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It's quiet on here tonight.
Where are you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:50, 183 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
at home
my back is still fucked so having a quiet night in.

Unlike last night. I am still shamefaced.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:51, Reply)
What have you done to feel shamefaced?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)
I was a bit of a bellend on here last night.
Three pints and two cans after a week of sobriety.

Not pretty.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I wouldn't worry about it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I do though.
I have a carefully nurtured and maintained image on here as a cool, suave, funny guy and then I arsed it right up.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:18, Reply)
You were livid the other night when I posted that link to The Krankies.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:19, Reply)
That was unforgivable.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Was it Fandabeedozee?
I'll have it!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:22, Reply)
When I mentioned fani-dabee-double-dozey Dizzle got really upset.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)
You weren't so bad
though I am at a loss to understand where the suave image is coming from
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:07, Reply)
My suaveness is legendary.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:16, Reply)
Are you sure you have the right word?
Maybe you just have a really nice jacket
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:20, Reply)
Jackets are Barry's thing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:22, Reply)
thought you were having a big night out tonight?
i'm watching a movie.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I've been feeling shit all day.
So I'm staying in.

What film are you watching?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:56, Reply)
pfft no stamina
i'm watching scott pilgrim and having a massive joint.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:58, Reply)
A roast dinner at this time of night!
Have you seen the film before?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:59, Reply)
meatlols.
a massive smoke then, if you prefer. yes I have but my friend and bloke haven't. not that their attention is entirely on the film..
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Are they snogging in front of you?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:02, Reply)
a bit
but it's not like it's getting to the heavy petting stage or owt.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Snogging's not on if there's only one other person in the room

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Print this out


And remind them of what constitutes acceptable behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)
it's her house
and i'm being just as antisocial by being on my phone.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:13, Reply)
It's not about that.
Ignoring each other is fine. Going as far as snogs with only one other person in the room is bluuurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Thanks for that.
'Bluuuuurgh' reminds me of Timmy Mallet and his hammer-based word association game, Mallet's Mallet.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Look at the camera, wave your Wacaday plaster and say blurgh

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:18, Reply)
hah.
I remember timmy mallet.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Glad I'm not the only one that thinks this.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Manners.
Perverts.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Not so long ago I shared a living room with a very happy pair who were practically fucking on the sofa, even though the lass's boyfriend was just upstairs.
On the plus side, it wasn't my living room.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:35, Reply)
Have people no shame?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:37, Reply)
Not these days Roots, not these days.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)
Fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Are they making you uncomfortable?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:04, Reply)
not excessively
after all, some of my attention is elsewhere as well.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:09, Reply)
you're touching yourself in public?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Halibut!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:13, Reply)
you wish I was!

(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Well roll another fat one and get stoned.
Alternatively, put the kettle on, the 5 minutes you spend making tea will give your mates other half the chance for a sneaky grope of your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:12, Reply)
I went to the bathroom earlier
there was gropage going on when I got back. I daren't leave again in case they get worse!
also, don't drink tea.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:22, Reply)
You could go for a massive dump?
That'll give him chance to get cloth tits or inside-tops.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:24, Reply)
then ruin the atmos by striding back into the room to warn them not to go in there for at least ten minutes

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:26, Reply)
I like your thinking
but I'm just not that wrong or mean.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:28, Reply)
They're wrong.
The humpy buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)
it's only polite to warn them
you can't just leave something like that for them to find.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:34, Reply)
there's nothing worse than a ghost poo
unflushable with a lingering aroma and nobody's ever willing to own up to doing it.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:37, Reply)
You on about Columbo?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)
if poos could smoke cigars that'd be really weird.

(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:42, Reply)
What if poos had a little dog?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:43, Reply)


(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:49, Reply)
I fucking hate it when some cunt leaves a floater in the work toilets
You open up the lid and it's right there in your face.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:37, Reply)
You don't look that short

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)
Well you shouldn't drink straight from the bowl.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)
you'd know all about that, eh Jeff?
with your predelictions..
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:44, Reply)
Well, it is customary when on a date, to go out a share a few drinks.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:49, Reply)
eeew!

