alright

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:12, 183 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alrite BraynDedd
Shits goin off here tonight
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Are cunts going to have their shit fucked up?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Fuckin hope so
WHOOP WHOOP
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:48, Reply)

= the noise that the polis make

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Alright B'dawg, how's it hanging?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 21:45, Reply)

it's not easy being the illest cat on the B3ta boards.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)

oh dear. are you poorly
poor thing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:40, Reply)

no you tremendous wackmeister

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:44, Reply)

I am fucking hilarious

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:48, Reply)

No you fucking aren't.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:55, Reply)

oh:(
fuck you then
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:02, Reply)

have you got the mange :( ?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 22:58, Reply)

street mange
but my fur goes grey rather than missing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:08, Reply)

cat AIDS

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:08, Reply)

still the thing that has my sister most upset
I once texted 'I have Cat Aids' on her phone to a friend of hers and she wouldn't speak to me for a few days
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:10, Reply)

Oh dear
I thought better of you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:11, Reply)

if it was someone she fancied you're evil
s'funny though.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:13, Reply)

Amberl categorically does NOT fancy me.
I suspect she thinks I am a bellend.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:15, Reply)

I don't fancy you
but that doesn't mean you're a bellend
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Correlation =/= causation.
You do suspect me of bellendery, right?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:22, Reply)

nah you're alright
apart from your taste in hiphop obviously
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:25, Reply)

I have impeccable taste in hip hop and electronica.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:27, Reply)

nah it was just a friend
who texted back simply 'lol' so at least they saw the funny side
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Hey you, when's the nuptials?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:26, Reply)

whenever you're ready baby

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:32, Reply)

Meet you in Vegas in 3 hours.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Already there

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:36, Reply)

But I still have to do my hair!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:39, Reply)

Don't matter babes
You're a stunner whatever the weather.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:44, Reply)

The weather's not my concern
I've got pigtails in and look like a bit of a twat.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:51, Reply)

Pigtails are cute.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:53, Reply)

Not tonight they ain't
i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy155/belladonnaanodyne/2011-03-04235931.jpg
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:58, Reply)

yes they are.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:59, Reply)

I refuse to marry anyone who think's I'm 'cute'.
I'd only disappoint them horribly.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:01, Reply)

I am devastated.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:20, Reply)

I'm saving you from further disappointment in the future
Or you could just stop saying I'm cute.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:25, Reply)

Word!
How you hangin' good people of OT?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)

alright Jeff
drunk?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:19, Reply)

Not spannered.
I know I've had a drink though, I've got a can of Natch on the go now - and several more in the fridge, should I fancy drinking them.

The pub was weird this evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:22, Reply)

was there a dwarf sitting on the bar talking backwards?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:25, Reply)

No, the pub was full of 'youth' who were all drinking soft-drinks.
Chatting to one of the youngsters, they were all on their way to Weston-Super-Mare in their jazzed up cars for some Friday night drive. Apparently they always meet in 'strange' pubs to avoid problems from 'the Feds' (his words).

These modified cars make a lot of noise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:29, Reply)

'the Feds' hahaha what a nob
did you ask him what made that pub strange?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Jeff was there, nuff said.
Zing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:39, Reply)

sho nuff

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:41, Reply)

That isn't strictly true Sickboy.
The pub has a carpark and isn't the sort of pub used by 'youth'!

But the lad in question did reference 'the Feds' (his mate was saying something about 'da Babylon' - they were all white lads, all about 20 years old and none of them had girls with them).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:42, Reply)

I shared a house with some guys who did this kind of thing with cars
putting insane body kits on Mondeos and such like. The kind of stuff you'd see in Max Power magazine. I think they mostly did it to get girls and it was astonishingly successful.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Maybe they were having a 'lads night out'
But they all had acne and reeked of cheap aftershave, so I'm guessing that they'd met the limit of their nights ambition, bar doing hand-brake turns in a large car-park somewhere.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:04, Reply)

I've got a mug of hot milk
just because I was so bored. I really need to sort my life out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:20, Reply)

Are you okay Crunchy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:23, Reply)

booooooooooooooooored

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:27, Reply)

How did you get on e-mailing the fella from the dating site?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:30, Reply)

I just got a message from him as it happens
I dunno, though,I suspect he's not that interested and it's not going to go anywhere
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:31, Reply)

Nothing ventured, nothing gained and all that.
What are his hobbies and interests?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:33, Reply)

he's a science nerd
who likes some similar music to me and is a gamer (but it's GW crap)

Perhaps I should start messaging some other guys, too. You know, one of them's got to be blind/desperate/bored enough to be interested
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:36, Reply)

