Well I've been out and about this afternoon
And I'm going to start roasting some lamb shortly.

What have you achieved today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 17:38, 93 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not much
But I'm off out in a minute to celebrate my 21st, so there might be more to say in 24 hours time...
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Happy Birthday!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Happy Birthday
I hope you do something that makes the hangover worth while.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Oh fuck, I had a deadline of an hour ago that I was supposed to work all weekend working towards doing it and I haven't done any.
Shit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Gonz, you need to tidy up.
Badger will be home soon.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:07, Reply)

oh lol, already done !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:15, Reply)

..... mostly.
HOW WAS THE TART THING?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:16, Reply)

The missus and everyone else said it was fucking amazing.
I haven't had any yet on account of having to be in the right mood to indulge in that sort of thing. Perhaps later this evening.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Scratch that; I've just had some
and can report that it is pretty damned good.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:23, Reply)

Awsome =DDD
I wrote up the recipie if you ever want to recreate it ! www.coll3ctive.co.uk/food/recipes/paulypops/custardy-lemon-tarts-with-a-couple-of-different-bases/

I'm wondering what to do next, I made the most awesome pasta dish last night that I'm recreating tonight when Badges gets home (if she fancies it), but I want to find a new sweet dish. I might make chilli brownies.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:30, Reply)

Ah cool, thanks.
I'll let the missus know!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:40, Reply)

She will be so fucking pleased.
You don't want to know what she said she was going to do with you if you hadn't tidied up!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:17, Reply)

Haha, I'm always paranoid about it, but I do try !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:27, Reply)

I think it involved a pug and a cheesegrater...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:30, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:30, Reply)

Needs more evisceration.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Sod all
I was in a great mood and now I'm not.
(berk, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Where did you go?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Ledbury/Malvern
didn't have enough petrol to get to Cheltenham and home again, and couldn't really afford/justify more.
(berk, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 17:57, Reply)

So why are you in a not-great-mood?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Because you've just posted?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:00, Reply)

You can do better than that, surely DG?
As abuse goes, that is really quite lazy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:03, Reply)

I've had a long, if fun, weekend Jeff.
I can barely be arsed to type on here.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:05, Reply)

Why not have a nice beer and a bit of a sit down?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:09, Reply)

I have a glass of wine as we speak.
Because, you know, I haven't had enough this weekend.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:11, Reply)

Oh just stuff
people and things, you know.
(berk, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:03, Reply)

*There there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:08, Reply)

I've waved goodbye to some b3tans.
And been for a nice walk with the dog. I'm now looking at the mess in the kitchen and living room and thinking, "Nah, fuck it until tomorrow".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Have fun this weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 17:56, Reply)

Utterly fucking brilliant, thanks.
I have an abiding memory of, when everyone was in the living room and going to sleep of repeatedly walking in and deadpanning "I just wanted to say good luck; we're all counting on you" several times and being in fits of giggles.

I was a bit drunk.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 17:58, Reply)

So a good time was enjoyed by all?
Anyone drink too much and make a fool of themself?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:08, Reply)

Yes and no.
Unless you count Wookie wearing a child's monkey hat at Alnwick Garden as making a fool of yourself.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Tackled the clothes mountain in the spare room.
Found the floor near the window. Am hopeful of reaching the wardrobe by nightfall. Got stuck for a while on a difficult traverse of the futon. Had a pleasant lunch on an outcrop of baby vests near the window. Need to navigate a landslide of dirty laundry near the door in order to cook dinner (pie).
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 17:59, Reply)

What kind of pie?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:00, Reply)

Leftover pie, best of all the pies.
Take all the roast dinner leftovers, mix them up in gravy, stick in a pie dish surrounded by puff pastry. Bake. Eat.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:01, Reply)

That sounds rather nice.
I tend to cheat and buy Aldi's own chicken or steak family pies. They are, it has to be said, rather good and absolutely chock full of meat; there's no air at all.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Aldi's the wrong side of town for us.
We've got a Lidl a couple of miles away though, might try theirs.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Not tried any of their's.
How are the norks, by the way?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Massive!
Still the number one weapon of choice in getting catfaceceilidhbaby to go to sleep.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Ha ha ha.
Have you thought about getting a plaster cast taken of them so that when they eventually do shrink you have something to remind you of them?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:12, Reply)

I like this idea.
Or I could make replicas out of fabric and stuffing and use them as cushions.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:15, Reply)

It would be an interesting talking point, to be sure!`

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Plaster cast?
Surely you mean a bust.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:25, Reply)

ilidhbaby
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I have completed my school experience folder, filled in all online requirements and have
planned a belter of a lesson for tomorrow and my tutor observation. I am now going to have a huge congratulatory joint and listen to talksport for 30 mins.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Arsenal let you down again this weekend Bob.
Does anyone actually want to win the Prem this season?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:38, Reply)

We do
but I think we've left it a little late.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:11, Reply)

A good result in the football, and that's about it for me.
Oof, I've not had lamb in ages!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Fantastic bit of skill for the second goal AA
A great result for your lot.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:39, Reply)

The fuckup leading to the second goal was astonishing
The skill for the first one was incredible.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Very little. Woke up at an inappropriate time, AGAIN.
Went to the laundrette so have clean sheets. Should I choose to put them on just now. I can't be arsed.

