What are you doing this evening?
Come on. Share your exciting Saturday night plans.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:20, 59 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Evening Jeff
As every other day for the past month, I've got work. It shouldn't be too bad though, I got to bar a complete fuckwit this afternoon, something I've been waiting to do for aaaages now. We've got a new night on, hopefully it should go down well and be fun.

What are you doing?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:24, Reply)

Nothing at the moment. I've been feeling really rough all day.
What area of fuck-wittery did the person you barred from the pub excel in?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:40, Reply)

He's an absolute fucking cunt.
He pisses off anyone he speaks to, especially me. When I got to work at 2.30, the lass I took over from told me he'd been shitfaced since he came in at lunch time. At 4, I said I wouldn't serve him any more - everyone was sick to the back teeth of him. He refused to leave and kept on going on and on with his incessant fuckwittage until I had to bar him.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Oooh, the 'absolute fucking cunt' division.
That is quite a specialist branch of fuck-wittery and it sounds like a barring was well in order!

How long will he be barred for?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:55, Reply)

I'd hope forever
But it will probably be a month. I'm so fucking fuming right now, some twat of a customer is slagging me off for it on Facebook, knowing I can fucking see it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Bar them as well for
Facebook-Fuck-Wittery!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Tempting.
This is the same guy who joined Twitter and only followed me, just so he could say things like "Oh, tweeted 76 times today, have we?" - completely disregarding the fact that I fucking speak to people on there, of course I did. Because that's not creepy.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:08, Reply)

i'm staying in
and also i'm gonna have some beer
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:31, Reply)

Supposed to be going to the pub for dinner.
Got watching Total Wipeout so having take away instead. Need to mop the bathroom floor too. It's all rock n roll in the catfaceceilidhband household.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Indian or Chinese?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Italian.
I've a hankering for seafood pasta.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:42, Reply)

Don't start watching Lets Dance
It's fucking shit.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:45, Reply)

yeah, it looks it.
I switched to the Channel 4 news.

Going to have a scalding bath now to try and get warmed up to about corpse temperature.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:58, Reply)

I'm attempting to keep the contents of my stomach in my stomach
And not on my computer. I dislike this feeling quite a lot.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:45, Reply)

Screen dump lols.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Work hopefully
maybe a quick trip out to buy yet more fatty foods. On the plus side my new perfume arrived.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Evening bumbers
I'm watching 24 hour panel people on bbc.co.uk while mr b3th watches whatever shit is on TV tonight, and playing with his nuts (and bolts)
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:01, Reply)

I'm in a pub!
called The Spread Eagle. This will only amuse me more as the evening wears on.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:14, Reply)

is that somewhere south but west of brighton?
i seem to remember going to that place.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

oh never mind,
google says its quite a common name
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:17, Reply)

it's in hereford
it's not a pub name I've dvds come across before though.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Weird post is weird.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:23, Reply)

I'm calling autocorrect

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:23, Reply)

you are correct
that should have read 'ever'. also, i'm a bit tiddly.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:39, Reply)

i have been to hereford,
my nan was staying in a hospital there for a bit, you know the hospital, near the kfc or some shit.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:35, Reply)

There's one just down the road from me
it's a Wetherspoons. Ugh.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

You pleased with the result today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:22, Reply)

OH YEAH
Done the double over Birmingham this season, beat them 3-1 at our place back in September.

How'd your lot get on?
Edit: BBC calls it a romp, good on you. Win the next 11 and you might be in the playoffs...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:35, Reply)

I'm buzzing from the football
but groggy from getting hammered last night.

I'm off out for a curry since I can't be bothered to cook. Then I shall come home, quietly watch some telly and try and spot myself on Match of the Day, then go to bed before midnight. Woo!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Rock and roll lighty.
Has Hodgson made a massive difference?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:23, Reply)

We aren't giving away so many sloppy goals
and when the match finished today we had 7 defenders on the pitch. Been a while since I've seen an Albion team shut up shop.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:37, Reply)

I'm trying to make a website
and have been for hours. I think it's not too bad now, just content to go up now

I might have chips
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Is your new website quite different to your old one?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:24, Reply)

yeah, less crappy flash
and more space to put new stuff up. Even space for that story
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Send me a link when you've made it live.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:27, Reply)

will do
I'll probably use the same URL and just direct it at this one instead
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:28, Reply)

JUst went for chips
and the area was covered in protesters and police. Turns out I just narrowly missed the opportunity to throw a pickled egg at nick griffin :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:47, Reply)

You should have order some BNmushyP's

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

BNPie?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 19:57, Reply)

I'm amazed Griffin is so fat
Considering he probably can't go for a Indian or a Chinese without looking like a hypocrite.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Get out.
go on. Leave the internet. *points to the door*
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:03, Reply)

You are a shit Gloria Gaynor
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I can't believe you called me shit :(

(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:22, Reply)

I can't believe you're in the pub with your best mate and you're posting on here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:28, Reply)

they're a bit...involved in each other
I realise it seems like i'm being antisocial but i'm not at all.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Maybe they want to spend some quality time together
Seeing as you staying with them put the mockers on their planned night of love-making last night?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:33, Reply)

you're making me feel terribly unwanted, Jeff :(

(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:37, Reply)

You could go on the pull?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:42, Reply)

No, I don't think so
not really my thing.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:51, Reply)

I am baking a camembert.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Good plan, sir.

(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:21, Reply)

I still can't move after having an all you can eat buffet at around 3pm.
Good day so far. Feeling better, last minute Fulham winner (surprised how much I cared about that), bought a t-shirt I don't need from Reiss and instead of getting a birthday present everyone's just said I don't need to take my wallet out tonight. Fine by me. Although I have to wear a badge the size of my head that says 'BIRTHDAY BOY' which I really don't want to do as I'm a self conscious sod.

Think I'm off to a Morrisey tribute act in a bit tho, I bet it's shit.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Happy Birthday Barry.
I noticed the 90th minute winner from Zamora and thought that would cheer you up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I was surprised at how happy it made me.
I think it was more the fact that drawing at home to Blackburn is fucking abysmal so it was nice to avoid that, rather than being elated about three points.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:51, Reply)

MORE CHICKEN WIIIIIIINGS

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:31, Reply)

ribs, man, ribs
they're the way forward.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Ribs was Wednesday.
Today is all about the wings, and they're properly spicy this time, woo!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:45, Reply)

I've had wine
lots of wine. There are cookies and ice cream what I made earlier when I get home.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 20:48, Reply)

I have returned from curry!
It was a bit "meh". Not really the depth of flavour I would like. On the other hand, it was only 10 minutes walk from my house AND had a table for one.

And I could have bought 20 mates, there were only two other customers. That should have tipped me off. Still, meant I didn't have to cook, and I read a bit more of my book.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:24, Reply)