What is 'GW crap?'
Maybe, rather than going after a type, you should just be yourself and see who writes to you, rather than you writing to them?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:38, Reply)

GW = games workshop
I tend to only get messages from guys in north africa. Or people I don't really want to talk to (usually they seem dull in their profile, or I'm shallow and they're not cute)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:41, Reply)

Gaddafi all up in your inbox

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:43, Reply)

he's one hot crazy dude

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:44, Reply)

Think of the tracksuits he'd be able to provide you with.
'Ee is da fashion master!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:45, Reply)

he's got a stupendous wardrobe and a nifty golf cart
that's bringing a lot to the table in any relationship.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:46, Reply)

I've never stepped foot in a Games Workshop.
Would North Africa be that bad? Think of the holiday and camel owning potential.

I think you should be less picky (about the people), as some people can't write. Look at me, I'm actually more dull in real life than I am here.

*Nods wisely*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:45, Reply)

but some of them use 'lol'
i really can't get down with that shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:46, Reply)

Be resonable Crunchy.
Yes, there are lots of words that could be used, but IF and it's only an if, they are concerned that the person they are writing to are a bit 'simple', they might feel the need to explain what they're saying, rather than hoping you can read between the lines.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:50, Reply)

are you calling me thick?
lol
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:51, Reply)

AICMFP
No, you know what I mean, the chances are, in real life, you'd know they were joking (if indeed what they're saying is funny).

I just think you should give them a break in the initial exchanges, just so you can identify when and where they're joking, so you can establish common ground.

Or is that unresonable?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:55, Reply)

nah, it's the one's who use it all the time that are a problem
to be fair, it's not like there are many, I'm not exactly fending them off with a shitty stick
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:58, Reply)

Do you mention LARPing in your profile?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:02, Reply)

nope

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:03, Reply)

What do you mention?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:05, Reply)

That I like making stuff, I play instruments
read sci fi and teach photography.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:07, Reply)

Lose the Sci-fi stuff!
And my 'experience' of drinking with teachers.... Most of them try and talk to their mates like the talk to their students.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:11, Reply)

so your recommendation
is to pretend to be someone else?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:13, Reply)

No.
I'm saying let them come to you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:16, Reply)

Hello good people. Anyone fancy a bit of late night Youtube disco action?
I'll start you off:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C17yfGyJjM
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:28, Reply)

I'll be up for a bit of a disco in a bit Bella.
How are you this evening? Did you get your new cat?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:31, Reply)

I'm alright
In a bit of a funny mood to be honest. Meh, anyways.

Yeah, I got TWO cats. Since then I have very successfully morphed into a crazy cat lady. It's nice. How are you tonight m'dear?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:34, Reply)

I'm slightly squiffy as I've been to the pub
But I'm good all the same.

What sort of 'funny' mood are you in? Funny 'ha-ha' or funny 'meh'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Not too grand
Definitely more on the 'meh' side for the past few days, it all came to a bit of a head earlier tonight. But then I went to the pub, had a pint and saw The Pub Husband, and I feel a bit better.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:38, Reply)

Who is your pub husband
And why do you think you feel a bit 'meh'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:39, Reply)

My Pub Husband
Is my friend/ex-landlord. We just love the same (incredibly geeky) things, and everyone says that we'd make the perfect couple. However, he is in his mid-40's, married and not hot. So we aren't.

I'm feeling meh for a variety of reasons. Firstly because I've had to make a lot of life changes this week for my own good, which is the *big* thing. Specifically tonight, I decided to file away five years of work that I had loose in storage boxes, and apparently there's something about being surrounded by five years worth of education that you've pissed up the wall that makes you depressed. Who knew?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:48, Reply)

Out of sight. Out of mind.
If you've got the bit of paper that say 'I did that' what is the issue?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:51, Reply)

Because I'M A FUCKING BARMAID.
I'd say that's the main source of ire at the moment.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:54, Reply)

Are you a GOOD barmaid though?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Of course I am
Been doing it 4 1/2 years. I can run that damn pub blindfolded. But really, it's not good.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:06, Reply)

Are there no job opportunities near you?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:07, Reply)

Is law still the preferred route, career wise?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:07, Reply)

To respond to you both
The 'plan' was to join the CPS when I graduated, and the month I graduated they announced that they weren't taking anyone on for at least two years because of government cuts. Now I have no clue what I want to do, just that I don't want to get an office job just for the sake of having one.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:13, Reply)

But would a 9-5 give you that chance to study/write further?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:15, Reply)

I couldn't afford to study more.
I'm reticent about getting a 9-5 because a) my sleep and other things aren't brilliant at the moment and b) if I had a secure job, I'd probably just end up keeping it and never taking the leap of doing something I really wanted to (whatever that may be).
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:19, Reply)

Surely your options would still be open if you went 9-5
As you've got the bar-skills to call upon if you decide to step off the ladder?

