Stupidly busy first shift at work
Fucking christening party in. Had to stay here all day to keep an eye on the people working too. However, I have managed to tell Philip Davies MP he's a cunt, and encourage lots more people to as well, and to have a few free pints with the bezzie, so it's not all bad.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Did you get to bar anyone today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:40, Reply)

why is he a cunt?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Google is your friend.
So, you can out politics me, yet you don't know why Philip Davies MP is a cunt, eh?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 19:06, Reply)

I can definitely out politics you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 19:18, Reply)

*sigh*
Lies on the internet.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)

try me.
And not with trivia like the names of MPs, hit me with policy and theory.

I'm not just a pretty face you know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Pretty face?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 19:42, Reply)

neatly chiselled, finely groomed drop dead handsome face.
I am a graduate of the HBMS.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Right.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Just exactly the right amount of disbelief

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:08, Reply)

He spent Friday night trying to convince me of the same things.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

you two have so much in common
Apart from the Tory thing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I don't think we have that much in common.
It's probably for the best. I'd hate anyone who was anything like me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:20, Reply)

I'd feel sorry for you
if you were like me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:23, Reply)

I love how you two are united in withering contempt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Only for ourselves
And you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I meant for me.
How is my internet fiancee anyway?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Awful
I worked a 12 hour split shift yesterday, until 02.30. Got woken up at 9 today, started work at 12, crazy busy shift until 15.30. Supposed to have a break between then and now, but had to stay at work to keep an eye on/help out the other staff. Just about to start another 5 hour shift in 15 minutes.

/whinge
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:39, Reply)

dang. come over here.
*gives shoulder massage*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:40, Reply)

No time.
I have to go back to work now. G'night.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:43, Reply)