(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:53, Reply)
Like you've never had a cheeky slurp

(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:55, Reply)
berk thinks Armitage Shanks is the name of a pub.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:58, Reply)
I quite like strongbow
but even that's isn't that bad.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:00, Reply)
You can pick your bowl based on the toliet cleaner that gets used.
Tonight, I want something with a pine taste.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:10, Reply)
mmm, minty fresh!
i'm ashamed to say i've been in bars that had cocktails that bad. drank then anyway though..
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)
That doesn't surprise me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:16, Reply)
I don't know what you could possibly mean by that.

(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:19, Reply)
we had a serial offender at work
someone filled out a full risk assessment form detailing the hazards and posted it in the bogs.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:43, Reply)
hahahaha
Maybe berk could announce she was doing for a massive dump, but add the caveat that 'Don't worry, I won't walk straight back in, it'll be a double-flusher for sure, so keep your ears peeled for the chain getting tugged for a second time'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:29, Reply)
you're even more wrong and mean than him up there ^

(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:33, Reply)
*BEAMS*
Result! I've out grossed 'Him up there ^'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:40, Reply)
You out grossed GOD? FUCKING HELL THAT'S AMAZING!

(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:43, Reply)
I was very impressed by this post the other day
http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1106793. I was apparently too disgusting for sportscow and DF.

*prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:48, Reply)
Well done!
That really is foul.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:50, Reply)
thank you.
I was rather pleased with that one.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:56, Reply)
pfft
like that comes as a surprise, you massive filthmonger.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:51, Reply)
Well, after constantly being asked to leave the Internet following a host of shit puns.
It seems like a natural progression to move onto 'shit' jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:54, Reply)
oh god, please don't
I thought it couldn't get any worse, but apparently it can..
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:58, Reply)
I'm just going through the motions.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)
that's a load of shit.

(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:02, Reply)
I'm here *waves*
watching 24 hour panel people on bbc website
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 21:59, Reply)
*Waves*
I'm watching mystic gay-boy Derren Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:00, Reply)
I watched Sue Perkins' thing about bestsellers,
loads of Chewin' the Fat and now some old Victoria Wood in the hope of seeing some Celia Imrie and Julie Walters.
My tv is downloading some shit I won't watch, but I'll let it crack on while I watch recorded stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:04, Reply)
hey up again
I'm still here. Sure wish radio 6 was better on a saturday night
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:07, Reply)
I totally got away with slipping out of my social obligations.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Do you use Spotify?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:13, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Then let Spotify take you on a musical journey.
To hell with Radio 6!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:14, Reply)
is there a random function on it?
I've not used it all that much
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Are they playing soft snoozy indie rock and/or Florence and the Machine?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:23, Reply)
crappy dance music

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:26, Reply)
wot?
Craig Charles yo! Best of funk, soul and hip hop 7-10pm, just after you posted.. But fuck it, not for everyone I guess.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:38, Reply)
53° 43' 22" N, 1° 42' 52" W.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:22, Reply)
Cleckheaton you say?
Oh my.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Right, question people
what do you do when your 15 year old cousin has photos of her up on facebook wearing a bra and hotpants, drinking what looks like a cocktail and smoking a dooby.

I don't want to be all sanctimonious, I was drinking and smoking at that age, but getting photos of you posted on facebook is pretty stupid.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Tell them exactly that Al.
Point out to them that you were also wearing a bra and hotpants when you were 15, and you enjoyed a cocktail and occasional dooby, but you took care to keep this secret.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Inform the police and your MP.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:32, Reply)
Oh god, kids these days.
You should post her picture here, so we the sweaty-palmers can decide if they really ARE out of order.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:34, Reply)
I expect this kind of thing from Jeff and Psychochomp
but not you Roota. Not you.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:36, Reply)
I live alone!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)
You're a crazy cat lady and we all know it
alone, my arse!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:40, Reply)
Tigger here, he really is a comfort
www.milkandcookies.com/link/65807/detail/
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:43, Reply)
Could be worse, I suppose.
You could be a crazy dog lady.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:45, Reply)
There was one of those where I grew up.
Mrs Watson.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:46, Reply)
That's a bit strong.
Chompy, maybe. But not me.

