I would imagine it's quite hard to stealth-piss on someone, Gonz.
but I wouldn't know because that's really not my kind of thing at all.
(berk, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 12:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I know someone who did
but it wasn't a sex thing. Just some guy with bad nightvision going for a piss on a bush. It was at a larp event and there was some guy hiding in that bush. He didn't move at all, fair play to him
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

That's the trouble with that sort of thing, I reckon, there is a point of no return, when you start you have to be comited.
I guess you could disguss it over dinner while eastenders is on in the background, during one of those awquard silance bits.

"[naaaame] ?"
"Yeah"
"Well, I was wondering, what's your opinion on... never mind, it's silly, don't worry"
"No, go on, I'm interested now"
"I'm embarassed now"
"Don't be, it's to late now, you have to tell me, I'll be wondering all night otherwise"
"Well, I was watching this video, and this lady urinated on this other man's chest"
"Ooookaaaay, what are you getting at?"
"They seemed to enjoy it, that's all, it might be fun"
"Who cleans up afterwards?"
"I donno, they did it in the bedroom, I imagine it would make for a bad night's sleep, wet sheets and all that."
"And we've got the egyption cotton sheets on at the moment that we got in the sale form John Lewis, I only washed them yesterday."
"Probs best give it a miss"
"Yeah', never mind, can you hand me the ketchup please."
"Sure thing".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Should suggest doing it in the bath

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Would need to put a bath matt down, which would leave whoever was laying down with loads of indentations in their skin.
My bath is relativly small, if I put my feet against the tap-end then from my chest upwards sticks out the other.

I just got a funny mental image of two people sharing a bath, one goes to get up and says "I really need a piss", the other goes "Just do it in here" followed by yells of "OH MY GOD, I WAS JOKING" on Jermy Kyle.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

hmm
Perhaps there are tips somewhere. Like on the internet or soemthing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Maybe, I'd write one but I don't feel I'm in a possition to say anything.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 14:05, Reply)