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Oooh look! It is new thread o'clockWhat is your biggest vice?? What can you not help but do, even though you know you aren't supposed to
(Monty, please only answer once)
ALT Q:
What nice things do you do without any thanks?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:29,
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DF's thread involves football so is shitBooze, couldn't live with out it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:30,
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Stuff my face with foodand probably drink too much.
Alt: Just small things. I don't think thanks is important and it's usually awkward
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:31,
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I'm afraid that's my biggest vice.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:36,
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i have some hotel chocolat salted caramel puddles (think giant dime bar chocolate buttons, basically)and a diet coke. both are addictive. nice things: i give a lot of free legal advice and i am v generous with my cash. most people say thanks. there is the occasional cunty cunt.
i was going to ask a question about: be a b3tan for the day. who would you be and what would you make them do? i would love to be vipros and i would have that beard waxed right off, and i would love to be monty and dance around to "girls aloud" whilst eating a vegetarian curry.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:34,
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I'd be you and I'd sleep with meThe original me, not the new me, which is you. Obviously.
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So basically this would be the world's most complicated wank?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:36,
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It'll get even more complicated if he decides to use his unfavoured hand..(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:38,
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There is the issue of how exactly I (original) would derive pleasure from itwhereas the amount of pleasure the new me (Swipey) would endure is divisible only by itself
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you've obviously never tried it in the passenger seat of my SLK in very tight jeans (him, not me!)(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:38,
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if you're me for the day you can try it yourselfjust put the roof down first, i don't want my ceiling all splattered up.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:46,
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Without the ceiling to intercept its upward trajectoryit's just going to fall back down and ruin your upholstery
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it's leatherwipes clean. why do you think i chose it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:51,
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I would be Al. Because I could eat what I wanted and I wouldn't gain weight.Because I'm sure there comes a point where you CAN NOT put any more on, and I think he's reached it.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:39,
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Genuinely, my original thought was "Al, so I could know what it was like to be beautiful"but thought that was soppy. Fat Al it is.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:41,
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Bit like those last five pies you had at lunchtime.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:41,
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I'd be Monty for a dayand do his massive drugs with no consequences.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:41,
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I'd be Lusty and I'd spend the day cleaning my flat.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:49,
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Hahahaha!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:52,
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YOU THREADSTOMPING CUNTBUBBLEBooze. Definitely. That and extracurricular sex.
Alt: Dancing. Could take it or leave it if it didn't make Ms Foxtrot so happy. Certainly wouldn't invest this amount of time or money otherwise.
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Are you just admitting to cheating on your girlfriend on the internet?(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)
+ with a stream of anonymous homosexuals in a local park?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:39,
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Oh dear5/10. Repitition. And I'm taking a mark away from yesterday's comment as a result.
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I'm working on it becoming a meme.That's how it's done.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:44,
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Who the fuck are you, a Sun gossip columnist?Go back to wanking over BBC News and petitioning the work mods to lift the firewall ban on the Bravissimo website
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What is extracurricular sex if not cheating on your girlfriend?If that's what you meant it's not something you should talk about online.
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It was a JOKEIf I was actually having a sex affair would I really announce it in a public forum? And who the fuck, other than an MP, uses the phrase "extracurricular sex" with any seriousness? I'm going to cite this next time someone tries to tell me you're clever.
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i wouldn't worry about itwhen is anyone ever likely to tell you that ?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:45,
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I think Amberl did, onceand I have enormous respect for her intelligence and opinion
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I don't remember this :(and I have no intelligence.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:50,
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*shines torch into eyes*A likely story. Where's the intelligence? Hand it over!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:51,
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I swear I don't have it!All I have left is this *hands over the 3 or 4 braincells that survived the purge*
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:52,
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what, amberl told you that psychochomp was clever?i have my doubts on the veracity of this statement, i must say.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:53,
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Maybe she didn't say he was clever per semore than he had a degree in psychology or something, when I was asking about his username, and I chose to assume it was from a semi-decent University that requires a respectable level of academic achievement to attend. As opposed to Liverpool John Moores, as I believe is the case.