(I may revise my stance on this if the picture includes a dog)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Well, she looks like Al in a bra and hotpants.
Is that not doggy enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:40, Reply)
One of her friends is fucking ugly
does that count?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:41, Reply)
Break down the door
Arrest her, and show some police brutality.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:37, Reply)
She lives in Australia.
It's a bit far, and I'm a bit tired.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:38, Reply)
You're showing no commitment to straightening her out here
Poor show, 1/10 for effort.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Are you close?
Could you tell her she should hide stuff before she gets into trouble?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:39, Reply)
Silly Roota
We are not close to Australia
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Doh!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Close?:
He said she lives in Australia.

Christ. Don't you listen?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:42, Reply)
I just sent her a message saying she should at least untag herself
I like to think we're reasonably close. I would like to be closer, but as I said she lives in Australia, but I lived with them for a yeah when she was 7 and I've stayed in touch and she came to the wedding.

She's supposed to be coming over to the UK in April.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:42, Reply)
Bert.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:43, Reply)
I thought that...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:44, Reply)
There you go again
lowering the tone.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:50, Reply)
You've done all you can do.
Grassing her up or telling her not to dress like that/experiment with substances won't stop her, but she's got to get rid of the skanky pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:46, Reply)
I don't have a problem with the drinking and smoking,
I'm quite proud she's following in the family traditions (started by me)
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Hahah, fair dooz.
But keep an eye on her.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:49, Reply)
I think I must have been the squarest teenager in history
Though at least my brother has made up for my abhorrant lack of experimentation.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:50, Reply)
He's into all sorts of weird shit
I remember the evening we first met, well, I remember starting the evening. We ended up snorting Ketamine off a hookers arse in Soho and I woke in a flat in South Kensington which appeared to be owned by a minor royal.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:54, Reply)
I hope at least
it was a male hooker

EDIT: Also, are you calling Roota 'weird shit', or are you just referring to the things he makes her do?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:57, Reply)
I meant before he met Roota and settled down.

(Bazongaloid, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:59, Reply)
Totally made a wicked awesome dinner.
Apple Ice Wine + Chilli + Smoked Garlic + Creme Fresh + Single Cream + Spring Onion + a dressed crab... mixed in with pasta.

It's made such a nice sauce, I'd be well pleased if I had this in a resutrant.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 22:58, Reply)
tuuuuuuuuuuuune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P7JoAt6Dm8
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:02, Reply)
Or Shit tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue to give it its full title.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:05, Reply)
Oh dear.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:08, Reply)
Did you like it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:09, Reply)
No.
It was fucking shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:13, Reply)
the other link is proper good, though

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:15, Reply)
i thought you might be into big horns
and mad grunting
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:09, Reply)
also
best webcomic I've seen in some time. One of my friends always finds the best links
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com/home
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:04, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:17, Reply)
keep reading, it has a plot line and everything

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:17, Reply)
all gone already?
surely not.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:32, Reply)
there's nobody here but us chickens

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:34, Reply)
damn.
I can't go to sleep yet. I'm full to the eyes of sugar. Bloody munchies.
(berk, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:36, Reply)
I'm still here.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:38, Reply)
Just got in, very tired, need a spliff.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:37, Reply)
Well roll one then.
What have you done this evening Bob?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:38, Reply)
Me too
I'm pretty much sworn off for the forseeable but have been dipping into my stash - saved for a friend - before bedtime. Fuck it, it's the weekend I guess, and not smoking is making me paranoid weirdly.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:42, Reply)
Mr Bongo.
Good evening.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:44, Reply)
evening evening
I'm probably more embarrassed than you at my drunken posting recently. Though might stay up now and will probably be on b3ta.. Haven't looked at /offtopic in 2/3 days until tonight btw - dunno what you did, probably wasn't anything serious, although of course internet is serious buisness..
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sat 5 Mar 2011, 23:56, Reply)
The youtube disco thread fae last night.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:02, Reply)
meh, think I'm going to bed
weed doesn't do it for me anymore. think I'll find it easy to give up totally. good night all.
(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:28, Reply)
Just in
from a shit night out. Meh.

