisa which the caption "Wolf Gang Mows Art"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Is that really a mug you own?
Because if so I want it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

www.facethemusic-newforest.co.uk/productcart/pc/viewPrd.asp?idproduct=1063&idcategory=10
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

that is precisely the mug to which I refer
the only drawback is that it is quite small, as mugs go
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

OMG WANT
but yes, it is way too small.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I'll bet that's by Simon Drew,
I have a 'Jimi hen drinks' coaster my mother gave me, by him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Hahaha I am right
calicoonlinestudio.co.uk/Wolfgang-Mows-Art-signed-print-by-Simon-Drew
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

you are indeed
I like his stuff. The old music room at my school had a load of pictures up, such as "Fridge Over Troubled Waters"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

He's from round your way is he not? Dartmouth?
My mother thinks he is great - some I like, others seem a little desperate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:06, Reply)

indeed.
I concur. Some are great, some slightly miss the mark for a variety of reasons
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Alt: He's about 6' tall with brown hair and brown eyes.
Also....a favorite cup? I'm not 7 years old.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Oh play the game, every one has
Mine is and Ugly mug that I've had for 17 years. It is made from clay and has a c-razy face on the side, good times
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Sorry! I don't have and never have had a favorite mug.
I do have a favorite spoon though.....seriously.
( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:56, Reply)

*sends BGB a comedy mug*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:58, Reply)

^ SMACKHEAD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

The only thing I shoot up is cheese.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

I have been nomming on St Agur and water biscuits since 9am
I shall be as fat as Al if I don't cease this endless cheesenomming, and sharpish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I doubt it
I had a sausage roll for breakfast yesterday and today I ate a snickers duo as a morning snack. I haven't exercised in god knows how long, so I'm probably about to reach critical fusion mass.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

No wonder there's so much tectonic disturbance in the world these days.
I can't believe you still haven't officially apologised for Haiti yet.

This, coupled with your tactless revelations about your wife's gazongas, is really making me question you these days. I used think you were one of the good guys, man...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I discovered a deli in the village down the road
that not only had a lot of lovely european cheeses, it also has Colston Bassett. When I can no longer get out of the door of my flat, I'm blaming you.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Don't worry! I'll post you some cheese if that happens!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)

That was of course my main concern
most kind, thankyou.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I am here to help.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)

shot glasses
I have a shit ton of them, in fact, I couldn't take a shot out of half of what I have because I'd probably die

alt: I don't have a favorite mug. I'm not a pansy.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

At usual work I have a large white mug with red spots and a large white mug with blue spots
I alternate them to stop myself getting bored.

At big work I have a very large green mug with small white striped because someone stole my large black mug with small white stripes. I was cross.

At home, thanks to a number of lovely people, including a b3tan, we have a matching set of Sophie Conran mugs which are really big for lots of tea.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I remember when you used to be cool

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

really?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

No.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I hope you lose at Stobart this weekend.
And I hope it makes you feel a bit of a failure and when you get home, and you're all alone, I hope you feel a bit cross with yourself for not trying harder and it puts a dampner on what should have been a really great weekend.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

TGB is better at Stobart than me
I've already come to terms with this.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:13, Reply)

And I kicked your arse at yellow car
so you lose all round, really.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

I kicked your arse at Stobart
My problem is I forget I'm playing these games.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I know you're getting on a bit
but should your short term memory really be that bad already? :P
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I'm flipping the bird at you right now

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Well, that's me told
I shall consider myself zinged.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)

whats with the dots and stripes?
are you a hipster or summat
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Steady on Kristine
Yeah it's all fun and banter calling him fat, or a cunt, but "hipster" is a bit too much doncha think? Let's keep it civil, yeah?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Quite
I'm all for not taking the internet too seriously, but really there is a limit.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)

hater

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Stuff mainly
I have lots and lots of stuff that I never, ever use. At least the shelves and shelves of books and dvds I have are functional and arguably useful. I'm not as bad as I used to be though: every time I've moved flat I've downsized from the one previous. All I need to do now is move in to a houseshare and I'll finally get rid of a load of stuff that I don't want to throw out but don't actually need.

I do not have a favourite mug because I don't really drink hot drinks. I do collect (read: steal) interesting pint glasses though.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

My friend had a "pint" glass which was in fact around 100ml-200ml larger than a standard pint galss
but it looked like a regular pint glass unless you stood them right next to each other.

So whenever one guy was bolting a pint of wine, my friend always made sure he used the "Big Pint" glass, but didn't tell him. And the guy could never work out why he was always last to finish.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Yeah, many cider manufacturers glasses
are a big larger so you can have ice in the glass but still have a pint. Bolting a bottle of wine sounds like a really fucking dumb idea though.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

No, a pint of wine
you don't have to finish the rest of the bottle off if you don't want to. But you normally find that you do.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

A pint is the vast majority of a bottle of wine
it still sounds bloody silly.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)

It's a fantastic way to start an evening.
Don't knock it until you've tried it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

It sounds more than a little bit 'rugby club' to me.
Do you also end your evenings all naked together in the bath, and whipping each others bottoms with wet towels in an 'ironic way'?

You do, don't you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)

YOUR SILENCE SPEAKS VOLUMES.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)

It would be the end of my evening, I think
I would throw up and/or pass out.
(berk, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)

It has taken me ages to get a small size picture of my favourite mug


I've had it for years, and the german means "Wake up in the morning with gold on your mind." or some such tosh.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I think it's more along the lines of
if you get up early you get all the money, or something.

It's literally 'morning hours have gold in their mouth'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Actually it's
'Jews often have gold in their mouths, so make sure you pull their teeth out with pliers before bunging them in the oven'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

monty in anti-semitism shocker
lols
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)

It's not me! It's a traditional German proverb.
Honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I have this mug
www.ebuyer.com/product/200908 it came free with my hard drive. The handle has detached from the bottom and will one day break when filled with scalding hot black coffee and burn my cock.
( Peej, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)