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be fair, now you're just being rudeafter all, he did manage a 2:2.
from reading.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:59,
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Please explain all your jokes using the "It's funny because..." template.Anyway it can be explained equally well by my low opinion of you rather than my intelligence.
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Some of us don't feel the need to explain our jokesbut then some of us aren't quite such a slack-jawed monobrowed mongoloid cunt as you are
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This has really got to you hasn't it?don't worry I'm not going to tell your girlfriend.
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You really get to meI realised today that the last time I had a pop I apologised the next day cos I felt bad, even though you've never done anything to warrant such courtesy. Certainly you've never apologised to me for some of the appalling things you've said. Just watch your mouth around me in future and we'll get along just fine.
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You apologised because you were acting like a twatand if you go and list those "appalling things" I've said to you, you'll realise that there are very few and you're over reacting again.
You'll also find that I've never threatend you with violence, which you've done to me about half a dozen times if I deliberatly misinterpret and take them out of context.
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You're the archive king, you know exactly what I meanI'm offering you the chance to either apologise or stay away from me
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Let me put this to you in your own terms"You apologised cos you were acting like a twat". Yes I was. So now it's your turn to apologise for the countless times you've acted like a twat towards me. I know I have a quick temper and am prone to overreact but you have to take responsibility for your actions in provoking me to do so.
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Apparently I've threatened Chompy with violence on several occasionshence my attempt to get him to do the decent thing without resorting to such fictitious measures
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I'm not going to apologise for the vague feeling that you've been wronged by me.Bring any examples and I'll consider it.
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*sigh*I believe the first thing you ever said to me was "fuck off new person, you're not funny, you're not witty, you're just creepy" or some such. When you were later reminded of this you said "I stand by that comment". Don't pretend you don't remember this.
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You are just an unbelievable cuntJust stay away from me in future. Especially if we ever should meet
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*sits down next to Crow and opens bag of Minstrels**proffers bag of Minstrels and helps self to Popcorn without waiting to be asked*
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Are those the chocolate Minstrels, or the sort Monty pays to entertain him?(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:40, Reply)
Actually, I guess the other sort are "chocolate" anywayFollowing the judicious application of boot polish
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That is not staying away from meLet me put this into simple language for you; FUCK OFF
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oh dear.someone needs a nap.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:41,
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I'm a fan of watching man-children bleat plaintively when they're getting picked on.(
Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:56,
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No offencebut that pretty much exactly describes you on /talk
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:59,
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look, he might be a simpleton, but he's not TOTALLY retarded you know.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:56,
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OMG STOP PICKING ON MEWAAAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAH SERIOUS INTERNET WAAAAAAH BOO HOO I'M SO DULL :-(
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Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:59,
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It was the green and yellow thingPerfectly innocent and serious question :-)
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Don't worry, he tried to 'prove' I'd cheated on my bfin a snogging incident that occurred before we were going out.
He doesn't get much excitement and he likes a good scoop.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:48,
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b3ta's that little bit worse now search is broken and I can't find my "greatest hits"(, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)
I was wondering about thatBut I assumed you added to your file on each person at the end of each day anyway?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:52,
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To be fair, I don't think a week has gone by when I haven't tried to split up you and your feonsay.I'm trying to do it so he's the one upset about you two splitting up, rather than him, that way I won't feel any guilt. but I guess I could try Chompy's way around, chompy said upset women are more vulnrable to affection so maybe I've been going about this all wrong.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:08,
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Alt: I'm really nice to people on the internet, and I never mock anyone.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:38,
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Why not throw in some Bowie for good measure?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:40,
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I like veggie curry, and I'd rather listen to Girls Aloud than Iron fucking Maiden.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:40,
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Compulsivenessin many things I start doing, I can't just do it a bit and then leave it, I'm obsessed with it until it's done and then I can totally forget about.
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is this why you are still soooo obsessed with mebecause you haven't done me yet?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:43,
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Quite possiblyif you actually just sent me a photo of your tits I would rapidly lose interest and stop talking to you.
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Fooooooood.Just scarfing down a massive sandwich because I was hit by a craving for one on the way home. Nom nom nom.
