Go for vouchers
for Argos or somewhere. Then you can buy important things like Wii consoles for your wedding and cameras and suchlike
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd considered that
but I have a Wii and a camera already
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Or other "important" things

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Ask for Firebox vouchers
So you can buy one of these.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

sweet
I also need a rubber band gatling gun
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

So you can attach it to the front?
I like that plan.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Ha Argos, povo

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

sometimes you need something that only somewhere like Argos sells

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Like this?
tinyurl.com/5rozrmp
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

ugh
that is unbelievably vulgar
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Imagine the size of the fists for the DAUGHTER one?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)

This one is EVEN BETTER
If that's possible.

tinyurl.com/5uxc49o
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

This is awesome!
*buys 6 for all remaining fingers*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Cubic Zirconia
Classiest of all the diamond substitutes.
( Kroney, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Says Milton Keynes boy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

It is such a poverty stricken part of the uk.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:01, Reply)

It is rich in roundabouts and concrete cows
I will grant you that. Oh, and rape victims
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Average house price is over £200k
£300k for a dettached place, Average wage last year was £26,678 which is above the national average and is even in the top half of the south east.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:11, Reply)

If only I could pay more money for my house
it would be great! Those £26K wages should see my £300k mortgage off no problem
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:12, Reply)

What's that got to do with anything?
You just said Milton Keynes is poor, I said it wasn't with proof. Your response is "well it's too expensive innit" which is it? Is it too expensive or too poverty stricken, your train of thought has lost me.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:16, Reply)

You derided Argos as being only for the poor
I retorted by insulting Milton Keynes, not calling it poor. Poor as in shit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Getting wedding vouchers from Argos is pretty povo.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Not at all
We bought a great digital camera and took it away on honeymoon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)