Nothing at the moment. I've been feeling really rough all day.
What area of fuck-wittery did the person you barred from the pub excel in?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

He's an absolute fucking cunt.
He pisses off anyone he speaks to, especially me. When I got to work at 2.30, the lass I took over from told me he'd been shitfaced since he came in at lunch time. At 4, I said I wouldn't serve him any more - everyone was sick to the back teeth of him. He refused to leave and kept on going on and on with his incessant fuckwittage until I had to bar him.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Oooh, the 'absolute fucking cunt' division.
That is quite a specialist branch of fuck-wittery and it sounds like a barring was well in order!

How long will he be barred for?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:55, Reply)

I'd hope forever
But it will probably be a month. I'm so fucking fuming right now, some twat of a customer is slagging me off for it on Facebook, knowing I can fucking see it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Bar them as well for
Facebook-Fuck-Wittery!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Tempting.
This is the same guy who joined Twitter and only followed me, just so he could say things like "Oh, tweeted 76 times today, have we?" - completely disregarding the fact that I fucking speak to people on there, of course I did. Because that's not creepy.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:08, Reply)