Alt: I don't know- I don't really care if I get thanked or not, unless it's something massive.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:40,
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PfftMassive arsehole, more like.
Oh wait, that too.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:42,
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I thought you were refering to your MASSIVE DICK(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:47,
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He's thinking along the linesthat if he fills you it must be massive
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:48,
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Confusion reignsis this some sort of hip-hop reference?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:51,
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+throwing a +down the(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:53,
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No, it's a rather crude phrase from my schooldays'it'd be like chucking a chip up the M1' when speculating about coitus with a 'popular' girl....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:54,
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Isn't there a similar phrase about trying to find 'A woodbine in the Albert Hall'?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:57,
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Opening the window and fucking the night.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:58,
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and together you are the North London massive(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:43,
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NORTH London?!?!?!!?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:48,
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sorry dearLondon seemed too general
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:49,
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Her? It? ____that___ ? Norf ov da riva? don' thin' so ma'e, bare jokes tho(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:00,
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Clearly I did not do that good of a job on the Camberwell-quickie tour.:(
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haha!You did a fine job. My geography is just a bit patchy
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:02,
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I'd be Al, and I'd go on an intensive 'basic English' course.Do the boy a favour, you know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:43,
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I leave things to the last minute.Alt: If I find snails where they might get trod on, I move them to a safer spot.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:43,
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My sister does this tooand she sings to them whilst doing it. The other night she spent 30 mins trying to catch a frog that was stuck on a roundabout.
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YeahUsually along the lines of: "Hello Mr. Snail, what you doing here" then breaking into song.
Oddity
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Whereas I'm totally normalbecause I admonish them with a gentle "now stay over there or you'll get squashed."
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:07,
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This should be some sort of Musical comedyThe Snail Whisperers, or something
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With only me and your sister to write, direct, perform, and watch!(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:22,
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NahI've got another 2 sisters. They'd want to be involved on the understanding that there'd be bunny rabbits and frocks.
Its a start of a chorus. Ha. The Snail Chorus.
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This might be the mostI've thought about snails for a few months.
I may not be too enthralled with work this afternoon.
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Slugsare just homeless snails. So I guess this makes you a heartless invertebrate classist...
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Tell you what then,we'll make it a charity night to get shells for slugs.
But I'm not touching any slugs until they have been housed.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:54,
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There'd have to be a lot of rooting around in the bins outside seafood restaurants. And we'd have to distract the staff with a song and dance routine too.
We need a lot of pritt sticks to glue the shells onto the slugs.
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Or string.They might like to take their shells off and party
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:58,
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Only on slug nudist beaches.
But there's always going to be one slug who puts in some ridiculously large speakers to be a mobile disco.
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I don't think the Mushroom peoplewill be too bothered. They're blitzed anyway. It'll be like an outdoor trance party.
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I'd be Montyand I'd buy a copy of this to help him with his money troubles.
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Don't quite understand this.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:54,
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Al was trying to taunt me earlier by calling me Psychochompafter all my posts. Unfortunately the witless fatty misspelled it each time. The irony of this was particularly sharp when he did this in reply to my commenting that he gets annoyed when I point out his terrible grasp of primary school level English.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:56,
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He really is a terrible belmet isn't he?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:57,
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i love the word "witless"my dad once looked at some photos of us all out one evening and said about my brother's friend, who has a penchant for hot but dumb girls: "why is he always attached to some winsome halfwit?"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:02,
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nothingit's just another phrase i really like.
i'm a GIRL, al. there won't be any logical connections.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:09,
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"I like the word witless""lalalala ooo handbag dodedodedo those shoes are pretty ladeladedah, oh hey, halfwit is a bit like witless I have a funny story!"
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Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:12,
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whilst you were writing that, i just scored my client £500,000and scored my firm £50,000
and scored myself lunch at the ritz with the client
THAT's how vacuous and braindead i am, old buddy old pal!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:18,
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Oh man, we could totally have our own Darth vs Chomp fightOnly between you and me, there'd be something worth watching for the spectators.
