Permission to go a bit ska, Cap'n?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4BFlYO3QVA
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Right back at ya!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJfCJVH0jOM
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:06, Reply)

No, Jeff, just no.
You errant bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:10, Reply)

On the basis that all benders are errant, what are you trying to say?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:13, Reply)

That you are the queen of the bendists.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:13, Reply)

I read that as Queen of the bed-sits.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:14, Reply)

You do all your bumming in bedsits.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:21, Reply)

You can be cured.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)

Bob, can you make that bigger? You septic tool.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)

yeah I could but can't be arsed, I'm gonna go to bed.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:31, Reply)

I hope someone breaks into your room and fills you ass with cock whilst you sleep.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:32, Reply)

maybe you can't be cured.
do you want Darth's number?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:34, Reply)

I hope that a week before you graduate Jonathan King names you.
And you get put on 'The Register'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:38, Reply)

Loved it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9fxkB7HhH8
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:11, Reply)

I do like my Ska.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=49FbSq_JNeQ
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:14, Reply)

Me too!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOka58PEm-0
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:17, Reply)

What do you think of these folk?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmu6i3ky40o

(Less Ska, more guitar led)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:20, Reply)

Ah, you can't really go wrong with MxPx
Try these on for size:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcJWEqTie38
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)

If you fancy something a bit slower.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxGx5gybf8k
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:28, Reply)

oooh, I really like that
but I've never even heard of them before.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:36, Reply)

Evening berk!
How the devil are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:37, Reply)

knackered but not sleepy
as per bloody usual. I also got hilariously lost in tewkesbury this evening. How's my favourite drunkard?
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:42, Reply)

I'm good.
What brings you this far south?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:48, Reply)

visiting a friend
she's having hilariously unsubtle sex right now. I don't know whether to be amused or grumpy.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:54, Reply)

Have a wank.
And join the party.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:56, Reply)

Wow
you've managed to reach a whole new level of wrong and weird. Well done.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:01, Reply)

Sorry.
I started a new thread.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:02, Reply)

I like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyXGblps64M
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:37, Reply)

I like The Slits
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wtwi8BN9Cho

Do you like The Cortinas?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:40, Reply)

I love the Slits
I heard it through the grapevine is tremendous.

I have it on vinyl.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:41, Reply)

They're OK
How about this slice of awesome?: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue5jyj_nosc
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:47, Reply)

Had better.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:48, Reply)

That was for Jeff, not for you.
Stop being so greedy.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:49, Reply)

This is all move far too far to the right.
Fancy starting a new punky/ska thread?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:51, Reply)

Ooh, go on then.
You do it though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:54, Reply)

Alright. I will.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:56, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wtwi8BN9Cho
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:49, Reply)

Oh fuck no.
Ska is 97% shite.

I love this band.

Chicks dig guys that like them. All round win.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GysJ4bKIhho
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:08, Reply)

Apparently I'm not a chick then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIWRYwCGEF4
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:15, Reply)

so you don't dig me?
shot down.

I am tearful.

what about this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7B5KwXHFtw
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:20, Reply)

I dig you
I just don't dig that song too much :(

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch4vpSVhZBU

EDIT: By that, I meant the first song. Mystikal is AWESOME.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)

I am a tremendous music geek. Primal Scream are one of my favourite bands.
This came out as a single in 1997, was only available for a week, was deliberately too long to qualify for the charts and was limited edition.

I have the 12" and the CD. I love it to bits.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJMR7-6oMdY
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:27, Reply)

what, so you didn't like Cowboy Junkies but shook your ass?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:27, Reply)

That's precisely it.
Oh MAN. You just reminded me I'm missing seeing Primal Scream with The Pub Husband. Sad times.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:30, Reply)

This is one of my favourite tracks by them, a B side to Some Velvet Morning
They will never play it live, you will never hear it again.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2AYQwE98_g
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:31, Reply)

By the way:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8YphOPYXgk
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:31, Reply)

I have the vinyl.
I love Slyde & Finger Lickin' Records.

Plump DJs were pretty much who got me into breakbeat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:33, Reply)

Observe:
This tune is nearly 10 years old now, but drop it at the right time and it does the fucking trick. When that bass drops people go fucking mental.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQMlZ7CFlag
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:35, Reply)

That is pretty fucking special, right there.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:43, Reply)

what Big Groovy Fucker?
EDIT

And if you liked that, wait for the fucking drop on this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2wOP4iuLxg

The bit when the submarine bass comes in is IMMENSE

And the clicks and bleeps scattered through it are great when you are fucked on pills.

Again, I have the vinyl. Breakbeat classic, right here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:44, Reply)

Yeah :)

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:47, Reply)

You'll fucking love Funny Break then.
I am available to DJ this kind of stuff at any time.

Just pay me in beer and/ or MDs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:49, Reply)

Don't I get spousal discount?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:53, Reply)

Explain 'spousal discount'?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxcwxjToGcw&playnext=1&list=PLFF801C82560C2867
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:55, Reply)

Simple really
You DJ for free.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:56, Reply)