Why not have a look at something slightly different, you strike be as being a bit bohemian.

How would the 3rd sector suit?

jobs.thirdsector.co.uk/jobs/?CMP=KNC-GOOGLE&gclid=CMvm-KmVtqcCFUdP4QodDluEAA
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)

I dunno
I'm looking for a career, rather than a job - if that makes sense?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:33, Reply)

But you can have a career within the third sector.
These organisations are smaller than most corporates and if you've got qualifications that might be relevant to the work they're doing, they'd be looking at calling on the skills of staff far more than those companies who can 'buy in' resources at the drop of a hat.

If you want to use your qualifications, and be able to show this on your C.V, then there are worse route you could follow.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:36, Reply)

Alright Bella
I've found myself a husband en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Poulter *

*Yes, I am joking
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:43, Reply)

s'OK Amber
I got mine here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Jarvis
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:51, Reply)

Hmm recently widowed.

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:56, Reply)

Exactly, ditch the kids and we're good to go!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:58, Reply)

Actually I feel a tiny bit creepy now
chances are good I'll meet him at some point, and just end up thinking 'without your knowledge you're my internet husband'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:12, Reply)

Not the best of days then, Amberl?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:52, Reply)

He seems alright
how're you Jeff?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:55, Reply)

Wow, how bad does it feel for Jeff of all people to blank you...

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:19, Reply)

I dunno what I've done wrong LiC :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:21, Reply)

WTF is that?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:34, Reply)

Crazy genius, that's what it is.
Did not Jesus say "Let you with Youtube links cast the first stone"?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:39, Reply)

aight Bella
You want some street shit, some electronics or some instrument-based music?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:45, Reply)

I don't care
Hit me with what you've got.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:48, Reply)

part one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm-AC8GkSPA
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:50, Reply)

Nice, I like it
Bit slow for a Friday though:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crss3GldyW4
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Fri 4 Mar 2011, 23:59, Reply)

Ah. Qemists.
In that case, if I may be so bold, this is old, but when it came out I nearly had it superglued to my technics. Aesop Rock is a fantastic emcee as well, listen to his flow:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6dxYka2tRk
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:01, Reply)

Permission to go a bit ska, Cap'n?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4BFlYO3QVA
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:05, Reply)

Right back at ya!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJfCJVH0jOM
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:06, Reply)

No, Jeff, just no.
You errant bender.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:10, Reply)

On the basis that all benders are errant, what are you trying to say?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:13, Reply)

That you are the queen of the bendists.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:13, Reply)

I read that as Queen of the bed-sits.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:14, Reply)

You do all your bumming in bedsits.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:21, Reply)

You can be cured.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)

Bob, can you make that bigger? You septic tool.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)

yeah I could but can't be arsed, I'm gonna go to bed.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:31, Reply)

I hope someone breaks into your room and fills you ass with cock whilst you sleep.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:32, Reply)

maybe you can't be cured.
do you want Darth's number?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:34, Reply)

I hope that a week before you graduate Jonathan King names you.
And you get put on 'The Register'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:38, Reply)

Loved it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9fxkB7HhH8
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:11, Reply)

I do like my Ska.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=49FbSq_JNeQ
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:14, Reply)

Me too!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOka58PEm-0
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:17, Reply)

What do you think of these folk?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmu6i3ky40o

(Less Ska, more guitar led)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:20, Reply)

Ah, you can't really go wrong with MxPx
Try these on for size:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcJWEqTie38
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)

If you fancy something a bit slower.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxGx5gybf8k
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:28, Reply)

oooh, I really like that
but I've never even heard of them before.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:36, Reply)

Evening berk!
How the devil are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:37, Reply)

knackered but not sleepy
as per bloody usual. I also got hilariously lost in tewkesbury this evening. How's my favourite drunkard?
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:42, Reply)

I'm good.
What brings you this far south?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:48, Reply)

visiting a friend
she's having hilariously unsubtle sex right now. I don't know whether to be amused or grumpy.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:54, Reply)

Have a wank.
And join the party.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:56, Reply)

Wow
you've managed to reach a whole new level of wrong and weird. Well done.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:01, Reply)

Sorry.
I started a new thread.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:02, Reply)

I like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyXGblps64M
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:37, Reply)

I like The Slits
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wtwi8BN9Cho

Do you like The Cortinas?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:40, Reply)

I love the Slits
I heard it through the grapevine is tremendous.

