Right.
a) I'm under instruction to arrange the 'catering' for several invitees
b) It won't cost me a penny

...unlike the drinking which will cost me a small fortune, but alcohol's OK (despite being considerably more expensive as well as much more unhealthy), right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

No, alcohol's a bastard and all

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

In a sensible world I'd say I coul

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)

i hate thisd

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

laptop

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

in a sensible world i'd stay in altogether
and be a shit boyfriend, but I don't want to be that person.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Shurrup mizgob,
I hope you got her a clown with moving limbs from Lizzie Duke. Girls love those.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)

*takes notes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)

ANd if you've not got time to personalise
get her a pendant saying No.1Nan
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I was going to customise a 'dad' ring with tippex.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

And those pens you use when you pirate a CD

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)

My laptop keeps thinking I've got my finger held down on 'return' but I haven't.
(I mean 'enter' because return would mean I was from the 70s, right...)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Occasionally this one decides that Shift means I want to do some fucking weird shit
where everything highlights and nothing behaves properly - and it consistently jumps between lines with the cursor. fucking 'acer empowering technology' my arsehole.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Mine's Acer and all
and I know one day i'll wake up and it will be dead.
Sometimes an alarm goes off like I've stolen it.
¬_¬
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)

they should be called 'scheisse' instead

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Fucking right.
Seriously, when they're not broken they're just being cunty.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)