Should have been a lesbian, I don't understand you men types.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:23, Reply)
Are you new here?
If you are, then welcome. If not, then I apologise for my ignorance.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:24, Reply)
New
No, not exactly. Had a bit of bovver and I had to get my account deleted. So this is my spankey new account.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:29, Reply)
*sighs*
it has to be said or you won't feel loved. Fuck off Bert
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:35, Reply)
heh
How is work going?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:40, Reply)
Shit
I am the shittest person ever
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:42, Reply)
Trouble finding your focus?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:43, Reply)
I'm considering dropping out
that's how shit I am. How are you tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:48, Reply)
Not as bad as that.
What are you struggling with exactly? Talk of dropping out isn't good.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:55, Reply)
Nah it'll just mean doing my exams next year instead
it's just getting me down.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:58, Reply)
When are your exams due, and how far away (from where you think you need to be) are you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:00, Reply)
May
I'm just too tired all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:01, Reply)
Have you been to the Doctors?
It might be something they can help with. Nothing worse than being tied, and then being so stressed about being tired that you can't sleep from worry.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:04, Reply)
I'm going to see them soon
need to figure out a strategy. Oh well.

What've you been up to tonight then?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:09, Reply)
Nothing.
I was feeling rough all day.

So I decided to stay in this evening.

Are you just finding it hard getting into a routine of sleeping at the right time and then getting a good 6 or 7 hours consistant sleep when you do go to bed?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:12, Reply)
feeling 'ruff' more like.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:13, Reply)
ha
LTI
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:14, Reply)
LTI?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:16, Reply)
Shit pun results in a
'Leave The Internet' shout.

Or if you're me, people just post LTI as I've been on the receiving end of so many requests, it just saves time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:18, Reply)
I got an LTI last night.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:19, Reply)
God only knows how many times I've been asked to Leave The Internet
It must be approaching a hundred.

You're in good company.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:27, Reply)
It's not the sleep
I rarely get more than 4 hours a night unless I've drunk heavily. But I've always had that. It's just feeling tired while I'm awake that's unusual.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:14, Reply)
Go and see the Doc
Explain the problem and if you get fobbed off, request blood tests.

You are young enough that you should be able to function without feeling tired (the excuse of the elderly and the lazy), and you're neither of those.

It could be anything, but get it checked out.

DrJeff insists. And don't be putting it off for a week or two, make a decision to go next week, and to stick to it. Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:16, Reply)
Nothing they can do really
just tell me it's the side-effects of the pain-meds kicking in.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:18, Reply)
They can provide you with certification to say that this is why you're under par
And take some of the pressures off you.

If you're not as fit to work as some of your fellow students, then needs to be highlighted.

Discuss it with your doctor. Also, if you're taking meds that make you tired, enquire as to alternatives.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:26, Reply)
Bert?

(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:45, Reply)
Long story is long.
Who were you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:48, Reply)
I was
Until a few months ago lympicita_ie
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:48, Reply)
That means very little to me.
But welcome (unless you turn out to be Bert).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:56, Reply)
Fangs for that
and I'm no Bert.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:57, Reply)
So what prompted the name change?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 0:59, Reply)
had a bit of bother
with some stuff that I had posted. All of which was fantastically true, had a bit of legal action threatened.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:03, Reply)
That sounds fantastic.
Can you provide some more details, no matter how vague?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:05, Reply)
Let's just say
That sociopaths ought to be careful who they mess with.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:06, Reply)
spill the beans

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:07, Reply)
Lips are firmly sealed.
In a public forum.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:08, Reply)
*sniggers*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:17, Reply)


(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:27, Reply)
I was passive-agresivelly dragged to a shit club
The friend I went to meet then fucked off, without a second mention that she'd be back in a minute or whatever, this is while the others we were with were out smoking. Effectively, I became the coat holder at that point, decided I couldn't be fucked with it, and decided to leave.

I then said I was leaving, she got snotty, so I told her to fuck off.

ARGH!

TL;DR - I'm irritated at a friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 1:55, Reply)

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