This might be the most
I've thought about snails for a few months.

I may not be too enthralled with work this afternoon.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Not slugs though

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Slugs
are just homeless snails. So I guess this makes you a heartless invertebrate classist...
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Tell you what then,
we'll make it a charity night to get shells for slugs.
But I'm not touching any slugs until they have been housed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:54, Reply)

There'd have to be a lot of
rooting around in the bins outside seafood restaurants. And we'd have to distract the staff with a song and dance routine too.

We need a lot of pritt sticks to glue the shells onto the slugs.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Or string.
They might like to take their shells off and party
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Only on slug
nudist beaches.

But there's always going to be one slug who puts in some ridiculously large speakers to be a mobile disco.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Licence revoked.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Far too judgemental

(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Some people are trying to sleep!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I don't think the Mushroom people
will be too bothered. They're blitzed anyway. It'll be like an outdoor trance party.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Oh that's it, they don't deserve my help.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:07, Reply)

*sucks teeth*
I'm shocked at your lack of empathy.

Snailist!
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:09, Reply)