In that spirit, at least I can program at least 50% of my clocks to show the same time.
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Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:22,
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mine are long-since fixed, and the central heatingi had a REAL MAN around the place at long last.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:52,
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I would sort out ALL of his troubleswith this this
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:55,
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I can imagine the episode already "Why all my problems are entirely of my own making" by Mr M. Boyce
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to be fair,his Scottish genes told him that Buckfast and crisp packets were decent methods of contraception.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:05,
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Better those than the slave-skin ones you nick round your way.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:07,
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Evidently not, Mont.And there is a rumour that the unusual lampshade in the house on Falkner Street was human skin.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:10,
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Apparently the tales of human skin lampshades in the concentration camps in WWII are supported by no evidence whatsoever. I know this because my brother and I tried to buy one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:16,
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Better that than a 'spare tyre'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:09,
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I keep inviting internet weirdos into my homeand feeding them copious amounts of Greek food and wine. Well, the missus mostly handles the food bit, although I do help. Today, for instance, I got some pans out of the cupboard.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 14:55,
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Smoking.Double vice guilt because I'm now at the stage where I don't enjoy every one like I used to and can't really afford it.
Also having sex with "crap men".
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Plus I'm saying you had sex with your flatmatewho we both agree is a smoking hotty.
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Hells yeah.She won't see this just yet htough, she's nipped out to buy fags. b3ta has ruined her.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:08,
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careful, alyou'll be saying loudly, "ahem. it IS amazing that she's still single" in a minute.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:09,
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Well, since she's a student it's not that amazingshe clearly just likes to play the field. She's young, she can do that without worrying that she's going to die alone and get eaten by cats.
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All these bloody young ones :((
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:14,
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You're still young.Well, youngish. And if you could just rid yourself of the extremist right wing views I'm sure you'd find yourself a wonderful chap.
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Only you would think they're extreme :((
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:17,
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They're really not :(I'm a Conservative. That doesn't make me some sort of far right extremist
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:24,
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Yeah Amberl,what you want to do is listen to NICK CLEGG AND HIS CRONIES. They offer a credible 'third way' and he's really good in a debate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:24,
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Yeah, says you.Spare a thought for those of us teetering on zimmerframe territory
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Kroney, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:16,
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Pfft.All you bloody young ones. (although I admit in worldly cynicism and misanthropy you are about 87)
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Hahamaybe this is why I can't date anyone. I am not full of the joys of spring and life
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:18,
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I maintain that the reason men don't ask you on datesis because they are terrified of your enormous intellect and intimidated by your similarly-sized bosom. You're too awesome for them, clearly, and so they never ask.
Perhaps you just need to find someone as equally misanthropic? Monty is taken though.
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you missed the pointbut it was not a point that was worth repeating.
i don't think anyone worries about dying alone, do they? mmm. peace and quiet. and no being nudged in the back by a selfish erection every morning...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:17,
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And if you think about it, in reality everyone dies alone. Even if they take others with them at the point of death.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:21,
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Oh, bugger..... =/Oh wait, are we talking about vices or giving up vices? The awnser for this will probably determin my mood for the rest of the day, at least up 'till I get home and order a boatload of japanese food.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:19,
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Alcohol, and cheating on girlfriends for meAlt: Look after friends, give them a place to stay when needed, etc.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:03,
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Let them help themselves to your bank account....(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:05,
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Chocolate - any chocolate at all, as long as it's not that cheap and nasty stuffand being lazy. I do loads of things without thanks, but it only really annoys me when I've gone directly out of my way to help someone and they don't acknowledge it. That really pisses me off.
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BoozeAlt. Every Friday I do al the washing up in the staff room and clean up all the shit. I did this once and the following Monday load of people were commenting how lovely it was that the place was tidy and how kind the person that did it was. I thought it might inspire them to keep it that way but nooooo every Friday the phantom cleaner tidies the place up after lunch. Frankly I'd rather do it than watch the e.coli grow in the sink again.
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Peej, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 15:41,
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I'd be Chompy so I could do some surprise sexing and not feel guilty.Alt: Nothing I'm a selfish cunt.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 16:10,
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