I have it on vinyl.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:41, Reply)

They're OK
How about this slice of awesome?: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue5jyj_nosc
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:47, Reply)

Had better.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:48, Reply)

That was for Jeff, not for you.
Stop being so greedy.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:49, Reply)

This is all move far too far to the right.
Fancy starting a new punky/ska thread?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:51, Reply)

Ooh, go on then.
You do it though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:54, Reply)

Alright. I will.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:56, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wtwi8BN9Cho
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:49, Reply)

Oh fuck no.
Ska is 97% shite.

I love this band.

Chicks dig guys that like them. All round win.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GysJ4bKIhho
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:08, Reply)

Apparently I'm not a chick then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIWRYwCGEF4
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:15, Reply)

so you don't dig me?
shot down.

I am tearful.

what about this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7B5KwXHFtw
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:20, Reply)

I dig you
I just don't dig that song too much :(

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch4vpSVhZBU

EDIT: By that, I meant the first song. Mystikal is AWESOME.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)

I am a tremendous music geek. Primal Scream are one of my favourite bands.
This came out as a single in 1997, was only available for a week, was deliberately too long to qualify for the charts and was limited edition.

I have the 12" and the CD. I love it to bits.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJMR7-6oMdY
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:27, Reply)

what, so you didn't like Cowboy Junkies but shook your ass?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:27, Reply)

That's precisely it.
Oh MAN. You just reminded me I'm missing seeing Primal Scream with The Pub Husband. Sad times.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:30, Reply)

This is one of my favourite tracks by them, a B side to Some Velvet Morning
They will never play it live, you will never hear it again.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2AYQwE98_g
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:31, Reply)

By the way:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8YphOPYXgk
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:31, Reply)

I have the vinyl.
I love Slyde & Finger Lickin' Records.

Plump DJs were pretty much who got me into breakbeat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:33, Reply)

Observe:
This tune is nearly 10 years old now, but drop it at the right time and it does the fucking trick. When that bass drops people go fucking mental.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQMlZ7CFlag
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:35, Reply)

That is pretty fucking special, right there.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:43, Reply)

what Big Groovy Fucker?
EDIT

And if you liked that, wait for the fucking drop on this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2wOP4iuLxg

The bit when the submarine bass comes in is IMMENSE

And the clicks and bleeps scattered through it are great when you are fucked on pills.

Again, I have the vinyl. Breakbeat classic, right here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:44, Reply)

Yeah :)

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:47, Reply)

You'll fucking love Funny Break then.
I am available to DJ this kind of stuff at any time.

Just pay me in beer and/ or MDs.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:49, Reply)

Don't I get spousal discount?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:53, Reply)

Explain 'spousal discount'?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxcwxjToGcw&playnext=1&list=PLFF801C82560C2867
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:55, Reply)

Simple really
You DJ for free.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:56, Reply)

The only Talib Kweli I like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVtpXvzzXiA
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:21, Reply)

I love Talib and that whole Black Star thing he did with Mos Def
This is probably my favourite Mos Def track, right here, production by DJ Premier, with a signature chorus made entirely of samples:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5vw4ajnWGA
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:23, Reply)

I suspect the reason I like this one
is the gospel backing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:25, Reply)

It's intelligent, conscious hip hop
and is produced by primo, always a good thing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:26, Reply)

I should pay more attention to producers
it has a disproportionate effect with this kind of stuff.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:28, Reply)

What about I just move the replies over here instead,
I refuse to DJ for free, you gaz me the terms & conditions available, and I leave these here?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLSZRSJj0go

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLpjeylPC9M

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXEdo81Ii5w&feature=related
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 0:58, Reply)

Damn
Why refuse?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:03, Reply)

You get what you pay for baby.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:04, Reply)

And marrying you isn't payment enough?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:07, Reply)

See above.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:08, Reply)

Oh, sadface.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:11, Reply)

are there Ts & Cs or is it just I DJ for free and you get the time of your life for free?
TOTALLY UNFAIR.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:12, Reply)

Time of my life how exactly?
I think this contract has to be more specific.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:18, Reply)

music and my handsome presence.
Are you flirting with me?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:19, Reply)

No, just trying to work out the technicalities of the contract.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:27, Reply)

Offer and acceptance.
So make me an offer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:28, Reply)

Hanging around with me and my sparkling wit and personality
I'll throw in the rants about politics for free.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:31, Reply)

I can out-politics you.
And I am very good looking.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:31, Reply)

I would doubt the first claim
And haven't got a bloody clue about the second.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:37, Reply)

I am 100% correct on both points.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 1:40, Reply)