I've done no work. And my "fringe" is annoying me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:21, Reply)

Woe!
What time is an inappropriate time?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Considering I woke up at 6.30 on Saturday
and by 11pm last night I was too tired to keep my eyes open, 8 is no fun. Got about 7 hours of sleep but it wasn't good or refreshing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Speaking of fringes
I was toying with the idea of a straightcut one. Then a friend turned up to show me her new hair and lo and behold she had exactly that cut, which rules it out for the time being
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Stupidly busy first shift at work
Fucking christening party in. Had to stay here all day to keep an eye on the people working too. However, I have managed to tell Philip Davies MP he's a cunt, and encourage lots more people to as well, and to have a few free pints with the bezzie, so it's not all bad.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Did you get to bar anyone today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:40, Reply)

why is he a cunt?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Google is your friend.
So, you can out politics me, yet you don't know why Philip Davies MP is a cunt, eh?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 19:06, Reply)

I can definitely out politics you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 19:18, Reply)

*sigh*
Lies on the internet.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 19:20, Reply)

try me.
And not with trivia like the names of MPs, hit me with policy and theory.

I'm not just a pretty face you know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 19:32, Reply)

Pretty face?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 19:42, Reply)

neatly chiselled, finely groomed drop dead handsome face.
I am a graduate of the HBMS.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Right.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Just exactly the right amount of disbelief

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:08, Reply)

He spent Friday night trying to convince me of the same things.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:09, Reply)

you two have so much in common
Apart from the Tory thing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I don't think we have that much in common.
It's probably for the best. I'd hate anyone who was anything like me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:20, Reply)

I'd feel sorry for you
if you were like me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:23, Reply)

I love how you two are united in withering contempt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Only for ourselves
And you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I meant for me.
How is my internet fiancee anyway?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Awful
I worked a 12 hour split shift yesterday, until 02.30. Got woken up at 9 today, started work at 12, crazy busy shift until 15.30. Supposed to have a break between then and now, but had to stay at work to keep an eye on/help out the other staff. Just about to start another 5 hour shift in 15 minutes.

/whinge
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:39, Reply)

dang. come over here.
*gives shoulder massage*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:40, Reply)

No time.
I have to go back to work now. G'night.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:43, Reply)

returned home from that London
managed not to buy new boots. Got some work done much quicker and smoother than expected.

Soon to eat pizza
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Mmmmm, pizza...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Nothing, I woke up about twenty minutes ago.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 18:54, Reply)

Nothing at all
bought a couple of books on ebay, but missed the one really good bargain
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 19:54, Reply)

What was that?
And what did you buy?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:03, Reply)

The one I missed
was a copy of Stalky and Co which I am almost certain was a first edition which went for about two pounds.

I bought a couple of old books, nothing immensely exciting
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Still probably more exciting than my day
Any new politics crushes?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I've been ill all day
and it's Sunday so nowhere to go and buy food and liquids.

Sadly no. I still reckon I might ruin Daniel Poulter a bit. Then I realised I don't like pet pigs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:11, Reply)

I'm still hung up on Dan Jarvis this week
Damn him having children and a dead wife.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Pfft
*scrooge voice* 'are there no orphanages?'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:23, Reply)

We can but hope.
Children are so over rated.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:27, Reply)

^this
can't see the appeal at all.

On the plus side I smell delicious
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I'm sure you smell smashing.
But I disagree. I love kids. Always have.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:31, Reply)

I was a horrible kid
this may have prejudiced me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:40, Reply)

They're alright as long as you can give them back
and you don't have to give birth to them.

Or, as has happened to me this evening, they piss on you and then run away giggling.
(berk, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Getting dressed and eating breakfast

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:31, Reply)

listening to Boards of Canada.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 20:49, Reply)

Today Huzzah
After the disaster that was yesterday, I cooked a pot of butter beans, did a couple of hours of yoga, and a few hours of seeing my mate.

Life was good today.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sun 6 Mar 2011, 22:19, Reply)