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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I like your thinking
but I'm just not that wrong or mean.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
They're wrong.
The humpy buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)
it's only polite to warn them
you can't just leave something like that for them to find.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:34, Reply)
there's nothing worse than a ghost poo
unflushable with a lingering aroma and nobody's ever willing to own up to doing it.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:37, Reply)
You on about Columbo?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)
if poos could smoke cigars that'd be really weird.

(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:42, Reply)
What if poos had a little dog?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:43, Reply)


(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:49, Reply)
I fucking hate it when some cunt leaves a floater in the work toilets
You open up the lid and it's right there in your face.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:37, Reply)
You don't look that short

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)
Well you shouldn't drink straight from the bowl.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)
you'd know all about that, eh Jeff?
with your predelictions..
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:44, Reply)
Well, it is customary when on a date, to go out a share a few drinks.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:49, Reply)
eeew!

(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:53, Reply)
Like you've never had a cheeky slurp

(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:55, Reply)
berk thinks Armitage Shanks is the name of a pub.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:58, Reply)
I quite like strongbow
but even that's isn't that bad.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)
You can pick your bowl based on the toliet cleaner that gets used.
Tonight, I want something with a pine taste.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:10, Reply)
mmm, minty fresh!
i'm ashamed to say i've been in bars that had cocktails that bad. drank then anyway though..
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)
That doesn't surprise me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)
I don't know what you could possibly mean by that.

(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:19, Reply)
we had a serial offender at work
someone filled out a full risk assessment form detailing the hazards and posted it in the bogs.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:43, Reply)

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