Assuming you finish work at 6
That would mean she arrived in Bradford when I was at work. I keep things to help me out if I'm ever attacked behind the bar. She can bring it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

She's a pacifist
That up there is possibly the emptiest threat since the French told Germany in 1919 that if they ever tried invading them again they'd kick the fuck out of them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

You're right
I'd probably just laugh.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

She can be quite scary when she loses her temper
Hard to know what you could do to provoke such a reaction though.

Well, apart from THAT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Excuse me
I am much scarier when I lose my temper.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I really doubt that. I'm sure you are, but an angry Ms Foxtrot is not something I ever want to see again
More to the point, in THAT circumstance she'd be angry and you wouldn't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:14, Reply)

OH
I didn't understand what you were talking about. Pervert.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Couldn't you have just assumed?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 3 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)